Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Today's Blind Items - Closet Confusion

It was a pretty happy day for this B- list celebrity/model when she got a new bearding gig. Apparently she was referred for the gig by that B+ list mostly television actress who does bearding professionally but is awful at remembering the lies. The person our B- lister is bearding for has some closet issues. In his mind, his fame rests on an image he has carefully crafted. He thinks his fans would excoriate (found that word of the day calendar my mom gave me last Christmas) him if they found out he was gay. He has played this kind of perfectly. Never really dates one woman very long. Enough where people keep hoping he can find the right woman. Another actress, who I trust completely says he tried to have sex with her and failed miserably. He blamed fatigue and pressure and stress. As far as I know he has never even peeked around the corner of the closet. Except. Yeah, there is always an exception. When he heard rumors about this A list athlete being gay he called him up and the pair met for dinner. Perfectly normal. At that dinner he talked about it in vague terms. That same athlete is who he turned to now for his beard. Full circle.

38 comments:

  1. Tricia133:11 AM

    Amber Rose

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  2. MontanaMarriott3:12 AM

    Olivia Munn for the Actress who referred her?

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  3. sandybrook3:12 AM

    Olivia Munn/Suki Waterhouse/Aaron Rodgers?zac Efron?

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  4. Tricia133:12 AM

    Olivia Munn for the B+lister/

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  5. Derek Harvey3:12 AM

    karuchee tran memphis depay

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  6. back again3:13 AM

    I havent read the BI BUT...Tim Tebow & Beard Olivia Culpo announced they're dating.

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  7. Derek Harvey3:14 AM

    Olivia Munn as actress and Aaron Rogers as the A athlete
    hence "full circle"

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  8. sandybrook3:16 AM

    Karuche works for the model part I guess. B list is a lie. Tebow could also work since the other guy is kinda vague here.

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  9. Tricia133:16 AM

    Ok so it's Kelly Rorbach/Leo DiCaprio
    Olivia Munn referred And the athlete is Aaron Rogers

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  10. back again3:16 AM

    just read it...Pro beard Olivia Munn & Aaron Rogers giving Tim Tebow advice.
    He's now with Olivia Culpo.
    Camille Belle for actress Tebow couldn't get it up with..

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  11. LA Rose3:17 AM

    I'm going with Olivia Culpo & Tim Tebow as well

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  12. MontanaMarriott3:18 AM

    Enty doesn't state if the guys is an Athlete, actor, singer, just he has 'fame"

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  13. Tricia133:18 AM

    It doesn't state that the guy she is now bearing for is an athlete, I don't think?

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  14. Why don't all these people just come out of the closet already. It's exhausting trying to keep up with the blinds, imagine what its like actually living it!!!!

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  15. Derek Harvey3:23 AM

    Or could be Trevor Noah and Jordyn Taylor


    New romance! Trevor Noah introduced his new girlfriend, model Jordyn Taylor, at his Daily Show premiere party in NYC on Thursday, Oct. 22, and Us Weekly has the exclusive details!
    The South African comedian, 31, met Taylor after he moved to NYC earlier this year to begin his new gig as host of The Daily Show. He had previously dated Dani Gabriel, 28, with whom he lived in South Africa.


    Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/us-weekly-exclusive-meet-trevor-noahs-new-girlfriend-20152610#ixzz3pstJw4D7
    Follow us: @usweekly on Twitter | usweekly on Facebook

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  16. Derek Harvey3:23 AM

    Olivia Munn and Trevor worked together and are friends

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  17. back again3:24 AM

    +1
    OT --speaking of athletes, Derek Jeter is OFFICIALLY engaged! I think that Hanna Davis is really pretty and seems really sweet in her interviews...

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  18. sandybrook3:25 AM

    btw Derek Jeter is engaged today to Hannah Davis sorta off topic

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  19. Derek Harvey3:25 AM

    nvmnd --they have been on and off for months

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  20. back again3:26 AM

    oh..that guy-- this new girl looks JUST LIKE his ex-girlfriend

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  21. back again3:27 AM

    hahaha--i just wrote the same above.

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  22. MontanaMarriott3:27 AM

    TREVOR NOAH IS STRAIGHT!??! LOL Oh honey give that up,LOL

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  23. back again3:28 AM

    Seriously!!!! lol

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  24. Derek Harvey3:28 AM

    I like your guess as well

    but this will NEVER be revealed anyways

    c'est la vie

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  25. sandybrook3:30 AM

    bwahaha let's see if they actually get hitched--it's not like he's never been engaged before

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  26. Hothotheat3:30 AM

    Bradley Cooper/Irina/Christiano R

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  27. Avers3:47 AM

    Timmy Tebow/Olivia Culpo/Camilla Belle

    Poor Timmy! His father and brother will never allow him to open the closet door.

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  28. Tennis Player4:10 AM

    Aaron Rogers and Zac Efron has hooked up several times.

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  29. chaos begins4:55 AM

    @backagain - ^THIS! 100%

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  30. My first thought as well.
    I know I'm a hypocrite for posting guesses on these threads considering my stance on this business. So go ahead and excoriate me if you wish.

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  31. Britt5:25 AM

    I agree that Tim Tebow makes the most sense for the closeted B- lister. Super conservative fanbase plus the pious Christian virgin thing he has going, he would lose all those church speaking gigs if it got out he even though about sex let alone being gay.

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  32. kpist5:55 AM

    The beard is the B- lister

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  33. Mulher5:55 AM

    henry cavill

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  34. Britt6:48 AM

    Sorry I got confused. Still say the person in need of bearding is T. Tebow.

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  35. Snarknado11:06 AM

    Tim Tebow is saving it for Jesus! ,,,that came out wrong,,,,

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  36. Whywhywhy???10:49 PM

    I got dizzy reading this.

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  37. Omar Little3:22 AM

    Irina Shayk
    Bradley Cooper
    Cristiano Ronaldo

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  38. Happens to me all the time. Sometimes the wording is confusing.

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