Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 1, 2014

Freakiest thing I have heard in awhile. Halftime entertainer for a football game this weekend was spotted in his dressing room playing with himself. Not what you think though. Well, not exactly. It turns out that the A list singer/featured performer who often sings in a language other than English rubs his manhood with makeup before each performance and also takes a Viagra or two to make sure there is a bulge. Yeah, not sure why about the makeup either. But he takes it seriously.

Pitbull

Posted by ent lawyer at 1:00 AM

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10 comments:

  1. david1:03 AM

    So, he grows rather than shows -- like 90% of all men.

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  2. sandybrook1:17 AM

    Pitbull tbh you're short and your peen should be proportionate to your size so what do you expect?

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  3. Sylvia1:41 AM

    That is hilarious. Is he trying to impress someone??

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  4. Luiza3:45 AM

    What kind of makeup wuld u put in a peen? Foundation so it lost smooth?

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  5. Betty3:51 AM

    Maybe he's born with it; maybe it's Maypeenline. I'll see myself out.

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  6. Erin B4:30 AM

    The Viagara seems like a bad idea. All of that dancing with a woody?

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  7. Tricia134:44 AM

    ^^^^ awesome!

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  8. Tricia134:45 AM

    @ Betty I laughed aloud!

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  9. PrincessPeach5:01 AM

    I almost peed myself!! Freaking hilarious!!

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  10. Cupcakes4all8:30 AM

    another lil tiny man doing things to make him feel tall, I'll pass on all of that please.

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