This A+ list singer had a vacation planned with her bff for this upcoming week. Not going to happen. Apparently they do not even text or call or communicate any longer and there are some very crushed feelings on the part of the bff. The singer is being very very cold about the whole situation and says nothing comes before the brand.
This B+ list reality star from that A list reality family is already trying to find a new owner for a pet she was given a few days ago. She decided after the fact she didn't want it.
This celebrity sibling who probably has the best business in her family of music entertainers (of which she is not one) asked for $25K to attend a charity event. Does anyone do anything for free? All they wanted her to do was show up. Nothing else.
This A list mostly movie actress who has been caught up in some controversy the past two weeks is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She also bailed on an event for her movie because she thought it would be sending a horrible impression to be there while another guest was there who has a very public criminal record.
This A list talk show host/former actor always treats his wife like crap, but lately it has been getting worse. He insisted she get paid for her appearance at a party with him but he didn't tell her she was getting paid and pocketed her money too. A check had been made out to her, but he had them change it to his name.
Paris Hilton had to pony up some dough after her a-hole celebrity guest (who did have one of the better phrases in gossip history to describe someone) got wasted and pulled a television off a wall and then smashed it on the ground because he didn't like what it was showing.
These two former A list reality stars who everyone hated are so broke they commuted hundreds of miles each day to make it appear they were playing and partying with the rich and famous. Nope. Staying in a basement and then driving several hours to get their photos taken each day.
The people working for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor who everyone thinks is gorgeous have been working overtime to find and delete images of his girlfriend from various escort and "modeling" sites where her services were offered to very wealthy men.
His assistants and makeup people call it chapstick. He calls it moisturizer. No one is allowed to call it lipstick but that is what it is and this A list everything except for talk show host (which ended horribly) and actor is always applying it to his lips. It used to be just on camera but now he thinks it gives him such great color he wears it all the time and goes through two tubes of it a day.
The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor who has been in this space for her horrid behavior towards others is apparently gunning for some fame of her own. She is tired of everyone else having a show and wants some attention so she has been calling the paps and then "accidentally" losing her bikini top just as they arrive. I guess that is the only way she expects to be noticed.
This A+ list diva took two hours to get ready to get her photo taken in ski attire and then when she finally did get her photo taken she passed over her kids to others and she went back inside. The diva needs rehab. Badly.
This B- list reality star/celebrity who is much more known for her two exes is starting to age and was losing the battle for men the other night in Vegas so she decided to take it up a notch and started dancing topless until men started paying attention to her. I'm sure her kids must be proud.
This B list mostly television actress who just ended a hit pay cable show really dropped the ball recently when it came to her bearded relationship. She had a little talk though with this A- list reality star from an A list franchise who is tired of guys wanting to actually have sex with her even when they are 100 but would love the attention and money so look for there to be a switch of women in the next two months. Sooner if things don't work out well professionally for the male.
October 23, 2014
This former almost A+ list mostly television actress who went from late night to movies to prime time now does a little bit of everything. What she and her best friend don't do though is talk to this A+ list mostly movie actor who started in roughly the same spot or his frequent co-stars. There is definitely a war between two sides and you have to clearly come down on one side or the other if you are from their group.
Tiny Fey/Amy Poehler/Adam Sandler
October 20, 2014
Several months ago there was a reunion of sorts. The pair had not seen each other in many years. Most people don't even know the pair ever met, but they had, and back in the day they even did more than just meet. The woman is an A+ lister. She has been A+ list for quite some time and was at the top of the world when they first met back in the day. She was following through on a wish he had made a few years before they actually did meet. When he heard that she was going to be in his city, calls were made and they spent a night ordering room service and having sex even though she was married at the time. It was something they both wanted as far as dinner went, but the extra entertainment wasn't planned. Since that day, the A++ list celebrity she hooked up with has moved on with his life and she has moved on with hers. Rarely did they speak to each other or even attempt to contact each other. Fast forward many years and our A++ lister and A+ lister were going to be in the same city again. Not his city this time but her city. Arrangements were made and even though at the time she was involved with someone again, the two hooked up again, but this time in her hotel room and with two sets of bodyguards outside the doors. Apparently our A+ lister was on a high for a week after this meeting and talks about it constantly to the point where a few months later she was in the A++ lister's city and wanted another meeting but he was too busy to meet. For almost two weeks she refused to leave her room except for required events because she kept waiting and hoping he would come by or call and he didn't do any of it. Since that happened she has never been the same. Something happened inside her those two weeks and she rarely smiles and has just not had the spark she once had. It is as if a light went off inside her.
Britney Spears/Prince Harry
October 2, 2014
This A- list mostly television actress who goes from one popular show to the next wants the world to think she quit her most recent show but she was fired because she wanted a huge raise and she is not that great of an actress. She was also a huge diva so producers said bye.
Alyssa Milano
October 1, 2014
If you are a photographer and want to make a lot of money, then this might just be the way. While sorting through thousands of images he was determining whether to delete he stumbled on a series of photos he took of this A list reality star. Really A+, but I refuse to give her credit for the +. Anyway, they were photos of our reality star from quite some time ago. At the time she was with her current significant other, but the photographer noticed something he missed the first time when he was actually just snapping off a few hundred shots in a matter of a minute. Our reality star was entering a hotel. Nothing unusual about that. It is a hotel used for press events and power lunches and he was on the same side of the street as the hotel, but across a driveway and had been focused on getting the best shot he could of her while she weaved her way through hotel guests waiting for their cars at the valet line. On two or three of the photos he took, there is a doorman opening the door to the hotel and inside, further back in the lobby there was a person who has a smile on his face. It is the celebrity ex of our reality star. He is clearly there and clearly waiting for her and in one of the last images he managed to take before the door closed she has one of her arms up as if to hug the ex. So, this probably would not mean much by itself. Our pap got a tip when the reality star was leaving and she was definitely alone, but something else was different which he also didn't notice until he started going through the photos of her entering the hotel. She was wearing earrings when she went in the hotel, but was not wearing any when she left. Her hair was not as firmly in place and actually looks a little frazzled when she leaves which would not have occurred just sitting at lunch or in a meeting.
