May 21, 2012
You know, when you are a big tweener star who relies on wholesomeness and want to keep your reputation intact, you really can’t go around hitting on every teen that walks by you. So, what do you do if you are an A list tweener and want to find some women who are open to more than just kissing, you let your mom handle it for you. Not a manager or an agent, not even a friend. Nope. Mom handled things for her A list tweener(s). Her only rule is that it has to be someone who is not a fan. She would find escorts who would sign confidentiality agreements in advance and then spend time with the tweener(s) and be gone the next morning. She had no problems with this. She felt it was way better than a scandal. It was way more preferable than waking up to some unexpected teen pregnancy or some crazy fan who sold everything they knew to the nearest tabloid. With a new escort coming every night there was no need to take that chance. Mom even made sure that when the tweener(s) had a girlfriend the escorts kept coming. At least one horrific breakup was the result of a girlfriend discovering that.
Justin Bieber
Nailed it.
ReplyDeleteAnd here I felt all cocky that my mom used to let me rent R-rated movies when I was underage.
ReplyDeleteI raised a son, so this is extra doubly gross for me.
ReplyDeleteHire a woman to have sex with my son? EWW. WAAAAAYYYY over the line.
Gross. But she let usher pass him around so I'm not surprised.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I figured it would be his dad who'd be the Biebs' pussy wrangler.
ReplyDeleteCrazy don't fall to far from the tree.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend that used to irk behind the scenes at a club he would frequent and let's just say he wasn't particular.
ReplyDeleteSo gross.
Bieber's dad, yes. His mother, no. She seems like a decent lady and a good mother.
ReplyDeleteWell it's never like anyone's accused her of being a good parent. She treats him like more of a meal ticket than a son. There are reasons this kid has gone off the rails. Not that he was ever on them.
ReplyDeleteIf you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
ReplyDeleteBieber's problem is that both his parents try too hard to be the "cool" mom and dad.
ReplyDelete*high 5
ReplyDeleteWow...this kids really did grow up with hillbilly parents!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood one. That's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU!!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU!! no matter how old you are your parents are always the ones you should be able to go to for help, man or not. but his parents aren't gems so he's stuck. he's just digging a whole for himself but no one is helping to pull him out, that and he's stubborn. just an all around mess
ReplyDeleteWow, he has parents that pretty much rate right up there with the Kraptashians and Miley Cyrus! Ewwww.......absolutely horrible......
ReplyDeleteThat lady is allllllllll business, isn't she? Like... it's your son. A client is one thing, but your own kid? Yuck.
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