Today's Blind Items - Closet Confusion
It was a pretty happy day for this B- list celebrity/model when she got a new bearding gig. Apparently she was referred for the gig by that B+ list mostly television actress who does bearding professionally but is awful at remembering the lies. The person our B- lister is bearding for has some closet issues. In his mind, his fame rests on an image he has carefully crafted. He thinks his fans would excoriate (found that word of the day calendar my mom gave me last Christmas) him if they found out he was gay. He has played this kind of perfectly. Never really dates one woman very long. Enough where people keep hoping he can find the right woman. Another actress, who I trust completely says he tried to have sex with her and failed miserably. He blamed fatigue and pressure and stress. As far as I know he has never even peeked around the corner of the closet. Except. Yeah, there is always an exception. When he heard rumors about this A list athlete being gay he called him up and the pair met for dinner. Perfectly normal. At that dinner he talked about it in vague terms. That same athlete is who he turned to now for his beard. Full circle.
Amber Rose
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn for the Actress who referred her?
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn/Suki Waterhouse/Aaron Rodgers?zac Efron?
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn for the B+lister/
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ReplyDeleteI havent read the BI BUT...Tim Tebow & Beard Olivia Culpo announced they're dating.
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn as actress and Aaron Rogers as the A athlete
ReplyDeletehence "full circle"
Karuche works for the model part I guess. B list is a lie. Tebow could also work since the other guy is kinda vague here.
ReplyDeleteOk so it's Kelly Rorbach/Leo DiCaprio
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn referred And the athlete is Aaron Rogers
just read it...Pro beard Olivia Munn & Aaron Rogers giving Tim Tebow advice.
ReplyDeleteHe's now with Olivia Culpo.
Camille Belle for actress Tebow couldn't get it up with..
I'm going with Olivia Culpo & Tim Tebow as well
ReplyDeleteEnty doesn't state if the guys is an Athlete, actor, singer, just he has 'fame"
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't state that the guy she is now bearing for is an athlete, I don't think?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't all these people just come out of the closet already. It's exhausting trying to keep up with the blinds, imagine what its like actually living it!!!!
ReplyDeleteOr could be Trevor Noah and Jordyn Taylor
ReplyDeleteNew romance! Trevor Noah introduced his new girlfriend, model Jordyn Taylor, at his Daily Show premiere party in NYC on Thursday, Oct. 22, and Us Weekly has the exclusive details!
The South African comedian, 31, met Taylor after he moved to NYC earlier this year to begin his new gig as host of The Daily Show. He had previously dated Dani Gabriel, 28, with whom he lived in South Africa.
Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/us-weekly-exclusive-meet-trevor-noahs-new-girlfriend-20152610#ixzz3pstJw4D7
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Olivia Munn and Trevor worked together and are friends
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ReplyDeleteOT --speaking of athletes, Derek Jeter is OFFICIALLY engaged! I think that Hanna Davis is really pretty and seems really sweet in her interviews...
btw Derek Jeter is engaged today to Hannah Davis sorta off topic
ReplyDeletenvmnd --they have been on and off for months
ReplyDeleteoh..that guy-- this new girl looks JUST LIKE his ex-girlfriend
ReplyDeletehahaha--i just wrote the same above.
ReplyDeleteTREVOR NOAH IS STRAIGHT!??! LOL Oh honey give that up,LOL
ReplyDeleteSeriously!!!! lol
ReplyDeleteI like your guess as well
ReplyDeletebut this will NEVER be revealed anyways
c'est la vie
bwahaha let's see if they actually get hitched--it's not like he's never been engaged before
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper/Irina/Christiano R
ReplyDeleteTimmy Tebow/Olivia Culpo/Camilla Belle
ReplyDeletePoor Timmy! His father and brother will never allow him to open the closet door.
Aaron Rogers and Zac Efron has hooked up several times.
ReplyDelete@backagain - ^THIS! 100%
ReplyDeleteMy first thought as well.
ReplyDeleteI know I'm a hypocrite for posting guesses on these threads considering my stance on this business. So go ahead and excoriate me if you wish.
I agree that Tim Tebow makes the most sense for the closeted B- lister. Super conservative fanbase plus the pious Christian virgin thing he has going, he would lose all those church speaking gigs if it got out he even though about sex let alone being gay.
ReplyDeleteThe beard is the B- lister
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ReplyDeleteSorry I got confused. Still say the person in need of bearding is T. Tebow.
ReplyDeleteTim Tebow is saving it for Jesus! ,,,that came out wrong,,,,
ReplyDeleteI got dizzy reading this.
ReplyDeleteIrina Shayk
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper
Cristiano Ronaldo
Happens to me all the time. Sometimes the wording is confusing.
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