Again, two small things. The pap doesn't have any photos of the ex leaving because he had not even known he was there until after the fact. The pap left when the reality star left. What makes all of this interesting and possibly worth a lot of money is that about two months later the reality star announced she was pregnant. Hmmm. That would be one thing, but apparently there is more. the baby looks a lot like the ex and people always comment to the ex that the baby looks just like the ex did when the ex was young. Did the pap catch the day the couple had sex and conceived a baby? He thinks so and thinks he can get paid big for the photos.
Kim Kardashian/Kanye West/Reggie Bush
September 3, 2014
Apparently this A- list mostly television actress who will be looking for work soon when her hit show finally ends is not even on speaking terms with her boss after he refused to give her a part on another show he executive produces.
Lea Michele/Ryan Murphy
September 3, 2014
The most well protected actress is probably this B+/A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show. She used to be in movies. Her boyfriend says the protection is because of his job and he wants to keep her safe. In reality he is jealous and wants to keep an eye on her and to give him notice if she tries to catch him cheating.
Lucy Liu
September 2, 2014
This B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spent his holiday drunk and smoking what appeared to be meth and hitting on women. His approach usually was him going up to a woman or a group of women and taking their phone from their hands or off their towels and asking them who wanted a photo with him and if they wanted him to wear what he was wearing or show more skin. He then would try and kiss the women if they agreed to a photo. The guy is an ass.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
September 2, 2014
This very recent former American Idol contestant released naked cell phone photos of herself yesterday to try and get some publicity and get included in the list of celebrities.
Tenna Torres
September 2, 2014
The biggest diva on a new network show this year might not actually be Katherine Heigl. This B list mostly television actress, who also does some movies is getting another shot at network television in a lead role and has been making life miserable for the production assistants on the shows. Prepare for the wrath of our actress if her tea, two bags, with exactly 1 1/2 cups of water is not the proper temperature. The screaming can be heard throughout the entire set. Hair not up to her level? Well, two hair people have quit because of her tantrums and “suggestions.” Our actress also can't walk from her trailer to the set even if it is 25 feet. She needs a golf cart and she needs at least two, preferably three people to accompany her to make her feel even more important.
Tea Leoni
September 2, 2014
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who has been in some of the biggest franchises in the movies got drunk and caused a scene at a wedding this past weekend when he hooked up with a woman. They probably could have escaped without notice but they chose to have sex in the same room the wedding cake was being stored.
Orlando Bloom
September 1, 2014
This hooker to the stars was in a town to meet one currently unemployed NFL player who probably should not be blowing $10K for a weekend. The thing is, after spending two nights with the NFL player she spent one night in town with this A list celebrity who also happens to play football and also shouldn't be hanging around with this particular hooker.
Jenna Shea/Josh Gordon/Johnny Manziel
September 1, 2014
This married talk show host has been even more obnoxious than usual and will only agree to a permanent co-host who is completely single so she will be free to hook up with him.
Matt Lauer
August 31, 2014
“He might not be the greatest looking guy in the world, but he has got a ton of money.”
This B- list mostly television actress/former reality star/former celebrity who still has A list name recognition talking about her new boyfriend.
Denise Richards
August 31, 2014
This porn star turned A list reality star on an A list reality show had her A list tool of a husband send a note through his record company to this former A list tweener to keep her mouth shut. Apparently our former porn star hates being called curvy in a way that implies she is heavy.
Kim Kardashian/Kanye West/Demi Lovato
August 31, 2014
This married almost A+ list mostly movie actor has been non-stop drinking and women while out of town this weekend. He has always cheated but has usually been more discreet. He acted like the weekend was one big frat party.
Channing Tatum
August 30, 2014
This B list actress has the talent to become an EGOT winner. Her problem is that she craves attention a lot and will do anything to get it, including faking relationships, injuries and diseases. Anything to get her an article or cover in a tabloid. She loves seeing her name in the headlines. Producers have caught on to her tricks and are really hesitant to cast her in anything.
Kristin Chenoweth
August 29, 2014
This A list singer who has a great name and a very hard partying reputation which probably contributed to the demise of his one huge high profile relationship was confronted by a homeless person the other day who was running out in the street and yelling at people walking down the street. Our singer started talking to the guy and got him to sit down on a bus bench and then talked to the guy for an hour before finally giving him a few hundred bucks and a ride to a mission.
Kid Rock
August 29, 2014
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor is finally catching on to the cheating ways of his B list actress girlfriend. She is getting an award, thankfully not for her acting, and our actor plans on skipping it.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
August 29, 2014
This A list singer (everywhere but in the US) says she has not had a real relationship in years. Since her last big relationship when her boyfriend cheated on her and humiliated her she says she doesn't trust men and that the few guys she has dated since have been mostly for show and even some of those guys also cheated on her so she gave up.
Kylie Minogue
August 28, 2014
This married A list singer/part-time reality star has always cheated on his wife but apparently he is head over heels in love with this lingerie model a celebrity friend introduced him to.
Blake Shelton/Adam Levine
August 28, 2014
This former A list singer was out this week and was on some pills, but was keeping it under control. Sad to see her slip. Anyway, this is not about that. At one point during the night she walked up to a guy who was sitting with his wife and another couple and started screaming at him for dumping her and that he was an awful human being and just went on and on. The guy was a tourist from Europe and barely spoke English and when the singer realized her mistake walked away. So, you would think it would stop there, but 20 minutes later she started yelling at another guy the exact same thing.
Courtney Love
August 27, 2014
For once a breakup in Hollywood was not about cheating. Apparently this A list mostly television actor on a hit network show was dumped by his girlfriend because of his drinking and erratic behavior when he would drink. Apparently he is not a nice guy when drunk.
Johnny Galecki
August 27, 2014
Nothing says I love you to your wife and mother of your kids more than spending thousands of bucks on lap dances before finding the perfect stripper to take back to your hotel room. Well, maybe this former A+ list celebrity who still has A+++ list name recognition didn't say that, but he did do all that with strippers this week.
