Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Today's Blind Items - One Big Mess

Four celebrities, two relationships destroyed and a family torn apart. It sounds like it could be a movie of the week or at least a plot line on a soap. The thing is though it happened all in the past few weeks. Well, the aftermath anyway. The actual deed happened over the holidays. Four celebrities.

#1- Female. Probably the least known, at least nationally of all four. She is also the one who can blow all of this right out of the water and make heads explode.

#2- Male. Boyfriend of #1. B- lister nationally as a celebrity. Almost A list locally, but the city does not have a whole lot of celebrity so that does not take much.

#3 - Female. Probably the best known of all four of the celebrities. You might have been able to call her an A- list celebrity/reality star within the past year. Some people who watch the show would go A+ with her.

#4 - Male. Probably the second least known of all four. Only known for being the boyfriend of #3. I'm not sure if he is going to try and make it on his own as a celebrity. Probably not.

#2 and #4 know each other very well. All four know each other, but #2 and #4 have a special connection.

#2 and #3 slept together.

#4 found out first. He split with #3.

#1 found out from #2 when #1 kept pressing him why #3 and #4 split.

#1 has now left #2.

No one wants it to get out, but if #1 needs the money she will let it out for the right price.


12 comments:

  1. Derek Harvey2:13 AM

    Those Duck Dynasty assholes

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  2. Definitely NOT Duck Dynasty. The relationships don't fit at all.

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  3. AndrewBW2:29 AM

    Oh, that would be priceless!

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  4. D Brown2:31 AM

    Unfortunately most of the Duck Dynasty are national and the blind identifies some as being local. The latter leads me to think that 2 and 4 might be connected through professional sports.

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  5. JGVanillaSky2:35 AM

    It's the athlete who broke up with the newscaster girlfriend. His brother "won" The Bachelorette with Andi Doorman (?). They broke up too.

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  6. Kacie McDonnell
    KC Chiefs QB Aaron Murray
    Andi Dorfman
    Josh Murray

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  7. JGVanillaSky2:48 AM

    http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/20/chiefs-qb-aaron-murray-kacie-mcdonnell-engagement-is-off-hot-reporter/

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  8. Dorothy3:32 AM

    Man, you guys are good!

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  9. June Gordon5:29 AM

    I thought Aaron Murray was was into man meat.

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  10. Memo to self, don't click if you see the word celebrity, then you won't be tempted to type WHO THE FUK CARES? and ruin the day for readers who know these losers.

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  11. Sarah7:04 AM

    I'm impressed!

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  12. Dudette8:50 AM

    I hope it does get out, because could never stand Andi Dorfman in all of her arrogant bossiness.

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