This foreign born B+list singer split with her boyfriend after he found out she was cheating on him with her reality co-star who happens to be married to a former A list reality star turned celebrity turned reality star with a side gig.
Three-six-nine the goose drank wine The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line The line broke the monkey got choked and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, clap slap Clap pat, clap your hand, pat it on your partner's hand, right hand Clap pat, clap your hand, cross it with your left arm Pat your partner's left palm
Clap pat, clap your hand, pat your partner's right palm with your right palm again Clap slap, clap your hand Slap your thighs and sing a little song, go
My mama told me if I was goody that she would buy me a rubber dolly My aunty told her I kissed a soldier Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly
Three-six-nine the goose drank wine The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line The line broke the monkey got choked and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap, clap, clap your hands and prepare to pat Clap, take your right arm, pat your partner's right palm with your right palm Clap, take your hand back and clap and clap and clap and clap Clap, take your right arm, cross your right arm with your left arm Pat your partner's left palm with your left palm Clap, now back with a clap
(Instrumental)
Slap, take the pats of your palms and slap your thighs and watch the fun materialize as you sing this little song
My mama told me if I was goody that she would buy me a rubber dolly My aunty told her I kissed a soldier Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly
Three-six-nine the goose drank wine The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line The line broke the monkey got choked and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
You know, not for nothing, but if you can't do monogamy, don't get involved with someone who expects it. It's really that simple. The world has all kinds of people in it. Swingers, swappers, cucks, polys, multis... just every kind of relationship under the sun you can imagine, there are people who are into it. If you plan on sleeping with other people after marriage, find someone who's into that. Hell, if you want to be in a relationship where you can sleep around and your spouse can't, find someone who's into THAT. They exist. I promise. Just be honest, for chrissakes.
Just a coincidence that Joel's Instagram has a photo in Paris at the same time Jessie J was there three weeks ago?? Still not convinced it's Nicole and Joel though - too many lovey dovey photos on their Instagram.
Rita Ora/Ricky Hilfiger and
ReplyDeleteDelta goodrem/Joel madden/Nicole Ritchie
ReplyDeleteAccording to my figures, the two trains are going to collide in about 2 hours, 47 minutes.
ReplyDeleteI hated word problems like this in school, and I'll be darned if I'm going to try to solve them now.
+1
ReplyDeleteI was never that good at algebra either.
Hahah. *2
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ReplyDeleteBut I think the answer is JessieJ/Luke James/Joel Madden/Nicole
ReplyDeleteJessie and BF just broke up
I can't show my work, but here's what I got: "Everyone on C List is dead --> List C is eliminated"
ReplyDeleteWhen I see "reality star" or anything like that I stop reading.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pLlex7X7g
ReplyDeleteBelle Stars - The clapping song 1982
Three-six-nine the goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line broke the monkey got choked
and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, clap slap
Clap pat, clap your hand,
pat it on your partner's hand, right hand
Clap pat, clap your hand,
cross it with your left arm
Pat your partner's left palm
Clap pat, clap your hand,
pat your partner's right palm
with your right palm again
Clap slap, clap your hand
Slap your thighs and sing a little song, go
My mama told me if I was goody
that she would buy me a rubber dolly
My aunty told her I kissed a soldier
Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly
Three-six-nine the goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line broke the monkey got choked
and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap, clap, clap your hands and prepare to pat
Clap, take your right arm,
pat your partner's right palm with your right palm
Clap, take your hand back
and clap and clap and clap and clap
Clap, take your right arm,
cross your right arm with your left arm
Pat your partner's left palm with your left palm
Clap, now back with a clap
(Instrumental)
Slap, take the pats of your palms
and slap your thighs
and watch the fun materialize
as you sing this little song
My mama told me if I was goody
that she would buy me a rubber dolly
My aunty told her I kissed a soldier
Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly
Three-six-nine the goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line broke the monkey got choked
and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, slap,
clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, slap
You know, not for nothing, but if you can't do monogamy, don't get involved with someone who expects it. It's really that simple. The world has all kinds of people in it. Swingers, swappers, cucks, polys, multis... just every kind of relationship under the sun you can imagine, there are people who are into it. If you plan on sleeping with other people after marriage, find someone who's into that. Hell, if you want to be in a relationship where you can sleep around and your spouse can't, find someone who's into THAT. They exist. I promise. Just be honest, for chrissakes.
ReplyDeleteNominated for thread of the century.
ReplyDeleteTook a century to read it.
ReplyDeleteJust a coincidence that Joel's Instagram has a photo in Paris at the same time Jessie J was there three weeks ago?? Still not convinced it's Nicole and Joel though - too many lovey dovey photos on their Instagram.
ReplyDeleteSecond. This is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteDefinately Nicole Ritchie up in there.
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