Michael Jordan
August 26, 2014
This A list mostly television actor for at least one more year before he starts being a B list mostly movie actor refused to fly with his girlfriend to LA for the Emmy Awards because she makes it harder for him to hit on women. Harder, but not impossible.
Jon Hamm
August 26, 2014
In one of the least classy moves of the night, the date of this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said, “Excuse me,” and reached under her very short, very tight dress and pulled out her phone. Apparently it didn't fit in her clutch which was in one hand and she had a drink in the other so had her phone inside her panties. Yep. The actor is old enough to be her grandfather.
Jon Voight
August 26, 2014
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show was talking smack about her co-stars and was grateful they had not been nominated because it would go to their head and they would want more lines and be an even bigger headache then they already are. One of her co-stars who was there was spotted by the actress and said, “Oh, but not you, you are great.”
Lena Dunham
August 24, 2014
The reunion of this B list reality couple from an A list network reality show lasted about one day. He actually didn't cheat on his former girlfriend for about 48 hours which might be a record. Of course as soon as he got home he did though and she stormed out. She has the worst luck with guys, but also picks the wrong guys and is not always in relationships for the right reasons.
Maksim/Karina Smirnoff
August 24, 2014
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress is in desperate straits. She wants her record released and is missing half her tracks at this point. She has offered this A++ list rapper whatever he wants to help her but this is a really bad time for him to be seen with her but he is calling in a favor to someone who also sold his soul to him who could use a music boost after the crushing defeat of his other career.
Rita Ora/Jay-Z/Kanye West
August 24, 2014
This A list mostly television actor called it relieving the pressure. I'm not sure his A list mostly movie actress significant other would call it the same thing and it sounds like he is up to his old cheating ways again.
Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis
August 23, 2014
While the world thinks she is dating rappers and other rappers while alternating between other rappers, this A+ list singer is actually dating very quietly a married record executive who doesn't even like rap.
Rihanna
August 23, 2014
This B list everything made it part of her deal with the network that she gets first shot at being The Bachelorette unless she finds someone between now and then. She won't though because she doesn't want to pass up the exposure and the paycheck and she has faked for money before.
Julianne Hough
August 23, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actor who has his movie career back on track after some rough starts when his franchise ended is losing the battle with sobriety. On a transatlantic flight recently the actor had ten drinks and a bottle of wine and kept pawing at the flight attendants. The last hour of the flight he finally passed out, but had to be helped off the plane by an airline representative.
Daniel Radcliffe
August 22, 2014
This B- list mostly television actress who somehow managed to move from one show to another managed to squeeze $250K out of some very reluctant business people to construct a house for exploited sex workers in an Asian country so they have a place to stay when they leave the sex industry. If they went back home, they would just be sold again.
AnnaLynne McCord
August 21, 2014
This actress with a unique voice and look will never get married to anyone because she doesn't want to share her Simpsons millions. She has never actually been on the show though.
Jennifer Tilly
August 21, 2014
The first time this A list mostly television actor was a guest, and he has been on frequently, he had sex with a woman, not his wife at the time in the recording studio.
Kelsey Grammer
August 19, 2014
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress kept getting guys to buy her huge bottles of booze over the weekend. She picked up a woman and our actress would make out and do other things with the woman every time the guys bought bottles. Beats the superhero parade and sparklers the bar does when someone usually buys an expensive bottle.
Michelle Rodriguez
August 18, 2014
This A list mostly television actor who has A++ name list recognition has not spoken to this former A list singer who will probably always be a permanent B lister for several years because the B lister intervened when the A lister was hitting a woman. The A lister said it was not the B lister's business.
Charlie Sheen/Paula Abdul
August 17, 2014
A book proposal from a madam is making the rounds and its big selling point is thirty pages or so describing the exploits of this married foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and used to be A list.
Catherine Zeta Jones
August 14, 2014
Want to know some dirt about this celebrity family? This C list celebrity offspring is loving the new attention that has come her way recently. She has also been selling dirt to the tabloids about her siblings and was the source for lots of stories about her mom. In fact, no one is safe from her spilling dirt about anyone she knows or has come into contact with. If one of her siblings dates someone famous, she is willing to spill what she knows. It may also be why no one in her family even speaks to her any longer and she searches for new ways to catapult herself into big fame. She is tired of being in the shadows and sees herself as an A lister without actually having to do any work. No acting for her. Sure, if someone wants to give her a role she will take it but she is not going to audition. She likes the idea of reality television though and being the name that is first off the lips of people when they talk about her and her family.
Tallulah Willis
August 14, 2014
This A list reality star from an A list reality show doesn't know how to share. When a man offered our star some coke she gladly accepted and then took the coke from the guy and began walking around the beach nightclub with it. When the man followed her she went into the women's restroom and did it all before coming back out and giving the man the empty vial and saying thanks. Hey, at least she said thanks.
Khloe Kardashian
August 14, 2014
This A list mogul/reality star has always had lots of women that he rotates but for the past month has dwindled that number down to just one and it is not what some would call his significant other. He has even given up hookers for the past month.
Simon Cowell
September 24, 2014
If this actor was alive today he would have probably ended up spending his life in jail rather than being an A+ lister during his entire career. A studio almost went bankrupt paying off so many parents to keep quiet about what he did to their daughters. Our actor was the true definition of A+ list and he made box office hits and classics that will never stop being discussed. He was in charge of casting for all of his movies and you can be sure there would be a large number of teen and pre-teen girls auditioning for parts that didn't even fit in with the story. He frequently cut the scenes out they shot but just wanted to audition them and shoot with them and have sex with as many as he could. The number of illegitimate kids this guy had would probably make our heads spin. It has to be at least a dozen and probably none of the mothers were over the age of 16. That was pretty much his cut off point.. He wanted nothing to do with any teen over 16. This guy was a sick guy who didn't even bother hiding his love of young women but he was so popular and made so much money that people just shrugged it off and just said it was him being him. The payoffs were primarily to pay for the child's future, but there were more than a few times where a girl was injured while having sex with our actor because he didn't take no for an answer. The thing that was really disturbing is how many parents were willing to let their daughters film with him even when they knew his reputation or what he was going to do to their daughters. They let them spend the night or week with the guy.
