February 27, 2009
This C list television actor who has really done nothing since his hit ensemble comedy television show went off the air, only dines at restaurants when his “valet” is there. At about ten places he frequents, our actor calls ahead and will only patronize the restaurant when his favorite valet at the place is available to park his beloved car. Oh, and while he used to tip $100 each time, he is now down to tipping $5. I guess he needs a new show soon.
Frankie Muniz
Is "valet" code for drug dealer?!?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the guy (guy?) is a double-threat valet/dealer...parks your car, leaves a package, you 'tip' on the way out.
ReplyDeleteSounds pretty efficient, actually.
I guess his tip is down to about fifty cents now.
ReplyDeleteIt was just the person who parked his car
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ReplyDeleteMalcolm "was in the Middle" , but now he's "at the bottom"...
ReplyDeleteI also thought the "valet" meant as something else as well.... he is passionate about this cars though, soon he wont have enough money to afford them lol
ReplyDeleteA couple of years ago -- while visitin Disneyland with wife and daughter, we saw him walking through Downtown Disney with a "girlfriend."
ReplyDeleteOh, my god, he (seem to be) shorter then my 5'3" daughter!
For reference, I am 6'3"
Yeeeaaaahh...the guy's worth 40 million dollars and lives in Scottsdale, AZ so you KNOW he's not spending too much money on the lifestyle. Don't know what he was up to in 2009 but he can afford to tip more than $5.00.
ReplyDeleteLOL didnt he brag on twitter about how he has millions and millions? honestly, with his face and height, he needs millions to get laid. also if I lived in Arizona I could buy an 8 bedroom mansion with a four car garage.
ReplyDeleteInstead, I live a part of CA where a 3 bedroom goes for $2 million
if he was truly rich enough he'd live in a big house in California.
He's not getting acting work anymore. Whatever money he has invested has got to last him, probably for the rest of his life. He's smart to live in a state near California but where the cost of everything is so much less expensive.
ReplyDeleteHe should go to college, get a decent education and go into an interesting profession.
he retired from acting, may do a cameo here and there.
ReplyDeletemaybe he doesn't care to throw away cash on $100 tips anymore.
it is after all his money, nobody should tell you how to spend your own money.
you are all ridiculous