Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #2

August 7, 2015

This former A list tweener from a group made at least ten trips to the bathroom while out to dinner this week. His girlfriend was out of the country or she probably would have joined him. The former tweener had some of his family with him but they were helpless to do anything because they didn’t want a scene.

Joe Jonas

Posted by ent lawyer at 2:00 AM

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4 comments:

  1. Kno Won Uno2:11 AM

    A dead relative is not as gauche as a scene. Everyone knows that. Public scenes create awkward photos but funerals can be staged and appropriately lit. Plus, flowers.

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  2. muchlu2:36 AM

    The Jonas Brothers are over Enty, apparently he has a new band DNCE or something like this now

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  3. ALTuna4:45 AM

    Incontinence at such a young age. Poor fellow!

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  4. Jen6:09 AM

    Diarrhea is more fun as a couple.

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