This starting to age former royal who will permanently have a connection to royalty is still a B list celebrity. She also still makes her living by sleeping with men who provide her funds or favors for her attention.
I'm pretty sure it's a well known secret that this is exactly how she landed Randy Andy in the first place. She was only acceptable to the Royal Family because she was of better lineage than Koo Stark & his other lower rung hookers.
caroline from ladies of london lol dated andy but she wouldn't marry him. or she wasn't titled enough for him. i'm thinking she didn't rank high enough for him. she lost her company though
And if loser minor celebs can get yacht work, I don't see why some old guy wouldn't pay for Fergie. In that world, she's high rent (!) and I bet she doesn't have to get shit on by Arabs
If this shocking confession becomes a thing in the news.. more bad publicity and continual caution for any great support from the royal family for Sarah 'Fergie' .. um, ex-husband Andrew and his sleazy, take a percent business dealings and crooked, naughty pedo friends contacts.. and their princess daughters Bea and Eugenie? Broadminded cheater Charles and his unfortunate loose morals wife Camilla might not mind, but I doubt it seems appropriate to the Queen and William to get closer to her or even them now.., so Sarah is never gonna be a trusted friend and welcomed guest at the palace, how sad if her daughters do marry and the Queen's in charge.. how to prevent her coming to any royal fancy shindig?
This one was sure a challenge :) "starting to age"? Although Fergie I think is bit past "starting" - and her primary competition in the, er, market she's in is probably Pippa Middleton, who appears to be set on the same trajectory.
Fergie
ReplyDeleteGod, how desperate do you have to be to pay Fergie for sex?
ReplyDeleteIsn't this how the world works??
ReplyDeleteShe's Fergalicious
ReplyDeleteBut she ain't promiscuous.
And if you were suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I'm pretty sure it's a well known secret that this is exactly how she landed Randy Andy in the first place. She was only acceptable to the Royal Family because she was of better lineage than Koo Stark & his other lower rung hookers.
ReplyDeletecaroline from ladies of london lol dated andy but she wouldn't marry him. or she wasn't titled enough for him. i'm thinking she didn't rank high enough for him. she lost her company though
ReplyDeletefast forward 20 years and the answer to this blind will be Pippa Middleton
ReplyDeleteI think Muchlu is right on the money with Pippa
ReplyDeleteAnd if loser minor celebs can get yacht work, I don't see why some old guy wouldn't pay for Fergie. In that world, she's high rent (!) and I bet she doesn't have to get shit on by Arabs
If you aint got no money take your broke ass home
ReplyDelete*2 years. At most. Have you seen her lately?
ReplyDeleteFergie is "starting" to age? She's been aging for a few years but this sounds like her.
ReplyDeleteIf this shocking confession becomes a thing in the news.. more bad publicity and continual caution for any great support from the royal family for Sarah 'Fergie' .. um, ex-husband Andrew and his sleazy, take a percent business dealings and crooked, naughty pedo friends contacts.. and their princess daughters Bea and Eugenie? Broadminded cheater Charles and his unfortunate loose morals wife Camilla might not mind, but I doubt it seems appropriate to the Queen and William to get closer to her or even them now.., so Sarah is never gonna be a trusted friend and welcomed guest at the palace, how sad if her daughters do marry and the Queen's in charge.. how to prevent her coming to any royal fancy shindig?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cbsnews.com/news/prince-andrew-escorts-daughters-to-wedding-their-mom-is-snubbed/
countess de lesseps or carole radzowitz?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat said ick to all of this. I'd rather be poor and lonely. Well, I am but that doesn't take away from my main point, a big ewwwwwww!
Indeed. Not saying she wouldn't have the "I slept with a royal" clientele.
ReplyDeleteThis one was sure a challenge :) "starting to age"? Although Fergie I think is bit past "starting" - and her primary competition in the, er, market she's in is probably Pippa Middleton, who appears to be set on the same trajectory.
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