Errol Flynn
September 22, 2014
What started out as a friendly compliment turned really scary over the weekend. This foreign born solo singer who is A- list complimented this A list singer on his girlfriend. The A lister said thanks and said the foreign born A- lister could take her out if he wanted. The foreign born singer shocked, said no, that he already has a girlfriend. The A lister then got angry at the A- lister and wondered if he was too good or something. It got really intense really fast and the A lister was really ticked off that when he offered his girlfriend to share that the other guy didn't take him up on it.
Ed Sheeran/Chris Brown/Karrueche Tran
September 9, 2014
This actress used to be B list. Movies and television she is now reduced to scrounging for guest spots on shows and third leads in movies. She does have one claim to fame in that she was with this A+ list mostly movie actor for many years. She forgave him once for cheating on her with this Academy Award winning actress, but finally bailed when he was publicly caught cheating with this B list mostly television actress on a hit network show who used to be in a movie franchise.
Krista Allen/George Clooney/Renee Zellweger/Lucy Liu
September 7, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actress who kind of fell off the planet when she and the A list mostly television actor got divorced more than a decade ago has had her chances to work. Really famous for one iconic movie, the actress recently got a chance to star in an independent movie with a small budget and a great script. The budget was tiny but our actress wanted two separate trailers and cakes, yes cakes, delivered three times a day each day of shooting and had specific dimensions and flavors for each cake. Yeah, the producers passed and ended up landing two Academy Award winners/nominees for the lead roles.
Kim Basinger/Vera Farmiga/Andy Garcia
September 1, 2014
This B list singer thinks her B list athlete boyfriend is just ignoring all the groupies that come after him. He only ignores them when it is convenient as she will soon discover.
Iggy Azalea/Nick Young
August 31, 2014
As bad as an actor was dealing with his public this weekend in that other blind item (Blind Items Revealed #37) is the complete opposite of this A+ list mostly movie actress. She has come a long long way from her horrible reputation with fans. Now she loves on them and takes photos and records voice mail messages for them. She has even develops friendships with some and gone on vacation with them. People truly love her.
Reese Witherspoon
August 31, 2014
This mostly movie actor alternates between A and A+ and got his start on television. This weekend whenever a fan spotted him at a very public event and wanted a photo or an autograph our actor always said no and he wasn't very nice about the way he said no. This is a guy who is the total opposite of what the public thinks he is.
Will Ferrell
August 29, 2014
This A list director has not been in this spot for quite some time. Not that he has not done things to get here, but he is such a tool that I would get bored writing about him all the time. What brings him back to this space though is something that goes above and beyond. Apparently our director has a thing lately for college students. Not LA college students, but foreign ones. Because he is too lazy to actually go to a foreign country, he figured out a way to bring them to him. One of his assistants is married and has kids. He had the assistant sign up for an au pair service ostensibly for a woman to come watch his kids. In reality our director searches through the profiles and contacts the ones he finds interesting and if they meet his criteria which usually means willing to do anything no questions asked, his assistant hires them through the service and brings them over to LA. Instead of working for the assistant taking care of the kids, they end up living with the director for a few months until he gets tired of them and sends them home. Our director actually got busted doing this once with a different company when the au pair complained. Apparently our director wanted even more than the au pair was willing to do despite the “salary” the director pays them each month. The service barred the director from using them, but he just found another service to use.
Michael Bay
August 29, 2014
You know how when a woman asks a guy if she looks fat that the guy is supposed to say no? Well, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with the very guarded private life asked that question of her boyfriend yesterday at lunch and he said yes. He also said her dress was not doing her any favors and then he went on for a good minute telling her all the ways she looked fat and had been gaining weight and then couldn't understand why the actress started crying.
Jessica Chastain
August 29, 2014
This B list celebrity who is an offspring is also a reality star and a sometime actress. She is also the biggest celebrity crack user that I have heard of. She basically smokes crack 24/7 and then crashes after a few days and then wakes up and starts the whole process again. No one says anything to her though about it because the offspring has so much money and anyone who should say anything wants some of the money.
Bobbi Kristina
August 28, 2014
It has been a busy week for this A+ list mostly movie actress. She was just going to get a quick little blind about one act of kindness she performed this week but then had to go ahead and perform another act of kindness so she gets the big blind. Our actress has been A+ list for almost two decades which is crazy. She still makes a ton of movies and is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Scandal has never really touched her from her own doing, but there has been scandal close to her. The first act of kindness was that she foot the bill for two new buses for the school where her child attends. The school was going to have multiple fundraisers and asked our actress if she could donate something to one of the fundraisers. Instead, she just wrote a nice big check for the entire amount.
Then, later this week she was going to dinner at a fancy celeb place and there was a military guy in uniform with his wife and they were celebrating their one year anniversary. Apparently the guy didn't realize he was going to need a reservation and when our actress came in he was talking to the host and trying to work something out. The man was interrupted by the host when he saw our actress and then totally ignored the soldier and his problem. When our actress said she could wait, the host waved her off and said he was happy to help our actress first. Our actress then told the host that she would give up her table to the couple and come back another time. Immediately the host said it wouldn't be necessary because he just happened to have an extra table and he could seat them both. Our actress also bought dinner for the couple and even took some selfies with them but wouldn't let the host in the photos.
Sandra Bullock
August 28, 2014
This couple had cheating issues on both sides. When the two briefly got back together they agreed to break up if either was going to cheat. The A+ list mostly movie actress was really surprised though when her B+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend came to her just a month after they had been dating again and said that he was going to inevitably have sex with this A- list mostly movie actress when they started filming together and so they should break up so he could start having sex with her right then instead of waiting. Apparently the A+ lister was crushed.
Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult/Kristen Stewart
August 27, 2014
This B list mostly movie actor is going to drop to C soon if he can't find another television or movie hit. The actor, who is still really good looking and living off one great rom com movie he made almost a decade ago was hammered the other night at an event and trying to convince the woman he was with that when she caught him making out with another woman at the same event that it was just a friendly thing.
Josh Lucas
August 26, 2014
This B list mostly television actress who is more known for her husky voice, great curves and some really funny roles in a few great movies was really tipsy when she made her way into an after party. Three women were standing outside trying to take photos of celebrities and were really disappointed that one didn't stop to take photos. Our actress grabbed them and said they could get a much better photo inside. When a security guard tried to stop them, our actress name dropped the head of the network that was holding the party and said the women were his nieces. She got them in.
Jennifer Coolidge
August 26, 2014
This A list mostly television actress on a hit cable show who was an Emmy nominee/winner was hammered last night and was telling stories at a party. The best story she told took place while she was married and she began having an affair with this celebrity, who at the time was one of the best known celebrities in the world and A++ in his corner of the entertainment world. She said they had sex within 20 minutes after reading together for a part in the backseat of her car in the parking garage of a building and for the first year they were together never had sex outside of her car.
Jessica Lange/Mikhail Baryshnikov
August 25, 2014
At a party this weekend this OITNB star who was on a long running show a few years ago spent all night dodging the advances of this B list mostly movie actor who has been flirting with television the past year. The actor, who used to be with an A+ list mostly movie actress would not leave the OITNB actress alone and at one point parked himself in front of the women's restroom to wait for her.
Laura Prepon/Billy Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie
August 25, 2014
This B- list celebrity from a very famous family was asked to leave after walking the red carpet because she was wasted out of her mind and security didn't want any trouble from her during the telecast.
Solange Knowles
August 22, 2014
This A+ list “singer” had to be convinced/threatened to go back on stage during a change in clothes the other night. The singer spent five minutes arguing and crying before reluctantly going back out.
Britney Spears
August 22, 2014
Look for this former A list reality star from multiple reality shows on multiple networks and cable channels to give the network whatever they want for her new show because she has already committed the money she thought was a sure thing for another season to another business she runs.
Nicole Richie
August 21, 2014
I can't wait until the day this C+ list celebrity with the very unusual name finds out her A list reality star “best friend” slept with the boyfriend of the C+ lister a couple of years ago while she was deciding who her next victim was going to be. So, yes, she stabbed her friend in the back and it is going to come out.
Blac Chyna/Kim Kardashian/Tyga
August 21, 2014
This A list reality star who used to be a really bad B list television actress starves herself on a regular basis and has for years. Now, some company is paying her to be skinny. They are going to say she uses their product to stay skinny. She loves it because now she has an answer when people ask if she ever eats. I smell lawsuits a plenty.
Tori Spelling
August 21, 2014
This former B list indie darling who was the indie it girl was in tears after a meeting with her agent last week when she wanted to know why she couldn't make some money promoting products by getting her photo taken with them and the agent told her it is because no one knows who she is any longer. Sad.
Parker Posey
August 21, 2014
This former tween actress who never quite recovered from her first movie role was at the airport the other day with her young child. A woman who barely spoke English was asking people how to get to a certain terminal. Most people were ignoring her or giving her answers she didn't understand. The woman started crying and our actress stepped in and even though she was carrying her child, our actress walked the woman to the terminal which took about twenty minutes and then walked all the way back to her own terminal.
Elizabeth Berkley
August 21, 2014
This infamous reality couple from a hit cable reality show that doesn't exist any longer except in spin offs split when he started hooking up with her best friend.
Ronnie/Sammi/Jersey Shore
August 20, 2014
This long time actress who used to be A+ list in television, and starred in some great movies too is suffering from Alzheimers and a planned tribute for her had to be canceled because she is just not well enough to attend.
Mary Tyler Moore
August 20, 2014
Just when you thought this hanging on to A list mostly movie actor couldn't get more strange, he does. His actress girlfriend tells friends that the couple never has sex any longer because the actor never takes his clothes off. Ever. He sleeps in his clothes and footwear and above the covers. He says it is so he can be ready.
Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth
August 20, 2014
This A+ list “singer” was seated all alone at a table eating with five bodyguards facing outward while the singer ate in silence. She didn't have a phone or anything to read. She just stared into the backs of her bodyguards with a vacant look in her eyes. She never spoke a word to any servers or any fans. No one approached her. Apparently she looked really sad.
Britney Spears
August 19, 2014
There is an actress who is beloved by many. She is A list to those who, like me, love her, but in reality is probably a B+ lister. There is a complicated situation going on in her love life. Very complicated. She has been seeing an actor on and off. He treats her poorly but she is crazy about him and drops everything when he calls and rushes to his side. So, our actress doesn't want him to find out about the guy she sees all the time when not at the back and call of our actor. The other guy is in the business but not in front of the camera.
The other guy also has an on again off again girlfriend who has a very jealous streak and has been known to get in the face of women who go after her boyfriend. She still thinks of him as a boyfriend. So, when our almost A lister goes out with the regular guy there can be no photographic evidence to get either of them in trouble. This has been put to the test a couple of times and recently our actress had to tell several of her friends to remove or crop out regular guy from some photos posted online. She then had to explain the situation to her friends which always leaves everyone scratching their heads. Just date publicly already. How bad could the reveal be? The thing is our actress still has that actor in her head as the one which is ridiculous because he spends six months a year having sex with porn stars half a world away.
Anna Kendrick
August 19, 2014
So, let me get this straight. This foreign born A list mostly movie actor cheated on his actress wife numerous times. He got a woman he was seeing pregnant while still married and she might even be pregnant again but he is hooking up with another woman, all while still married to the actress.
Antonio Banderas/Melanie Griffith
August 19, 2014
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor and his son have been partying their brains out the past week and that partying has included sharing the affections of four female friends that the son found at a party and brought home to dad the first night of their stay. I presume that money changed hands, but no one knows for sure. Apparently the dad reeks of cigarette smoke and sweat and didn't shower for the week.
