Thursday, November 12, 2015

Today's Blind Items - The Narcos Baby

He could have a child with almost any woman on the planet. Lots and lots of women would have volunteered. He had a "girlfriend" for years who gladly would have had his child. He, is an A+ list celebrity throughout much of the world. In the US, he is probably A-. Our A+ lister wanted to have a child. Desperately. The thing is though, he knew who he wanted to be the mother of his child. Finding her, let alone convincing her, took two years and almost a million dollars. Oh, he can afford it. It only took him about six months to track her down. Living under an alias gets you to a certain point, but paying off the family members made it a whole lot easier. He then took steps. Lots of steps. Slow steps. She was halfway around the world and he had limited time. Eventually though he managed to convince her. She was willing because her father would have been a huge fan of the A+ lister. Plus, she needed the money and, for his part, he knew she would keep a secret. Her family does not do a very good job of keeping secrets. Our A+ lister loves the genetic line of his son.

37 comments:

  1. MontanaMarriott2:14 AM

    Damn this is a good one but a toughie, gotta be someone with a legendary father.

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  2. sandybrook2:14 AM

    Ronaldo the soccer player, Richard Branson, Holly Branson?

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  3. Derek Harvey2:17 AM

    well Narco means drug dealer. Who is a famous drug dealer....

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  4. MontanaMarriott2:18 AM

    Pablo Escobar's daughter?

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  5. Derek Harvey2:18 AM

    someone and Sofia Vegara?

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  6. Kno Won Uno2:19 AM

    I was thinking Nancy Sinatra or Lisa Marie Presley, but this doesn't say "back in the day" anywhere. And I don't believe Michael Jackson is the bio-dad of his children, which only matters in this particular instance.

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  7. sandybrook2:21 AM

    El Chapo is a famous drug dealer who just escaped prison.

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  8. Kno Won Uno2:22 AM

    Oooh....this is EXCELLENT! The family (except the son, lately) have been in hiding forever!
    El Chapo already has children...hmm

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  9. MontanaMarriott2:22 AM

    Manuela Escobar Henao
    http://xpatnation.co/a-look-at-pablo-escobars-family-21-years-after-his-death/#.m13R11j6z

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  10. Kno Won Uno2:23 AM

    He already has children, though.

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  11. MontanaMarriott2:24 AM

    "Her father would have been" denotes that the father is no longer living. Any other infamous drug dealers who are dead and have a daughter?

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  12. Kno Won Uno2:25 AM

    Manuela Escobar, but I don't know how old she is. Her brother was born in 1977, making him 38 ish...I believe she was at least 5 years younger.

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  13. Kno Won Uno2:31 AM

    I'm wrong - she's actually older, born in 1971, which makes her 44

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  14. I think she was born in 1984 and there is little known about her. So...

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  15. MontanaMarriott2:34 AM

    Younger, per the article
    "Born in 1984, Manuela’s life with her father was cut short. Escobar’s acquaintances—the survivors, anyway—recall Manuela as her father’s spoiled little princess."

    But I am at a loss why a Portuguese soccer player would want a Columbian drug lord for his child's lineage?! Maybe someone from Columbia but someone from Portugal? Hmmmm

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  16. Kno Won Uno2:40 AM

    I give up - somebody and Manuela Escobar. Escobar loved soccer, started many, many, many local kids teams. It really seems like it could be Crispy Ronaldho.

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  17. Kno Won Uno2:43 AM

    I thought so, but I found an article in a Colombian paper--which I insanely assumed was correct.
    She's cute(r) than her brother, currently known as Sebastián Marroquín. I follow him on FB since I watched his Sins of My Father doc.

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  18. Puzzled2:45 AM

    What am I missing? I don't see a reference to narco in there at all.

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  19. Derek Harvey2:51 AM

    The title of the blind is The Narcos Baby

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  20. carolinalily2:54 AM

    it's in the title of the blind

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  21. Kno Won Uno3:00 AM

    I found an article where her brother talks about her:
    elmundo.es/cronica/2015/08/24
    the link might not post
    elmundo.es
    /cronica
    /2015/08/24

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  22. Ibebackyo3:28 AM

    Christian Ronaldo and cr Pablo Escobar Jr
    Peoples obsession with lineage will never end read Kennedy Diana etc...

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  23. TopperMadison3:31 AM

    Yanni.

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  24. lila fowler3:43 AM

    C. Ronaldo already has a child. If this were about him, the blind makes it seem like his baby mama is some VIP's daughter, and I don't think she is.

    Maybe the girl in question is one of bin Laden's daughters. Does anyone know where they are?

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  25. yesthatwouldbeme4:02 AM

    From Wikipedia:

    Ronaldo became a father on 17 June 2010 following the birth of a son.[517] The child, named Cristiano, and nicknamed by the family 'Cristianinho',[518] was born in the United States,[519] and Ronaldo announced that he had full custody.[520] Ronaldo has never publicly revealed the identity of his son's mother.[521]

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  26. ettacettera4:08 AM

    Since when is slime responsible for countless deaths tagged an A celeb?

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  27. NoseyNeighbor9:29 AM

    People, Ronaldo's son is black. Go to the Daily Mail or Bossip.com. there are tons of photos of his son there with along with his family. His son is an absolute cutie by the way.

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  28. LauraOK11:16 AM

    Agree NN that Ronaldo's son appears to be black. Imagine my surprise to find this expose from 2010: "COLOMBIA -The Rise and Fall of Narco-Soccer" WOW

    http://clas.berkeley.edu/research/colombia-rise-and-fall-narco-soccer

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  29. Snarknado12:14 PM

    Christian Renaldo and a descendant of the patron saint of narcos, Jesus Malverde. Breaking Bad featured a bust of Malverde in the episode titled "Negro Y Azul".

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  30. Spindleshanks1:04 AM

    Jimi Hendrix's daughter was young enough to carry a pregnancy, assuming CR7 is the father. She turns 50 next year. The window of opportunity was passing, as alluded to in the blind.
    There... may have been narcotics involved in JH's life, work and death.

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  31. Somedaygirl7:15 AM

    Enrique Iglasias? Not sure who the girl is - how bout princess Grace's daughter?

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  32. […] BLIND ITEM: He could have a child with almost any woman on the planet. Lots and lots of women would have volunteered. He had a “girlfriend” for years who gladly would have had his child. He, is an A+ list celebrity throughout much of the world. In the US, he is probably A-. Our A+ lister wanted to have a child. Desperately. The thing is though, he knew who he wanted to be the mother of his child. Finding her, let alone convincing her, took two years and almost a million dollars. […]

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  33. Illuminutty7:13 AM

    When has Cristiano Ronaldo killed countless people?

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  34. Illuminutty7:15 AM

    The first time a picture of Manuela Escobar Henao was published was in August of this year. http://www.soy502.com/articulo/hija-pablo-escobar-aparece-21-anos-despues-muerte-capo-2015 How could Ronaldo even know what she looked like if she led such a secretive life?

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  35. Alditha12:59 AM

    I find it hard to believe that anyone would want a child with someone from a drug baron's family. Also, what is so good about that lineage anyway?

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