Four For Friday - Taking Down The Family

Another Friday and for the second consecutive month it is a Friday the 13th. Anyone Google how often that happens? I'm not trying to be superstitious but it is a whole lot easier to not be when the date doesn't pop up every month. I just try not to think about it or do anything and patiently wait until the clock strikes midnight. If you are looking for something to do this weekend, you can always stop by here because I will be here blogging away. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

She is a celebrity. If you have a couple hundred thousand followers on Twitter, how high does that get you on the list? She has done some acting but it is the kind of stuff anyone of you could get if you came out here for a few months. If you have been naked like she has, then it is even easier. She does some reality television hosting. Mostly reality television that is guy centric again because of her love of getting naked. I know a lot of names but I had to look her up. That being said if you are a person who watches her shows you are going to know it in a second. Wow, long winded description, but it is hard when they are just flitting around the edges because those people do so many things. Not always the getting naked at the drop of a hat thing, but they do a lot of things. You have to earn a buck somehow. That is what she thinks she is doing and what brings us to the blind.

If you thought she was hard to describe, the family is even harder. I could give two clues that would tell you in an instant who it is. For now, lets say they have a connection to Bravo, the channel. Do you remember when Bravo was nothing but performances from The Metropolitan Opera and art house flicks? Then one day they aired Queer Eye and all that went right out the window.

Back when our celebrity was making her name she was getting naked and a member of our family happened to be flipping through a magazine that featured her and decided he wanted to meet her. He didn't care that he was married. He had his choice of women that worked for him or wanted to be his mistress but he went after this woman. She knew who he was and she was willing to be his mistress but she had a big condition. He offered her money, but she wanted to be on the company payroll and be a public figure for the company. She would just get paid a lot more than normal. He agreed and because of this her face is much more known than her name. Everything was great for a few years, but then she wanted more and she was not getting more except for more magazine getting naked offers. So, she told him that she wanted to host some reality shows and he made it happen. This went on for a few years but then he found someone else he liked and tried to break it off with our celebrity. She could keep her jobs that he found her. Well, a short time after that she learned she was going to lose a few of her jobs and he also put out the word to other like minded men in the community that he would take it personally if they started seeing our celebrity. Well, with several of her income streams being cut off she decided to fight back. She has lots and lots of proof about their relationship, but he doesn't care if she talks about their affair. That wouldn't bring the family down. She does have something else though and she sent him an e-mail with some very damning documents. Documents that would cause the man to lose the empire the family built and would see several of them go to jail. One of them would look hilarious going to jail. I would so love that. I would pay to see that actually. Our celebrity was crafty. Not only did she send it to the man, but she also sent the same e-mail to the entire family and also attached a bunch of photos of her together with the man. Naked. Lots of naked photos of the two of them. Just so they would know how she got the documents or at least photos of the documents. Some of the family wants to pay her and some want to kill her. All of them want to make sure the feds know nothing about any of this.