Today's Blind Items - Not What It Looks Like
She was never really given any credit for her acting. To be fair, she once did have the number one movie in a country. I'm pretty sure it was the only movie being shown in that country at the time. Had to be. The thing is since she has given up acting which was never her main celebrity gig anyway she has become a better actress. She throws out this public image of happiness and that she has the best marriage in the world and everything is sweetness and light. People believe it. People want to believe it. I think she enjoys her marriage about 10% of the time and 90% of that 10% is when she is away from home. If she is home, they rarely sleep in the same room together or even wing of the house. One of them usually him sleeps in the guest house. He can smoke his pot out there all night and try and calm down. The guy has a temper. Lots of verbal abuse. She is the only one who has actually done the hitting. She has hit him several times. He doesn't work. She works a lot. He has cheated. She has cheated too but don't tell. She is so much better at hiding her cheating than she was back in the day. She only cheats with people who have as much to lose as she does. She thinks if she divorces that it will ruin the carefully cultivated image she has worked on for the past few years after some really bad PR moves. Plus, her family has issues so she works really hard to look perfect, or at least the relationship.
Jessica Alba
ReplyDeleteIts written like it's supposed to be St. Angie EXCEPT for the bad acting part.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the movie thing, I'd say Camila Alves.
ReplyDeleteI think the movie that jessica made be that film Honey she did years ago.mremember it was #1 somewhere.nher main thing was hip hop dancing,which is how she got the lead I imagine
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson
ReplyDeleteHow ironic that her company is called "Honest".
ReplyDeleteAlba's a good guess except she's still doing movies a ffact Enty would never let stand in the way of his story.
ReplyDeleteCould be JLo, except for the marriage part. Selena being the movie, maybe?
ReplyDeleteBest try so far
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson? (The Dukes of Hazzard)
ReplyDeleteI have trouble seeing her as being bright enough to cheat w/o getting caught. I'll never get that chicken of the sea thing out of my head.
ReplyDelete" Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
ReplyDelete~Jessica Simpson
Garner
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ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson, Major Movie Star, 2008, Russia.
It was only released in non-english speaking countries.
Megan Fox
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ReplyDeletePrivate Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was no. 1 in Russia.
In 2005, Simpson made her first appearance in a motion picture as Daisy Duke in the movie version of the television series The Dukes of Hazzard. The film was No. 1 at the box office its opening weekend, and grossed $30.7 million on 3,785 screens. It also had an adjusted-dollar rank of No. 14 all-time for August releases. (from Wikipedia) Her other films were "meh" - and her husband, Eric Johnson's career in the NFL was over in 2008. He's the only one who fits the "he doesn't work at all - she works a lot" part. Simpson also travels a alot, hence the reference to "when she's home" they sleep apart, etc...
ReplyDeleteCash is a parasite ...
ReplyDeleteAgreed!
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for JSimps.
ReplyDeleteI read it as Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson
ReplyDeleteHer family definitely has issues and it DID take her awhile to overcome her weightier appearances PR-wise.
ReplyDeleteJessica. She just released those pathetic 50 shades of grey inspired photos of her and her husband, and hasn't her daddy been in trouble for under age boys? So that's the family part.
ReplyDelete^great point @ Ra:)
ReplyDeleteIt seems as though I've read J-Sim's husband smokes a lot of pot?
ReplyDeleteOh here it is
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2740324/Evan-Ross-groomsmen-Eric-Johnson-Donald-Faison-knock-drinks-smoke-suspicious-weds-Ashlee-Simpson.html
And she thinks Buffalo Wings are made with buffalo meat.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Miseralba. She's way too grumpy for entry's description here. I think this is Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not Jessica Alba. Enty has a very specific way he disparages Jessica: He mentions her list status and then specifically mentions that her talent is at a considerably lower list level. He will also never write a sentence suggesting she can act under any circumstances whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I refuse to believe it's her. How could she successfully hide her cheating? Assuming her lover doesn't dress up like one of her kids.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Jessica Simpson guess. Her first gig was singing and it says her family has issues, which describes her family.
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree with the Jessica Simpson guess. Jessica Alba doesn't fit the "family has issues" part.
ReplyDeleteI think you all have this one, Simpson works for this.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like them to me also, especially "carefully cultivated image she has worked on for the past few years." Some things don't work, like she has been called a great actress even though she stinks. He does work but not much lately.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of anyone else always shoving the happy family down our throats.
i think you got it! jessica alba was in the Fantastic Four which was a blockbuster and I doubt it was a surprise #1. Simpson was in Dukes of Hazard, which I can see would've gone number one on a slow movie weekend
ReplyDeletetotally agree with you!
ReplyDeleteApparently Jessica was #1 in Russia, for Major Movie Star.
ReplyDeleteBlake lively?
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