Today's Blind Items- Don't Date This Guy
It's hard to believe this actor once got married. It is not hard to believe it didn't last long. If you talk to this mostly television actor who has a really unusual side job when he isn't acting he will be nice. If you are female, he will be nice and then he will keep being nice until you have sex with him and then he will never speak to you again. Yes, even if you get pregnant he won't speak to you. No sorry if you have a miscarriage. On the outside this B list comic actor seems great. He isn't. He isn't evil as in he won't kill you or rape you. He will however do everything in his power to screw you over. If you are female. He is friends with guys and likes guys. He hates women. He destroys women. If he could destroy every woman on the planet, he would. After they have sex with him first.
Chris Kattan
ReplyDeleteor Fred Armistead perhaps
ReplyDeleteSteve Harvey?
ReplyDeleteToo bad Owen Wilson doesn't do TV.
ReplyDelete*Armisen
ReplyDeleteJason Segal!
ReplyDeleteNot Steve Harvey and since Jason Segal was an A list mostly movie actor according to Enty just yesterday afternoon, it ain't him either.
ReplyDeleteFred Armisten sounds good. But what's the really unusual side job?
ReplyDeleteI don't think Kattan, according to another blind he's a gay prostitute.
ReplyDeleteHe is the band leader for Seth Myer's Late night show....is that an unusual side job?
ReplyDeleteMaybe that he's in a band?
ReplyDeleteThe only problem is he's been married three times.
Elizabeth Moss, his most recent ex-wife, HATES HIM. She said: ""One of the greatest things I heard someone say about him is, 'He's so great at doing impersonations. But the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.'"
Maybe that's the unusual side job?
ReplyDeleteyes, I realized Kattan was also mostly movie(well, when he was working), so I guessed Armisten who is mostly TV/married Elizabeth Moss for a minute/and yes, the side gig..Wow. this sucks. I really like Portlandia:( No more---
ReplyDeleteWait, no, only married twice. And said the first was just to get her a green card.
ReplyDeleteArmisen is the band leader for Seth Meyers' show.
ReplyDeleteArmiesten works:
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/fred-armisen-has-a-reputation-1677187580
Wow, just read that over. Believe this Blind is for Freddy Boy.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me wonder about Carrie, since they are besties & work together. I meet her a couple years back through a now ex bf who was a muscian.
So "friend of Leo's"
ReplyDeleteIs the new "friend of Dorothy? ?"
enty please, please reveal this blind, and soon.
ReplyDeleteI thought Armison was besties with the woman he films Portlandia with....and I don't see women having sex with him just because he's nice...he's not all that.
ReplyDeleteYou really under estimate the power of celebrity. Even the lowest rated celebs, who are also ugly, will have women throwing themselves at them. Say the right things and know what type of woman to look for... you can make off like a bandit if you know what you're doing.
ReplyDeleteYou all have about sold me on the Armisen guess, but the first thing that occurred to me was Hank Azaria. He may have too any film credits to be considered "mostly television" but he's been voicing "The Simpsons" for a long time (if that's odd enough to be "really unusual.")
ReplyDeletehi guys-My question is why the hell would Seth Meyers want Fred as the public face representing his Show's Band if he's such a vitriolic troll which obviously is pretty well known amongst alot of people.
ReplyDeleteseems like a closet case to me
ReplyDeleteMoss was Armisen's 2nd wife, so not him. First wife Sally Timms lasted 6 yrs.
ReplyDeleteAzaria is more likely.
+1 for entertainment value
ReplyDeletePlease please please reveal who this asshole is
ReplyDeletePs. Why did you mention rape in this article if you said he hasn't done this, I am not understanding the relevance of mentioning it?
ReplyDeleteFor The Record: THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT HANK AZARIA !!!!
ReplyDeleteHank's married to Katie Wright & they have a 6 year old son who he adores.Last year(?)he wrote a piece or he was interviewed about being a Dad b/c his son was born very prematurely & almost died.
-Obviously,his 1st wife was Helen Hunt.
@Sarah ruds,I think Enty means that he's not some serial sociopath who's going around committing violent felonies-note that he wrote"he won't kill you..." also.-His point's that the guy's more insidious than that..he screws women over & he doesn't care.
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