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This B list singer recently hooked up with this A list quarterback and he might be great on the field but she said he had no idea what he was doing in bed and she knows the sex lasted under 30 seconds because he started and finished during the same commercial on television.
Rita Whora and some unlucky fella
ReplyDeleteSam Smith and Tim Tebow! haha
ReplyDeleteLOL! During the same commercial?! Like, during a commercial time out? It would help if his attachment status was mentioned.
ReplyDeleteAs a devout Eagles Fan, I must request that you retract that A listing for St Tebow. Or fuck him up - your call
ReplyDeleteCiara / Russell Wilson
ReplyDeletemark Sanchez /Ashanti
ReplyDeleteThat is one of the only football players name I know---and Tom Brady haha
ReplyDeleteBefore reading this, I thought I was pretty well informed about A Kist Quarterbacks. Most A List Quarterbacks are married. So, Kno One Uno is correct: the marital status is an important clue.
ReplyDeleteSo, which A List QB is or has been with a B List Singer?
My guess: Ben Rothlisberger! (A List because he's won 2 Super Bowls!)
^^^ agree@Whatpot1967
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Russell Wilson train for th QB
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI just realized it doesn't specify NFL, so it could be someone in next week's draft. A list QB in that case could be Marcus Mariota.
Also willing to think this about Colin Kaepernick, though.
What's with my LOL today. I gotta stop that.
ReplyDeleteMarried, is a rapist and a knuckle-dragging neanderthal.
ReplyDeleteUnless it was in a public bathroom stall, then I agree.
Tim Tebow. His YKW was so repulsed by seeing Kitty it just shrivelled up and puked pole juice.
ReplyDeleteI remember the tim tebow anti-abortion commercial during the superbowl several years ago. I wish his mom had vacuumed him out. It's always the crazy anti-everythings that are the ones that should have been aborted!
ReplyDeleteIts Ciara/Russell Wilson.
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ReplyDeletehttp://www.sportsworldnews.com/articles/36592/20150420/russell-wilson-girlfriend-pop-singer-ciara-was-the-unknown-cutie-spotted-with-seattle-qb-at-mariners-game-instagram.htm
If he had a good time banging her, who cares if she thought that was short? It's not that he didn't know what to do, he just didn't give an f word and saved energy.
ReplyDeleteI wish your Mom vacuumed you out.
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