Four For Friday - Traditional
It's hard to believe that next Friday is May and that all anyone will be talking about is The Avengers. That will probably take up most of the month. May is probably one of my favorite months. Kickoff to summer and vacations and a nice three day weekend as the reward for getting through it. If you are not doing much this weekend, why not stop by and read because I will be here. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.
#1 - This former A list child actor from television and movies does not do much now but live off his millions. Oh, and get arrested from time to time. Apparently he is armed at all times and carries four to five guns in each of his cars. You know, in case the world ends while he is at the grocery store.
#2 - This B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit very long running network show says that she never hung out with her now departed co-star outside of work or work functions. He never hung out with anyone except when he had sex a few times with the actress who walked off the show first.
#3 - Quite the war between these former Disney A list tweeners turned adult actresses. The co-stars have not had much luck in the real world of acting and the brunette who has slightly better luck hates the blonde right now because she says the blonde slept with the boyfriend of the brunette. She is only finding out about it two years after the fact. Everyone else already knew.
#4 - I wonder if this newly engaged celebrity knows that when she went on the first dates with her B list mostly television actor boyfriend who started off as a rapper/movie star as a youth she was his second or third partner of the day. Hey, at least she is engaged now and he is probably down to one or two other women a week.
Edward furlong
ReplyDelete3. Vaness hudgens and ashley tisdale
ReplyDelete4. Bow wow
ReplyDelete1 Corey Feldman?
ReplyDelete3 Ariana and Jeannette?
and Erica Mena
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ReplyDelete2. Luke Perry and Shannen Doherty
ReplyDelete3) Selena Gomez Jennifer Stone and Biebs?
ReplyDelete1)culkin
ReplyDeleteR) Nicky minaj
ReplyDeleteEd Furlong is broke as a joke.
ReplyDeleteFor # 2, Ellen Pompeo, talking about Dempsey and Heigl.
2. Ellen Pompeo, Patrick Dempsey, Katherine Heigel
ReplyDeletePompeo/Dempsey/Heigl for #2
ReplyDelete#1 Frankie Muniz. Mac Culkin no arrests, Corey Feldman doesn't have millions.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Haley Joel Osment for #1.
ReplyDelete3. Neither Ariana or Jeanette were disney, they were both Nick.
ReplyDelete1. Angus T. Jones
ReplyDelete#3 -- Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale. Former A-list Tweens in Disney's "High School Musical" series, with Austin Butler being the boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI guess it's good news for McDreamy that "departed" in #2 doesn't mean what I think it means. I was trying to think of somebody other than Cory Montieth…
ReplyDelete#3, I can't co-sign Derek's Vanessa/Ashley guess; they still seem tight, and it was Ashley idea that Vanessa date (or "date") Austin Butler to begin with. (And I still think he's gay.)
Whereas I like Sandy's Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber Idea (even though it might have been part PR, Selena half the time convinced herself it was true love and would be wildly jealous, even after the fact)…but Jennifer Stone was never A list, even in the tween set. And she's a redhead.
But…what if we smash it up? Selena is furious at Ashley, because she just found out about Tiz tagging Biebs. And yes, they did hang out a lot back in 2012/13, so that fits.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-ashley-tisdale-goof-off-music-video_n_1290871.html
(look for the part where Bieber and Selena nearly kiss and Ashley dramatically shoves them apart. Hmmm.)
You mean the same Vanessa Hudgens who shared her BF with her sister Stella?
ReplyDeleteNo, wait, it says "co-stars". Selena co-starred with Vanessa ("Spring Breakers") but never with Ashley, to my knowledge. Huh.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, Ashley was pretty much the ONLY "A list tweener" that Disney produced; Vanessa/Selena/Demi/Miley were all brunettes. So if we're doing "co-stars" it pretty much HAS to be Vanessa/Ashley, unless we want to bump Emily Osment to "A list" (as if) and claim Miley is jealous about Emily sleeping with her non-existent boyfriend (AS IF, given that Miley's single, and she was just snapped sucking face with Franke Rayder, who's female).
So, if we take the board consensus, in the last week we have heard that
a) Vanessa is so chill and disinterested in Austin Butler that she lets him fuck her little sister.
AND
b) Vanessa is so possessive and jealous over Austin that she's at "war" with her best friend, Ashley, because she found out that he slept with her, two years ago.
Which is it, Enty?
I'm voting c) Austin's gay and his PR is feeding Enty any line of BS they can think of. JMO.
Ugh, typos.
ReplyDelete1) I meant that Ashley was the only BLONDE "A list tweener" on Disney's lists. Sorry, was too busy trying to get auto-correct to stop changing "tweener" to "twiner" (wtf is a twiner?) to notice I'd left out the key adjective here.
2) the model's name is apparently "Frankie" Rayder, not Franke. My bad.
(Miley was also pictured nuzzling up to Cara Delevingne. A Miley/Cara "romance" would be trash heaven. I'm already tingling at the thought…)
1-Frankie Muniz
ReplyDeleteNumber 1 is actual Canibal Shia LaBeouf http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3056203/Back-roots-Shia-LaBeouf-shows-biazrre-hair-style-picks-plant-supplies-California.html
ReplyDeleteI like this guess. He turned into a real fanatical cult freak!
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