August 13, 2007
This A list film actress from a top ten grossing film this year is gorgeous but dumb as rocks and also dangerous. While in a foreign country promoting one of her most recent films, this actress encountered a man who was trying to be friendly but was having a hard time making himself understood because of the noise in the room and his poor English. Our actress turned to her publicist right as the noise level dropped and said,
“Who the hell is this asshole and how come he can’t speak English?”
The publicist replied, “This is ______, and he is the President of this country.”
The actress then said, “but how come he doesn’t speak English? Doesn’t everyone speak English?”
This actress earned over $15M in 2006 and will earn more than that this year. Great role model huh?
Cameron Diaz
and look who she ended-up marrying and her career is shot. I use to like her in movies like In Her Shoes and Vanilla Sky but seems like a fool and a byotch.
ReplyDeleteRole model?! Get it!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that Cami - what a charmer!
ReplyDeleteShe's the kind of person who thinks its adorable to be crass & coarse, but that's how you end up being married to Benji Frickin Madden for no discernible reason. I wonder how many years of aging Cami he'll put up with. If she's not even producing an heir, what's the point? She looks every one of her 43 years.
does she not have enough money for lasers/facials/botox etc? She could try a little of SOMETHING. Moisturizer???? I get not being afraid to look her age but it just seems STRANGE.
ReplyDeletemaybe she's seen the horrible results her peers get from that shite and wants no part of it? In any case it seems as if she has no f*cks available to give
ReplyDeleteEveryone says stupid things when they're young. She is a good actress and you have to have some smarts for that.
ReplyDelete:) another brainer
ReplyDeleteIs this one he revealed awhile ago or was that another? Seems like we knew this already- even made up , because she is far from stupid.
ReplyDeleteThat's a lovely story she probably should keep to herself when attending the Alma awards.
ReplyDeleteI just think how she was once with that surfer and then married the madden twin.
ReplyDeleteIf you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
ReplyDeleteIt is strange. My theory is that it's because of all the work she had done years ago on her massive acne scarring. If someone uses really strong peels and procedures to lessen the scars, the skin would be left much much thinner and more fragile than it was before. Doing further peels or much work at all is impossible (afaik) without doing a ton of damage.
ReplyDeleteMakes sense
ReplyDeleteThis blind makes her sound awful and although she has lived a priveldged life and is still a beauty
I bet she feels like shit
She NEEDS Paulas Choice
ReplyDeletegaaawwwwd ... i know!
ReplyDeleteKelly Slater to....THAT....how?
Interesting. Cam's mother worked in import/exports. She's of Cuban descent and as a model, prior to acting, traveled extensively, and she did that show "Trippin'" - which makes this blind seem highly suspect. Shenanigans.
ReplyDeleteIT CANT BE MADE UP BECAUSE I NAILED IT YOU FUCKNUTS
ReplyDeleteI never thought Cameron Diaz was pretty. Personality wise, she reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence.
ReplyDeleteShe has badly sun-damaged skin, which is partially the reason she's starting to look like a scrap of leather with eyes. There's only so much you can do when you've damaged yourself like that.
ReplyDeleteDid you not see The Mask? I will never forget, when Jim Carreys character first laid eyes on her, it was also her introduction to the world. She was wearing a red dress and stood up in slow motion. She was hotter than hot
ReplyDeleteThere's so excuse for anyone over 23 to be THIS ignorant and dumb.
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