October 17, 2015
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show is freaking out about her job security. The crew and producers are really loving her replacement. Our A- lister calls and texts constantly and has done a hundred pop ins to make sure her job is safe. Of course it is, but she is worried she might end up sharing the spotlight. Our A- lister doesn’t share.
Zooey Deschanel/Megan Fox
Do you not have a job?
ReplyDeleteyes
ReplyDeleteDo you?
Wasn't this revealed like, last week?
ReplyDeleteDerek, like me, makes this place a part of his daily routine. Respect.
ReplyDeleteSo do I.
ReplyDeleteHis job is to be the first guess, and if he's not he will make sure you know your guess is wrong lol
ReplyDeleteIsn't this Zooey's show? Is she so insecure to think that she will be replaced?? That being said if Megan is funny and hot then I wouldn't have a problem with making it permanent. Sick of Zooey's silliness schtick.
ReplyDeleteMake him use some lube next time Princess.
ReplyDeleteHis job as a bus station bathroom attendant leaves him lots of posting time. He's taken to yelling : Nailed It - when one of his patrons leaves a rich deposit.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could be a first guess and be correct! Derek is awesome!
ReplyDeleteIn Zooey's defense after-pregnancy hormones do make you a bit of a crazy insecure woman! I think it is actually worse after having a baby than during pregnancy. You only start thinking normal about 6 months after having your baby.
ReplyDeleteZooey is annoying anyway.
ReplyDeleteZooey is A list?
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