Thursday, March 19, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 17, 2014

This permanent A list singer who is an American icon and lover of hats has been buying clothes from the same dress shop for the past forty years. Every single one of those dresses has a size 12 tag in it. About thirty years ago when our singer began gaining a little weight she told the owner of the store there must be some mistake when he handed her a size 14 dress. She made it very clear to him she was a size 12 and was proud of staying a size 12. Never again has she been handed anything other than a size 12.

Aretha Franklin


16 comments:

  1. Derek Harvey2:03 AM

    If the QUEEN of R&B says she is a size 12. She is A SIZE 12.

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  2. He knows how to keep her coming back through the store doors!

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  3. And-so-on..2:13 AM

    size 12 4evah... even if the fashion industry changes it's mind on clothing sizing..

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  4. sandybrook2:17 AM

    R E S P E C T

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  5. Kno Won Uno2:29 AM

    You bet your ass.
    I hope she still says "soul" instead of R&B. Because soul.

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  6. I wish she'd stop wearing fur. The amount of animals that would be killed to cover her size 12 body must be tragic

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  7. Planet J3:05 AM

    If Aretha Franklin says she's a size 12..she's a size 12,dammit!

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  8. parissucksliterally3:17 AM

    Aretha psssst - 12 x 3 is more like it.

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  9. Mrs.K3:30 AM

    I would stitch in any size Ms. Franklin wants! A queen wants what a queen wants!

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  10. Iknowrite?5:30 AM

    And she can cut line in Whole Foods too!

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  11. Oh, dear god, spare me from the delusional people.

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  12. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter7:37 AM

    Even if he has to widen the doors for her to get in

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  13. Dudette8:13 AM

    I read the most recent biography of her, and it was an eye-opener. This seems to be typical Aretha, according to all of her (now deceased) family members who were interviewed for the book. She apparently lives in a dream world and is completely delusional.

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  14. Sounds a lot like Kimmeh Kartrashian. She thinks she's a size 2. Delusional much?

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  15. Old people get to be crazy..they've earned it.

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  16. Ellie1:51 PM

    I'm confused. Does she just wear the ill fitting size 12? Or he changes out the sizing tags on her stuff? How can he predict what she'll wanna try on and stuff? This sounds like an urban legend about a diva, not a real thing.

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