May 15, 2014
This married A+ list mostly movie actor was forced to abandon his car in the strip club parking lot he was visiting because of an oil leak in the streets. I would love to hear the explanation he gave his very conservative wife about why he took a cab home from a business meeting.
Ben Affleck
kinda funny actually.
ReplyDeleteEnty we get it already. We've read the blinds. Everything. Enough of the Ben Affleck reveals today.
ReplyDeleteHow about I couldn't get the car to start and we had to have it taken to the shop Enty?
ReplyDeleteThey insisted on meeting in a strip joint.. what can I do babe?! HEY.. no screaming and hitting, you will wake the kids! Eventually the black eye proof... http://www.justjared.com/2011/06/03/ben-affleck-bares-black-eye/
ReplyDeleteOr "I was having car trouble and pulled into the first parking lot I saw"
ReplyDeleteEnty hasn't read the Cheater's Manual. This is basic.
Get over it, it's a gossip site. You don't like it, no one if forcing you to read it. Go to the Daily Mail.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about the black eye! Maybe Ben forgot that Jen knows how to throw a punch.
ReplyDeleteMore likely he got a stripper's knee in the eye when they were, uh, conversing.
ReplyDeleteJen would never have put her Perfect Wife and Mommy status in jeopardy by leaving proof of an assault on her husband's face. She could've gone for a few body blows, no prob.