May 12, 2015
With Cannes kicking off and the start of yacht season, I thought I would tell you who is committed for a week or more as a guest.
Former B+ list Disney tweener turned failed singer and bad actress. She already had a very profitable one weekend in Dubai over the holidays last winter.
Selena Gomez
I could use a really profitable weekend in Dubai right about now. I've got some bills due. How do we sign up for this gig? I realize a middle-aged faded bloom such as myself won't pull in Selena's numbers, but I could be persuaded to hop on a plane for probably a tenth of what she made.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised.
ReplyDeleteHit me up
ReplyDeleteI could use a profitable week at Draftkings.com :(
ReplyDeleteI would do a couple nights with a millionaire to pay off my student loans...
ReplyDeleteThat is heartbreaking.
ReplyDeleteShe used to have an upbeat and bubbly personality but lately, she seems kind of soulless. I blame the beibs.
ReplyDeleteSelena's a yacht girl? Please, noooooooooooooooooo!
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