Jack Nicholson
August 19, 2014
While the bartender wasn't looking, this B list celebrity momager to a boozy actress/escort walked off with three bottles of $500 champagne. The momager likes to tell the world she is now sober, but was so drunk she actually dropped and broke a fourth bottle and kept right on stumbling away with the other three.
Dina Lohan
August 17, 2014
For all the support this A- list mostly movie actress gives this A list director and their past relationship, she has never let him be alone with her kids.
Diane Keaton/Woody Allen
August 17, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is starting to lose it a little bit. Not only was her almost entry back into television halted because of her behavior but her much anticipated film project which would get her off the B- list and back to A is in danger. One of the more erratic behaviors the actress has is that she goes to confession four or five times a day at different churches around NYC.
Meg Ryan
August 16, 2014
This twice former A list talk show host really wants a solo show, but she is willing to settle for being a duo for now. Meanwhile she is trying to sabotage everything she can behind the scenes to make sure there are only two hosts and no more.
Rosie O'Donnell
August 16, 2014
This Teen Mom thinks she is so famous that stores will be passing out free engagement rings right and left to her in exchange for publicity. So far she has struck out everywhere she has asked and is going to have to break down and buy herself a ring and say that her guy did. He can't even afford a fake one. She might go fake if she wants flashy. Her bank account is lower than it has been since the show started.
Jenelle Evans
August 16, 2014
This B list celebrity offspring of an A+ list political family has been on a rampage recently, firing people close to the throne so to speak. The people the offspring fired were questioning the offspring's decisions. The problem is some of the people fired have a lot of explosive secrets.
Chelsea Clinton
August 16, 2014
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee stole film footage shot by his assistant (for a film his assistant is making) and is now claiming it's his original work for his upcoming film….
James Franco
August 15, 2014
This A list model and part-time actress is known for her breasts more than her goodwill, but the model recently donated $100K to a homeless mission in the town where her celebrity boyfriend lives. Apparently she has also purchased 20-30 homes in the city she wants to renovate and give away to needy families.
Kate Upton
August 15, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actress has not been seen in a few weeks after coming down with some type of tropical disease that made her drop even more weight from her skeletal frame. Apparently there was initial concern that she might have picked up Ebola but she tested negative.
Angelina Jolie
August 15, 2014
This former A list tweener has a new movie starting next week and has spent the past few days with a sober companion to try and get the actor sober to shoot. The actor cannot mess up this chance because everyone is looking at him.
Zac Efron
August 15, 2014
This foreign born A list model who seems to be in the news all the time had a very well connected family member call in some favors in the publishing world to block some photos of the model snorting coke off the body of a naked woman.
Cara Delevingne
August 15, 2014
This B+ list actor has appeared in some huge box office hits, at least two great television shows and a soap. That is quite the acting resume. He also has an interesting way to show you he likes you or are doing a good job for him. At a party he went up to a PR person doing some work for him and licked her on her neck in front of a crowd of people. Considering they had barely spoken before that, it was awkward.
Michael B Jordan
August 15, 2014
This former A- list mostly television actress who had one hit show on an almost network and now seems to wander from project to project while making sure she gets her photo taken by paps several times a week was confronted by actual fans earlier this week but our actress refused to sign any photos that included photos of any of her co-stars from that popular show. Considering how hammered she was you probably couldn't make out her scrawl anyway.
Rose McGowan
To save all of her sponsorship deals, this B list celebrity/athlete spent most of the money she has in her bank accounts to buy off some people who would have cost her most of her future income.
This C list wannabe actor of a permanent A list celebrity got into an argument with his new bride at the store this week when he was talking about fashion with the sales person. When his celebrity wife tried to speak up, he told her she knew nothing about fashion and should stay quiet.
September 29, 2014
What B-list actress, model and celebrity spawn was overheard saying to one of her friends “Who the hell did she f**k to get that job?” She being that B-list reality star sibling.
Riley Keough/Kendall Jenner
September 29, 2014
In an irony of ironies, which B-list mostly television actor/host sold some drugs to that B-list rapper whom he now has made enemies with?
Nick Cannon/Wiz Khalifa
August 8, 2014
Which girl group/reality stars are hoping to get another reality show by staging some wacky publicity stunts? Nobody will probably pay attention, though.
Danity Kane
September 7, 2014
This married A list female celebrity chef was offered a spot on RH-NY. At this point she has not said no, but I can't imagine her saying yes. She doesn't want her baggage aired in public.
Giada (last one of her for today)
This B+ list talk show host/reality star who really wants to be a skinny Ryan Seacrest brought 30 bikinis on her vacation. When her PR person saw how our B+ lister looked in the bikinis though, a person was dispatched to put the B+ lister in a one piece. Skin and jutting bones.
No more Teen Mom blinds until the New Year. I promise. I usually only write about 3 or 4 of them anyway so think of it as entry level blind item guessing. This one is the drug addict. No, not the pill popper who cheats, the other one. Yeah, her. Apparently she is doing some kind of drug that is making her paranoid. She literally thinks everyone is out to get her and if you thought she could be dramatic and a pain before, then this drug is ten times worse.
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner recently got busted having sex on a pyramid and had to pay a huge bribe to stay out of jail.
This recently demoted east coast (not ATL) Housewife was doing her best to pick up guys half her age this past week while on vacation. She struck out until gave one some cash to be with her during the rest of her visit.
it must be pretty tough to be attached to someone forever when you blame them for your own bad reviews. Well, that is what this A+ list mostly movie actor thinks when it comes to his debut part-time gig.
This former A list singer turned music icon is acting as a sober companion to this former A list singer who got her fame through her former husband. I feel for the icon because she got yelled at in public the other day and called some horrible names when she kept her charge away from the booze at an event.
This just about permanent A list musician who many of you would say already deserves that honor is back on heroin and nearly killed himself overdosing on it while with his kids.
