June 5, 2015
How do you hide your affair with an A+ list mostly movie actor? Well, if you are this A list diva you say that you are kind of single but still profess love to an on again off again ex. You act confused about whether you should get back together with your on again/off again and no one even suspects what is really going on.
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez
Ah, JLo IS paying the nanny!
ReplyDeleteOne of them must be really good in bed. He hasn't changed his lifestyle which is why they broke up, so it has to be great sex.
ReplyDeleteIm more interested in the Nanny stories. I hope the next picture she sells to the tabloids are bed shots of her and Ben. She's obvs the one who sold the superbowl ring pic. Seriously, the girl is a good businesswoman. Lol! But a horrible human being. Makes me wonder how she got terminated from her work as nanny to NPH's kids.
ReplyDeleteJLo suddenly likes it dirty with a man with big boobs? His chest is not manly attractive. It's boobs. Ben's boobs match JLo's booty. Good combo
ReplyDelete@Sandy your reasoning is dumb as well as you
ReplyDeleteim pretty fucking certain you're a stupid fuckung idiot though.
ReplyDelete*fucking
ReplyDeleteBen has looked so sloppy, filthy and really crusty these past 6-9 months...seriously, you'd bang that jlo? Ewww...I'd make him take a shower first and then scrub him down w/ bleach. 'nuff said.
ReplyDeleteI like the first version of the word better! hahaha.
ReplyDelete....the typo made me giggle.
What glue said!
ReplyDeleteShe's dying for the publicity, though.
ReplyDeleteMr. Hot tits. Now I know.
ReplyDeleteNPH and husband couldn't afford for her extra care services. Ben felt immediatly how good she was with business he took her to raise his charity in Vegas. That woman should host The Apprentice!
ReplyDeleteHe was the one who ended it with her - or at least acted so appallingly that he forced her to end it when she didn't want to. She desperately wanted to marry him.
ReplyDeleteWe have a lot of stories about who Ben is fucking. There's JLo, and Gal Gadot and the slutty nanny and probably random extras etc. No wonder he looks exhausted.
My. Guess is they're drug shots not sex shots. And probably some good pics of his buddy from the Vegas trip.
ReplyDeleteThere was prob a plan for him and JLO (orchestrated by JLO) to lay real low for about 6 months after the big D announcement. Then a public appearance. Unfortunately he needs his candle waxed frequently and the nanny has thrown a big monkey wrench into the plan.
ReplyDeleteJLo is not a drinker though. Why would she want a sweaty, drunken mooby guy panting all over her?
ReplyDeleteJ-Ho addicted to ONLY one thing: Publicity. If hooking up with that mess get it for her, her panties be off so fast they will burn her thighs.
ReplyDeleteJLO and Ben do coke together which makes the sex very good they may have chemistry but I really think they are into the same drugs
ReplyDeleteJust saying- I used to volunteer at a food bank in a pretty bad neighborhood that served a lot of drug addicts, and Ben has heroin face. The eyes are the clue- heroin addicts all have these weird, glazed, tired eyes when they aren't high.
ReplyDeleteMarry me, June.
ReplyDeletej lo isnt into drugs, maybe a little drink but no drugs
ReplyDeleteI really hope they get back together because nothing upset the white population more than their Ben with Jennifer Lopez. I will never understand that but the tabloid sites would lite up non stop. Millions of people will watch. That will be so fun to watch and read.
ReplyDeleteJLo either thinks Ben can take her back to her former glory days when she was an A for that time of Bennifer 1.0. Or, her ego has been fizzing at the embarrassment of, a then lower listed, Ben scorning her. I reckon she could hold a grudge long enough to take her revenge as a very cold dish: tempt Ben with promises, watch him train wreck his marriage and image (maybe with the Nanny in a supporting role), AND, just when Ben thinks it's public reunion time, pull a "see ya" or have a brief 'he was always coming running back to me' PR splurge... then very publicly can him.
ReplyDeleteActually, in some of her better photos, the Nanny has a low-end resemblance to a less lythe JLo.