August 24, 2014
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress is in desperate straits. She wants her record released and is missing half her tracks at this point. She has offered this A++ list rapper whatever he wants to help her but this is a really bad time for him to be seen with her but he is calling in a favor to someone who also sold his soul to him who could use a music boost after the crushing defeat of his other career.
Rita Ora/Jay-Z/Kanye West
So there aren't 100 other guys she could fuck to give her 6 more tracks?
ReplyDeletePlease please please make Rita Whora go away. WHY do they keep trying to make her happen in the US? She is vile scuzzbucket. There's already a glut of talentless hos polluting the music charts here we have to put up with. Stop, just stop.
ReplyDeleteAgree@amanda, and I am partial to anyone who uses the word scuzzbucket! Classic:)
ReplyDeleteSo any idea what the guys have to do to get tracks? If the ladies gotta roll over and scuzz it up, what do the dudes do?
ReplyDeleteI hope her record never gets released here, then maybe she'll fade away.
ReplyDeleteTT, same thing lol
ReplyDeleteI too am enthralled with your use of the word "scuzzzbucket". What a wonderful adjective, lol. I must use it immediately!
ReplyDelete"So any idea what the guys have to do to get tracks? If the ladies gotta roll over and scuzz it up, what do the dudes do?"
ReplyDeleteMasturbate in front of people and get shamed.
...like Bad Liutenant, Ben? Why would anyone give tracks for that. ..? That sounds awfully specific
ReplyDelete@Amanda, maybe!
@Amanda yeeeessss! Stop Whora from happening anywhere!
ReplyDeleteIt makes me feel bad about myself that I could guess this.
ReplyDeleteShe has taken over the female slot on the UK edition of The Voice -starts next week. Going to be unbearable.
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