Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #4

January 26, 2015

SAG Awards

Quite the little pot circle last night in a loading dock. An A+ list mostly movie actor and his co-star from a movie that kept winning last year. Also joining them and hanging all over the co-star was this foreign born B- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show who has been named a best dressed from last night. Not approving was this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner and the most secret of cigarette smokers and was sneaking one quick puff. Literally one puff.

Matthew McConaughey/Jared Leto/Emilia Clarke/Reese Witherspoon


7 comments:

  1. Sadie2:50 AM

    I got this one right! Reese is married to Matthew & Jared's agent. He probably sent her out to spy on them.

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  2. sandybrook2:59 AM

    So Reesie its ok for you to be shitfaced from boxed wine drinking in public but when it comes to pot (which goes quite well with wine from everything I ever heard) you become a prude?

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  3. AndrewBW3:01 AM

    Reese is such a tight ass.

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  4. Kno Won Uno3:23 AM

    Context, my friend. Until it's legal in all US states & territories, she will continue to [appear to] abstain.

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  5. Kno Won Uno3:23 AM

    Good job!
    (I never get any - ever)

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  6. TheCousinEddy4:37 AM

    Reese is the typical Southern Sorority Girl.

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  7. Sadie4:56 AM

    Nah, I won't blame Reese for once. Jim Toth probably was afraid Matthew & Jared would be incoherently high when they had to present (which, one can safely say, has been a habit with them in the past). He probably sent the Little Woman along to check what they were doing to see if he needed to intervene himself.

    M&J are, with Downey and ScarJo, Toth's biggest clients. A guy needs to make sure his bread and butter doesn't make too many totally wacko speeches while stoned.

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