December 10, 2014
This female celebrity chef can entertain at home as much as she wants. Her husband has got tired of her antics and is divorcing her in return for a big pile of cash.
Giada
What Hollywood power couple both on and off-screen never officially confirmed their marriage, but there was that one time about a few years into their relationship that they both went to Mexico so he could get a quickie divorce from his wife [a devout Catholic like him] and they could get hitched? The female half of the couple never met his ex-wife until after the man died and eventually became good friends with both his kids.
What A++ actor/singer and Oscar winner/nominee had the image of the all-American family man, but he had a little secret that he kept from the public. He grew weed in his backyard and was pretty good at rolling a joint.
August 8, 2014
Which A/B-list mostly movie actor who transitioned successfully to television later in his career had a private nude beach at his estate? Surprising since he was known to be rather conservative. He closed it down after some hippies sneaked in and had a love-in.
Fred MacMurray
Johnny Grant knew everyone in Hollywood and he told me a lot of stories over the years. Some I promised never to tell and some he told me I could write about immediately. This one he wanted to wait until all the participants were dead, but since there is kind of an Old Hollywood theme today, I thought I might as well share it. It is not technically Old Hollywood since some of the participants are still alive but it shows you that debauchery and rude behavior were as common four decades ago as they are today. There was a bet between several producers back in the day involving this actress who almost still enjoys A+ list name recognition despite a career that has been sporadic to say the least. At one point in time the entire world knew her name. Her career started with a bet. Several producers had meetings with the actress who still looks amazing despite her age. She has been on and off with a current B- list mostly movie actor who has two great television roles, one of which also was in the movies. The producers all wanted to work with the actress and all claimed to have the perfect script for her. One night at a poker party, the group attempted to hash out who would get her first for a movie. They all agreed that whoever could sleep with her first would win the bet but they wanted proof.This was back in the day before camcorders but the group decided that photos just wouldn't do. It had to be sex and it had to be on film. The actress is probably still living off the gifts and cash that were offered by the producers. There was a point where some of the producers would end up losing money because they spent so much on her. The producer/director that won though did end up having a blockbuster with her and actually won the bet in about a month. The screening of the film of her having sex was the hottest invitation in town and multiple A+ list actors were on hand to not only see the actress in the movie but also hoping they too would land a role opposite her in her acting debut. As it turns out it went to an actor who was not even there but who was in an Academy Award winning film and had a run of about a decade as an A list mostly movie actor.
August 14, 2014
This female talk show host refuses to have this former A list television actress/current A list mostly movie actress on her show because she feels like the actress is backstabbing her during her dealings with the talk show host's significant other.
Ellen/Jennifer Aniston
August 14, 2014
This Real Housewife is keeping the money she earns, in a separate account away from her husband because she doesn't trust him. He has taken all of her money before and knows he will do it again. Not Teresa. Not anyone in NYC or Beverly Hills.
Cynthia Bailey
August 14, 2014
The husband of this former A+ list singer (part of a group) turned reality star ran up a $25K tab with an escort agency that our former A+ lister was forced to pay so the news would not be made public. That should have been an interesting conversation she had with her husband.
Mel B
What foreign born A/B-list actress best known for her off-screen liaisons, volcanic temper and her mysterious death, appeared in several stag films before she was famous, some of them being girl-on-girl?
What future politico's wife, when she was still an aspiring starlet, met her future husband when he was still very much married to his actress wife? The actress wife filed for divorce after she came home and walked in on her husband and the starlet doing the horizontal mambo in their bed.
This married Academy Award winning actress left her husband at home this week to have a fling with one of her former co-stars who is about three decades younger than her.
What A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee never slept with his frequent leading lady in the early 1940s (as is frequently reported), because he knew his wife would raise hell and immediately call every gossip columnist in town? After his wife's sudden death, the leading lady swooped in to try to comfort him in more ways than one, but with no success. They still remained great friends until the actor's death.
Which B-list tough guy, who was almost A-list for a short period, was born and raised into a Jewish family, but when he got to Hollywood he was told by several [Jewish] studio heads to hide his faith from the public, because they wanted an 'exotic' leading man a la Rudolph Valentino? He did so, never discussing his faith to the public until his later years.
Which A++ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee, back when she was an almost A-list teen star, hated being chaperoned by studio PR people everywhere she went, so one night she let them have the night off and went to a gay club with her two best friends, both gay and both actors? When a photographer snapped the three of them laughing their asses off at the drag queens performing, the studio immediately killed the photo, fearing it would ruin the careers of all three involved.
What A-list blonde actress not named Marilyn was three years older than she said she was, making her almost 30 years old at the time of her early death?
Before she was famous, this future A++ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee was hoofing it up on Broadway in the chorus line of a second rate revue. She was also making ends meet by prostituting herself to shady men who lived near the apartment she was renting out. Her pimp was psychically and mentally abusive towards her and one night she had enough. She was determined to get rid of him for good, so she ran him over with her car... killing him. The landlady called the police and our future star spent the night in jail, but was eventually released after she told the cops that he was drunk and she had no other choice but to run him over (phew!) Fast forward a year and she has a new alias and she's under contract to the studio she would call home for a few decades. Magically, her arrest record disappeared after some money exchanged hands.
There was a time, during the height of her career, that this A++ list singer/actress was almost cured of her addiction to speed. On the advice of her then (married) lover, a future Oscar winning director/writer, she underwent several psychoanalysis sessions at the Menninger Clinic. The shrink diagnosed her as being manic depressive and suggested that she temporarily retire and go off her current regimen of uppers and downers. Well, she went cold turkey with the pills (and it worked) but as for retiring, her stage mother from hell put a stop to that. The mother, one of the worst of all time, called up her shrink and screamed over the phone "NOTHING IS WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER!!" (needless to say, the strained relationship between mother and daughter was further strained to the point of nonexistence). Mommy dearest also called up the head of the movie studio and the head demanded that the star go back to work because of time, money, blah blah blah. All attempts to get her off the pills failed due to her mother's sabotage and she took the next train back to Hollywood. Needless to say, the film she was set to start work on was one she didn't want to do att all but it turned out to be one of her best. As for her then lover, they broke up soon afterwards and he always regretted the fact that he didn't stop her mother sabotaging her daughter's sobriety.
