October 31, 2015
This a-hole of an actor who treated his actress girlfriend like crap treated the crew on his latest movie like crap too. The thing is this guy is no more than B+ list, but he acts like he is A++ list. Apparently he never makes mistakes, but if you happen to do anything wrong he will belittle you and yell at you and swear at you. I hate this guy. Not as much as the crew, but close.
Jesse Eisenberg
I don't understand why this guy has ever been cast in anything. He has zero charisma, minimal acting chops, and from all accounts, he's an *sshole to boot. He must have a powerful agent who says to movie makers, "If you want Brad Pitt in film A, you'll have to hire Jesse Eisenberg in film B..."
ReplyDeleteMmmm. More lag than usually?
ReplyDeleteLacking any maturity obviously
ReplyDeletejust to let you know, here in UK we don t have a clue who this guy might be... puf. doh. mah. doh :) his relevance
ReplyDeleteHe was funny in Zombieland.
ReplyDeleteFunny in Zombieland? Wasn't he pretty much the straight man? I have not seen all of his movies but he seems to play the exact same character in the ones I have seen.
ReplyDeleteHe's a f-in douche who needs an ass beating. Untalented AF
ReplyDeleteHe was on Conan last week and I either got an aspurgers vibe or a spoiled entitled brat who got a trophy for doing ANYTHING when he was a kid. He sounded like a complete douchebag reading from the book he just wrote.
ReplyDeleteFor a couple of years Jesse and Michael Cera were the Kings of Nerd films. Now they have been dethroned by the action movies and nobody has told them they are irrelevant now.
ReplyDeleteZombieland: one of the greatest movies ever made but Eisenberg barely registered. Woody H, Bill Murray carried that flick.
ReplyDelete@Wish I stayed ---- I get a MAJOR 'on the spectrum' vibe from jesse eisenberg. Major.
ReplyDeleteEisenberg's a douchebag but is this meant to be about his behavior on the Woody Allen film? If so, I call bullshit, nobody abuses Woody's crew.
ReplyDeleteAnd he stole FORTY CAKES!
ReplyDeleteHey, Malibuborbee, that's an interesting point, that I hadn't heard before about Woody Allen movies. Nice to know that a director cares about this crew!
ReplyDeleteAs for Eisenberg, I get a serious Aspberger's vibe from him - screamingly. Still, he was really funny in American Ultra with KStew (actually, they were also great together in Adventureland - so hope this Woody Allen movie is just as good, or better!).
So why does anyone hire him? He doesn't have star power on his own, he can't carry a movie unless a great director and other A+ stars are attached, so why tolerate him?
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