Today's Blind Items - Not Too Many Family Values
Short and sweet, but it is a good one. This former A list mostly television actor turned B list mostly movie actor in movies that have a very unique niche in the movie world is always talking about family and family values. The actor, who is married has been having a fling for the past six months with a woman he met on a speaking tour. This is not the first time he has strayed, but it will be the one, if he is caught that will bring down his little empire.
please be Kirk cameron--make him fit please???
ReplyDeleteTim Allen
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the"ToyStory" films are the niche
ReplyDeleteToy Story movies are mass market schlock and popular, so I'm saying no, please be Kirk Cameron and his religious family movie empire.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wdwforgrownups.com/articles/disneys-niche-story-rooms-wdw-resort-hotels
ReplyDeleteBut they are Pixar/animation- a "niche" as it were. They even have hotel rooms at Disney resorts named after them....damn that's some fandom.
It is obviously Kirk Cameron
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Marriage Tours. Why is marriage so hard? Is there a way out of the wilderness? Yes! There is a map of instruction and hope given to us from God that's been ...
I just can't stomach that weasel being B list anything except buttwipe.
ReplyDeleteOne must plunge repeatedly into new wildernesses in order to access the Map of Instruction...or make 5 monthly payments of $129.99.
ReplyDeletePRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH!
ReplyDelete@ kno- he isn't . Kirk is in no way a B list movie actor- I don't think C even fits. He made the stinker(laughable) Saving Christmas" 2 years ago and before that nothing noteworthy ever, but nothing film wise since 2008. Even Enty couldn't or wouldn't !
ReplyDeleteAllen does speaking engagements about values, is an outspoken Republican I think,maybe. How about Steve Carrel - does he do tours?
+1 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ReplyDeleteKirk's sister, got taken down by Joy Behar on the View. It wasn't hard - Candace said that Ben Carson's view that intelligent design was comaptible with science, and that lots of scientists agreed. Joy said she'd like to meet them. hah.
ReplyDeleteKirk Cameron: Unlikely King of the Box Office! - Yahoo
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Sep 27, 2013 - The most bankable star at the box office right now? Hugh Jackman? Nope. Vin Diesel? Uh-uh. Oprah? Sorry. The answer is Mike Seaver Kirk ...
Christian movies make A LOT of money. Do you not understand what the term "very unique niche" means? Is that a PIXAR movie? A Steve Carrel movie? I think NOT.
Sorry Trisha, Enty might as well have put a neon KIRK CAMERON sign up for this one.
ReplyDeleteHaha- all good. But I just think of Tim with his conservatism and stuff, and the speaking toyrs- Cameron never entered my mind DERP. B list?lol
ReplyDeleteTim Allen most recently did television, hasn't done any speaking tours recently, and doesn't have an empire to come crashing down. Plus he's been pretty open about past problems. I'm with the Kirk guess.
ReplyDeleteKirk is an interesting choice...AND he has a speaking tour schedule: http://www.loveworthfightingfor.com/. FYI, you can book him for $33,000...goodness!
ReplyDeleteSo wait Kirk Cameron isn't gay ? WTF?
ReplyDeleteDear Gods: PLEASE let this be Kirk Cameron & PLEASE let pap pics &/or video leak (not that I'd ever watch that nastiness). Amen
ReplyDeleteI so imagine a banana being involved, somehow....
ReplyDelete@Majik8bong - Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteOnly for Jesus.
ReplyDeleteIt sucks that Kirk Cameron is so batshit crazy cuz he is not bad looking lol.
ReplyDeleteI like to think of Kirk up late in his study, alone, save for the PM Chaturbate convo he's engaged in with some guy named BigChub4You.
ReplyDeleteIf it is him, it likely won't matter. His wife is probably trained to believe she's responsible and he just struggles with "sins of the flesh."
ReplyDeleteTim Allen has no Empire. He just voices a plastic spaceman. Frankly, Tom (America's History Teacher) Hanks has more of an Empire to protect.
ReplyDeletePraying it's Kirk. Irony intended.
+10
ReplyDeleteReese, why did I just have a vision of Kirk Cameron kneeling at an altar in front of a topless woman (maybe Alexis from RHOOC) proclaiming his love for her Jesus Jugs!!! SMH...gotta get that weird image out of my head!
ReplyDeleteAnd I have no idea why it says Reese at the start of my comment.
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