February 3, 2015
This former A- list mostly television actress from that long running network hit show has a new project coming out. She says everything is fine with her boyfriend, but it isn’t. She is so tired of moving from one boyfriend to the next so she just puts up with whatever he does and swallows her pride.
Eva Longoria
Why is Longoria hanging around Cannes? What could she possibly be doing there that qualifies as a professional engagement.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put it past Longwhoria to be yacht-grannying. She could pull a rich old man who wanted to fuck a tv star.
ReplyDeleteGrannying? I can't take sexism like that, she's beautiful and young, but how dare she not be 21 anymore.
ReplyDeleteOh for fuck's sake, put a sock in it, Penelope.
ReplyDeleteThe average age for yacht girls is early 20's. "Grannying" was a figure of speech because Longwhoria is significantly older than that. Try to dial down your faux-feminist-outrage while you're reading gossip sites.