Thursday, January 01, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #23

August 21, 2014

This A list reality star who used to be a really bad B list television actress starves herself on a regular basis and has for years. Now, some company is paying her to be skinny. They are going to say she uses their product to stay skinny. She loves it because now she has an answer when people ask if she ever eats. I smell lawsuits a plenty.

Tori Spelling

 

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:30 AM

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7 comments:

  1. OneEyeCharlie6:32 AM

    Maybe I can get a reverse deal like that with a company that sells duck fat?

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  2. sandybrook6:37 AM

    I wish beer would offer me a sponsorship as a reason Im a chub.

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  3. ettacettera6:38 AM

    Hehe..that huge untapped duck fat market is waiting...really, didn't everyone get this one?

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  4. TTMuch6:40 AM

    I'm open to a chocolate deal!

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  5. it took forever6:51 AM

    Tori turned out to be such a disgraceful famewhore, who would have thought

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  6. Erin B8:06 AM

    I would enjoy a "my pants are so tight this holiday season thanks to Cadbury" deal.

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  7. Studio541:13 PM

    Awesome! Thanks so much for this Enty!

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