The husband of this celebrity chef is looking for a man who charges by the hour and was featured on a hit pay cable show. It turns out the celebrity chef ran a tab with the guy while married.
My son and his girl friend are young and inexperienced in romance. They were both stressed about sex. So, my son, searching for help, asked his mom for advice. She offered advice. Apparently, the advice worked. The lasting long as a lover thing was only a small part of what she told him. She's a good mom. If I were a stand up, I'd do an act based on this.
It's not actually getting better. A young man getting sexual advice from his mother is weird. Your instinct to shut the fuck up about it was a good one.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this parental advice was questionable. As parents, we need to have boundaries between what is appropriate and what is over-sharing, TMI, just plain gross, or completely inappropriate/abusive. If a child asks a parent about making their sexual experience with a partner better (please don't let this ever happen to me, btw), I think the appropriate response would be to communicate with your partner to find out what both of you need/want. Also - just being good in bed is not going to keep a woman from cheating on you. Women are complex and have many desires to be met - emotionally and intellectually as well. Any boring dolt or psychotic asshole can be good in bed.
Unbelievable! Commenters taking something that was innocent and then turning it into something pornographic and completely out of context. When it was completely unlike what you claim it to be, it wasn't. I never said the mom gave sexual advice. I said he and his girlfriend were inexperienced at romance. AND, my wife, told our son: "Guys who last never have to worry about girlfriends cheating on them." Which is 99% true -- even if Dena thinks any "dolt" "can be good in bed." Malibuborebee, you truly must be a sicko to immediately assume it was something weird! IF you have children, you obviously don't talk to them. And, Dena, do you have children? Probably not. If you do, have you ever had a sex talk with your child? I bet you haven't. (And, IF you ever do have a daughter, in case you currently don't, you most likely will NOT have the sex talk because you are so insecure.) I have said it before, and I will say it again now: Don't comment on things you don't know. Obviously, you commenters are people who watch FoxNews and believe everything they say. Even though, they are the make up the news, news channel. And by the way, our son is NOT psychotic nor an asshole. He is quite a gentleman. And, at lunch today, he told me he is considering parting ways with his girlfriend because she is more immature than he realized when they first started dating. However, instead of just breaking up with her, he said he is going to try to make it work and is going to continue to talk to her about their relationship. Now, I have more important "things" to worry about, like selling the large Resort Hotel Casino I have been working on; and, leasing a 2,000 SF Retail space to a young former baseball player/coach and his wife who want to open a baseball store; and, oh, yah, moving my brother in law into our house because he is being suicidal. (My wife's father committed suicide at the age of 53, the same age my brother in law currently is.) Oh! and signing him up for therapy. My wife found a very, very good one here in Las Vegas. So, commenters (and prejudges): 'I fart in your general direction.' Goodnight!
Lol I know it says pay cable but I can totally see her fangirling all over The Situation.
ReplyDeleteLike my wife told me that she told our son: IF a man is good in bed, she won't cheat on you. I think this says volumes about both of them.
ReplyDeleteThat story was creepy the first time you told it. I would keep that one to yourself.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies. I thought it a funny story.
ReplyDeleteWill never mention it again.
LOL How old was your son when his mom told him that?
ReplyDeleteHe is in his mid 20's. I think that's probably all I will say from now on.
ReplyDeleteI like your story, david. Never mind what someone else thinks, say what you want to say!
ReplyDeleteMy son and his girl friend are young and inexperienced in romance. They were both stressed about sex.
ReplyDeleteSo, my son, searching for help, asked his mom for advice. She offered advice.
Apparently, the advice worked. The lasting long as a lover thing was only a small part of what she told him.
She's a good mom. If I were a stand up, I'd do an act based on this.
It's not actually getting better. A young man getting sexual advice from his mother is weird. Your instinct to shut the fuck up about it was a good one.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this parental advice was questionable. As parents, we need to have boundaries between what is appropriate and what is over-sharing, TMI, just plain gross, or completely inappropriate/abusive. If a child asks a parent about making their sexual experience with a partner better (please don't let this ever happen to me, btw), I think the appropriate response would be to communicate with your partner to find out what both of you need/want. Also - just being good in bed is not going to keep a woman from cheating on you. Women are complex and have many desires to be met - emotionally and intellectually as well. Any boring dolt or psychotic asshole can be good in bed.
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable! Commenters taking something that was innocent and then turning it into something pornographic and completely out of context. When it was completely unlike what you claim it to be, it wasn't.
ReplyDeleteI never said the mom gave sexual advice. I said he and his girlfriend were inexperienced at romance. AND, my wife, told our son: "Guys who last never have to worry about girlfriends cheating on them."
Which is 99% true -- even if Dena thinks any "dolt" "can be good in bed."
Malibuborebee, you truly must be a sicko to immediately assume it was something weird! IF you have children, you obviously don't talk to them.
And, Dena, do you have children? Probably not. If you do, have you ever had a sex talk with your child? I bet you haven't. (And, IF you ever do have a daughter, in case you currently don't, you most likely will NOT have the sex talk because you are so insecure.)
I have said it before, and I will say it again now: Don't comment on things you don't know. Obviously, you commenters are people who watch FoxNews and believe everything they say. Even though, they are the make up the news, news channel.
And by the way, our son is NOT psychotic nor an asshole. He is quite a gentleman.
And, at lunch today, he told me he is considering parting ways with his girlfriend because she is more immature than he realized when they first started dating. However, instead of just breaking up with her, he said he is going to try to make it work and is going to continue to talk to her about their relationship.
Now, I have more important "things" to worry about, like selling the large Resort Hotel Casino I have been working on; and, leasing a 2,000 SF Retail space to a young former baseball player/coach and his wife who want to open a baseball store; and, oh, yah, moving my brother in law into our house because he is being suicidal. (My wife's father committed suicide at the age of 53, the same age my brother in law currently is.) Oh! and signing him up for therapy. My wife found a very, very good one here in Las Vegas.
So, commenters (and prejudges): 'I fart in your general direction.'
Goodnight!
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