October 4, 2007
So other than a Fatal Attraction type situation, what is the worst thing that can happen to a guy when he's having an affair? I am probably not the right guy to ask since I couldn't get sex inside 6 marriages so you know that no one is giving it to me outside of marriage.
How about if you are a very big star. Very recognizable. A list. In fact A+ list actor. Huge films, huge star, and very married. How about if you are having an affair. Maybe you go over to her place or you meet somewhere, and people never see you together so it's good. So what happens when she gets a little antsy and wants to go to dinner with our huge comic actor. He says fine, but not in LA. So maybe they take a little drive out towards Santa Barbara. Things are good. They eat, she's happy, and they come back. Maybe on the way back they get into an accident. A bad accident. Our actor and date aren't hurt, but the other driver is very badly shaken up and when he recognizes the actor, here comes the pain. With the pain comes the ambulance and the policeman who starts taking names and witness names and who was in each vehicle. Now what if our actor had told the Mrs. that he was going to play some poker with some friends over in Silverlake, not all the way out here in Santa Barbara. The accident is easy to explain. The location, the ticket our actor received and the police report with passenger name. Big trouble. So far the actor has kept it secret but it has only been four days. Four very long days. Let's see how much longer this will stay a secret.
Ben Stiller?
ReplyDeleteAdam Sandler
ReplyDeleteComic actor....Steve Carroll? Will Ferrell? They're recognizable to me lol not sure on ratings, though. Or wait. Nah. Wanna say Adam Sandler but he's not major these days.
ReplyDeleteShit. Steve Carell. Steve Carroll hasn't hit it big yet.
ReplyDeleteLooks like about 8 years.
ReplyDeleteThis was in 2007..( unless it says still is huge?)but AS will always have a cache.....but
ReplyDeleteSandler is a huge celebrity poker player...so is Vince Vaugn but he wasn't married at time of blind.Sandler had already 4/5 years.
So Ill go with Adam Sandler for $200 :) I keep forgetting these are older blinds. Whoops!
ReplyDeleteI know- it's an adjustement here too:)! I'm like who, when, year ? Lol
ReplyDelete2007? Really?
ReplyDeleteBiggest comic actor of the early 2000s was probably Mike Myers. 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004, and 2007 he had top-ten grossing films. The only contender he had was Jim Carrey. The problem is, neither were married in 2007. Ben Stiller is a strong third in terms of box office performance in the early 2000s, and he WAS married - maybe even "very married," as he was planning on directing a sitcom starring his wife as of 2006 (never happened).
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt
ReplyDeleteNot comic actor. Nvmind
ReplyDeleteJust because the post was in 2007 doesn't necessarily mean it was a recent story. We're getting caught up with who was married in 2007; maybe it's a story that was old, even at the time. So in that vein - I'll throw out our favorite slime ball - Charlie Sheen.
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks
ReplyDeleteWhat about Eddie Murphy-- he was nominated for an Oscar in 2007 for "Dreamgirls" --I know his great comedies were earlier but he was still doing them ..ie)'Norbit" 2007.
ReplyDeleteWe know that he was very married to Nicole ...AHHHHH, their divorce was in 2007!!....sooo close..
Steve Harvey.
ReplyDelete2007 A+ comic actors would definitely include Will Ferrell. He was able to greenlight anything he wanted during that time period.
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