Friday, August 07, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 4, 2014

This B list celebrity/actress offspring was in the bathroom when the subject of #1 today was having sex. Apparently things got so crazy that the stall was broken and splintered and and managed to slice the arm and draw blood of our B lister.

Zoe Kravitz (#1 was Pamela Anderson)

Posted by ent lawyer at 2:00 AM

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5 comments:

  1. Kno Won Uno2:40 AM

    How long was she in the stall, FFS? Maybe leaving before the next stall splintered would have helped.

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  2. Meowing3:31 AM

    Geez! Between her bloody arm and Lenny's peengate, the poor girl can't seem to get a break. :)

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  3. Zilla13:45 AM

    You said that #1 was Christina Aguilera.

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  4. Groaning8:43 AM

    If Zoe was trying to peek at the amorous couple, it's her own damn fault that she got injured!

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  5. back again11:46 AM

    Outhouses Suck !

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