Sunday, April 05, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 11, 2014

This pretty old permanent A+ list singer from an A+ list group was in his room with a 20 something woman he picked up. He told her they should wait for an hour until his Viagra kicked in, but before it did he fell asleep and was out for the night. It was 6pm.

Mick Jagger


8 comments:

  1. How embarrassing! I think it is time for old man Nick to give up his womanizing. :-(

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  2. TopperMadison2:34 AM

    How long before she started singing:
    "I can't get no satisfaction
    I can't get no satisfaction
    'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
    I can't get no, I can't get no"

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  3. Gummibear2:52 AM

    sympathy for the grandpa

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  4. And-so-on..3:21 AM

    When he woke up I hope she praised him and said Hotcha Man as she left the room pocketing her cash.. humming Not your stepping stone..

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  5. sandybrook3:29 AM

    Mick ain't the Midnight Rambler anymore is he?

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  6. ettacettera4:15 AM

    Well you can't always get what you want..(assuming she actually wanted it, hehe)

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  7. back again10:26 AM

    Hey Great Thread All You Guys-- too funny & clever-thanks for this!! : )

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  8. Erin C2:20 PM

    Neither his fire nor his bush were burning, and his volcano was a lake filled calderon. Pity.

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