This B- list mostly television actress is on a hit network show after being on a hit pay cable show. She trusts her actor boyfriend so little that she goes with him to the set when he is working even if she is not.
This married man makes his former almost A list mostly movie actress turned reality star take a drug test every other day. Smart move. Plus it is her highest paying gig in the past few years.
Lots of e-mails this weekend asking about One Night At The Border and how there just are not enough clues. So, from the e-mails I received here are the questions and clues that were most frequently asked.
Early 90's
The name of the club is one word. Some people put a The in front if it, but the real name only had one word.
Not Billie Joe Armstrong, Trent Reznor, Gwen Stefani, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson,
The initials all have something to do with the person. They are not random.
The wording gives a very big clue.
The location and what was happening in the morning also gives a very big clue.
August 12, 2014
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who makes her living in other ways now even though she is probably doing her best acting while doing it has her attorneys arguing in federal tax court that she is broke. She might not have much money in bank accounts but that is because she is getting paid in Bitcoins by her wealthy friends.
Lindsay Lohan
August 12, 2014
This permanent A list singer/musician got wasted as per his norm and decided he couldn't drive home. Good for him. He also didn't want to wander around looking for the woman he brought to the party so he found another woman in about two minutes to go home with him in the car that came to pick him up.
Billy Joel
August 12, 2014
This B list celebrity/reality star has a new show lined up which is why she needed to arrange for a sappy reunion with her husband. She is also hoping to get pregnant by her boyfriend and then tell the world she and her husband are having a baby. She is beyond messed up at this point.
Courtney Stodden
This A list mogul/reality star had sex with one of his celebrity employees and made his girlfriend watch.
The best PR job this year or at least in the top 10 was how this B+ list mostly movie actress kept it hidden that her new baby was the result of an affair her husband had with another woman.
This A list mostly movie actress has been married for under a year but I don't think they will make it to a year. He had some serious skeletons in his closet and she is discovering them all.
This normally very non-partying A+list mostly movie actor has been going at it hard for the past month on the set of his new movie. For the first time anyone can remember they saw him using coke. Maybe that new life experience is weighing on him.
This B+ list reality star says he has had sex with the sister of his significant other more than he has had sex with his significant other in the past year. Classy family.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor is married with kid(s) to an actress. He has been hooking up with another actress he met on set and his wife finally found out about it right before Christmas because the other actress is pregnant. She always finds the guys who cheat on her and treat her like crap.
This actress is A list. She is married. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She also wanted a part very badly and was not being considered for it so she did the casting couch routine. Her husband has no idea.
This B- list foreign born actor does a mix of television and movies and also other things. He is extremely versatile although his Golden Globe nomination/win did come from television. He has also been very upfront about his mental illness and makes it a point to respond by phone and e-mail to any person who writes him and is having their own issues with mental illness. The guy spends a ton of time helping others.
This foreign born singer with the magical voice and a very good 2014 made sure that each of his tour stops this year that sick kids in the hospital also had a better year. He spends time at a children's hospital in every city he plays.
September 20, 2014
This comedian turned actor turned a lot of everything has been married forever. He has starred in movies and television and did I say he has been married forever? He is hooking up with someone who was born after he got married. I don't think he has ever been a blind. He might have been a Kindness though a couple of years ago, because he does some very good deeds. Cheating on his wife is not one of them.
Chris Rock
August 11, 2014
This A list mostly television actor and his A list mostly movie actress girlfriend have one thing in common. Their absolute loathing for a common actress co-star who they will never work with again. It is what brought them together. Their mutual dislike for her.
Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis/Natalie Portman
Yes that was a foreign born A list mostly movie actor who everyone knows and who has not been acting much lately at a sex club out of his home country trying out a flogger on a woman tied to a pole. Not really in the character of his holiday hit movie.
This reality family owns a clothing line. They had about $500K worth of returns last quarter. They could have donated the clothes but they got a bigger tax break by having them all destroyed so decided to not help people other than themselves.
This former B+ list mostly television actor who was on a hit network show for a long time with his best friend is married. He hooked up with a woman two weeks ago while wearing a Santa costume.
August 10, 2014
This east coast Housewife is really ungrateful. She called her supposed best friend a wh**e and said it was people like her best friend that ruined marriages. Her supposed best friend keeps sticking up for her though. Probably hoping for some money.
Ramona Singer/Sonja Morgan
This married couple were A list reality stars before their crash and burn. Apparently they have not had sex in two years.
This permanent A+list diva woke up on Christmas about the time her kids were going to sleep. The drinking and pill popping will do that.
This B- list celebrity sibling of a former A+ list celebrity/reality star finally got officially dumped by her boyfriend. She has been trying to pretend they are still together but he has a college student he is into now and our celebrity is having to start over after five years.
August 10, 2014
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had to have a page in a script rewritten while shooting because she was unable to smile as the script called for. Too much botox. She can frown though and do a grimace.
Nicole Kidman
This probable one hit wonder with one of the most memorable songs of 2014 says that she got a key to the hotel room of this former A list tweener who is having a decent year and was waiting in his bed naked and he said that he prefers men to women but did hang out with her all night. Just never made any kind of move.
This former A list talk show host who is waiting for her new gig is spending the holidays with a man who left his wife and family to be a star f**ker.
This A- list reality star who is the youngest member of the A list reality family made a sex tape two days ago. Yes, she is still underage but she doesn't care. The interesting thing is it was a different guy than her boyfriend who made it to her although she did it and sent it to the boyfriend to make him jealous, Someone needs to go to jail here.
August 10, 2014
While filming his latest movie outside LA, this almost A+list mostly movie actor has been taking his kid to a certain playground where he collects the phone numbers of women under the guise of play dates for their kids. At least that is what he tells his wife. So far there have been no kids at any of the dates.
Channing Tatum
