Blind Items Revealed #3
December 11, 2014
This pretty old permanent A+ list singer from an A+ list group was in his room with a 20 something woman he picked up. He told her they should wait for an hour until his Viagra kicked in, but before it did he fell asleep and was out for the night. It was 6pm.
Mick Jagger
How embarrassing! I think it is time for old man Nick to give up his womanizing. :-(
ReplyDeleteHow long before she started singing:
ReplyDelete"I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no"
sympathy for the grandpa
ReplyDeleteWhen he woke up I hope she praised him and said Hotcha Man as she left the room pocketing her cash.. humming Not your stepping stone..
ReplyDeleteMick ain't the Midnight Rambler anymore is he?
ReplyDeleteWell you can't always get what you want..(assuming she actually wanted it, hehe)
ReplyDeleteHey Great Thread All You Guys-- too funny & clever-thanks for this!! : )
ReplyDeleteNeither his fire nor his bush were burning, and his volcano was a lake filled calderon. Pity.
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