August 9, 2014
This permanent A list singer/diva is blaming everyone but herself and her drinking and pill popping for her crap record. Look in the mirror. Oh, and she did reach out to the celebrity she has long hated after their brief hookup. She thinks he might be just what she needs. Not sure her significant other is going to like this.
Mariah Carey/Eminem/Nick Cannon
This A- list singer who has had an interesting past 18 months and made way more news away from singing than for anything she has recorded slipped in her sobriety in a big way Really big way.Drank non-stop on her recent flight and was apparently hammered enough to be turned down for booze at a store a day later.
This singer is A list. Usually is A+ and probably will be again next month. Although she made a lot of money last year, her giving was still pretty huge. She gave $2M to four different missions ($500K each) who provide health services to people in Central American countries. Apparently she did the same thing last year helping organizations in Africa.
This reality star turned red carpet host spent her holiday with her family who had a mini-intervention for her. They want her to get help but are willing to watch her closely until award season is over.
August 9, 2014
This B+ list kind of television actress is not allowed to date anyone. No one. Her handlers want her ready for the right kind of publicity match. Meanwhile she wanders around parties and events with no one but a publicist.
Taylor Schilling
This former B+list mostly movie actress turned joke of an actress is not only a home wrecker (with the help of her boyfriend) but apparently also has told the children of the father that she is their mother now and should call her mum.
Apparently this Pretty Little Liars actress has only ever had sex with one guy despite her number of boyfriends and apparently she freaks out whenever a guy wants to have sex with her which may be why she has had several boyfriends.
This permanent A list foreign born model with the temper who is now a reality star hooked up with a married former A+ list athlete who she hooks up with every couple of years when she wants to really live on a dangerous edge. She always torments his wife for days afterwards that she is going to steal him from her. She is not a nice person.
August 9, 2014
Apparently this future Bachelor is a little wanting in the endowment department according to a recent bedroom partner.
Chris Soules
It was supposed to be date night on Christmas Eve for these two married not to each other co-stars on that huge network hit. He has people following him though trying to get dirt paid for by his wife so he went to a show all by himself and had an empty seat next to him. He spent the entire show though texting and several people around him kept telling him to stop.
With the help of this very large gossip company an attempted suicide by this B list reality star in this A list reality family was kept quiet for the past two months.
This former A list franchise actor who rarely acts any longer despite his monster success is married. He also moved out to LA someone who has kept his past indiscretions quiet and she is someone he sees very regularly for sex and all that information she has about everything that was going to be public stays very quiet because of his ongoing payments.
August 9, 2014
This former A list tweener misses all the attention he used to get and misses women falling all over him since his show went off the air. His recent efforts have success have failed miserably and no matter how hardhe tries to get his name in the middle of a controversy, it barely registers. So, to get attention he makes sure he lets himself be seen by people all the time out in public. It is also how he hooks up with women several times each week.
Drake Bell
This A list talk show host/part-time reality star had a doctor make an emergency visit to her home after she passed out. Three days without eating this time.
This foreign born A list model who is about to start acting was so hammered at church Christmas Eve that she puked all over the front lawn and used a nativity scene to hide.
August 8, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress is being played by her female B list mostly movie actress lover who she thinks is being faithful. That word is not in the lover's dictionary and has been seeing a male producer in order to land a role in a Marvel flick.
Ellen Page/Evan Rachel Wood
The last Friday of 2014. It seems like the year has flown by. If you don't have anything to do this weekend, I will be here blogging away. There are only a few more days to see your photo in Random Photos before Reveal Day. So, hurry and e-mail it to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
Through the streets we went. PK’s tour bus skills were ok for open highway, but in tiny roads with parked cars on either side and lighting that was dim, he was having a tough time making his way through the streets. I don’t remember him hitting any cars but I do remember him taking a nice sized chunk out of a house that was especially close to a corner and he didn’t even bother to stop. No one knew exactly where they were going. All they could remember was that the tattoo artist was located next to a combination nightclub/brothel and that he worked and lived in the place next to it. Several cubs were investigated and at each club a couple of people would get off and ask around but fewer people were getting back on the bus. What had seemed like a lot of fun a few hours earlier was wearing thin and cheap drinks and partying until the dawn sounded like more fun. By the time PK and RH found the right place the sun was starting to rise and they spent 30 minutes banging on the door before the guy stumbled down the stairs to see who was there. Once he saw who it was he got pretty excited. When he was shown the drawings of the body art he said it would take a few hours total so the four or five of us that were left from the bus went to the bar/brothel next door to hang out. There were no customers at the bar or even a bartender. There was one table in the corner that was occupied by what looked like the women who probably worked upstairs in the brothel. To this day I wish I had taken a photo of the inside of that bar. I’m not sure that I have ever seen a scene which would have told itself so perfectly with a photo.
JL was depressed looking at it and had grown tired of the whole experience. She was ready to go. The suburban part of her was returning and the adventure was gone. I agreed to go too but I wanted some assistance for what I was sure was going to be a very long morning so I grabbed a bottle of tequila from behind the bar and left $40 and walked out with JL and one of her friends. The other two people stayed behind to wait out the tattoos.
So, there we were. Three people who had no idea where we were exactly, in a very sketchy neighborhood with no other people in sight walking the street and passing a bottle of tequila back and forth as we tried to find a busy street that we could catch a cab and get to an airport. We walked and walked. After about 30 minutes of no cabs and no place to even call a cab from I remember passing a bus stop that had about ten people waiting in line to get on the bus. Surely riding a bus would be better than walking. It had been a long night. So, we got in line. When the bus arrived and we tried to get on, we had no pesos and panicked for a brief instant but the driver was more than happy to take $10 to let us on and we took about three more steps on the bus and were stopped. No more seats. We were standing. Better than not walking, but not by much. We still passed the tequila bottle back and forth and then I heard a whisper and saw a nudge.
It was kind of the same feeling you get when you are popping popcorn in the microwave. At first it is just a pop and then a few seconds and another pop. Then it becomes full on popping. I knew what was happening because I could hear the name in the whispers. Someone had recognized JL and now it was spreading through the bus. She was huge there. Monster huge. During our walk that morning there were posters of her new record on bus stops . People on the bus were getting excited and pressing a little closer. JL knew what was happening. Because she lived it, she could sense it happening sooner than I could but this was a situation where she had no experience. Being trapped on a bus after a long night surrounded by fans could go in a lot of different directions. Looking back now at the situation, what happened should have been expected but when you are in the middle of it and half drunk and tired, you just aren’t as confident and a little paranoia seeps in.
People started switching places so they could say hello to her or touch her. I don’t remember anyone asking for an autograph. A couple of photos were taken but mostly people just wanted to say hello or say how much they enjoyed her music. People who had been in the back made their way to the front and it was a very organized procession as each person took five or ten seconds to speak to her. After about ten or fifteen minutes everyone had been met and the people who had squeezed on the bus in the three or four stops since we had boarded had also taken their turn. The bus driver had been told we were looking for a cab because we wanted to go to the airport. When he saw a cab that was empty he basically cut off the cab so it couldn’t move until the three of us made our way off the bus into the cab.
The taxi driver went from really ticked off to really happy when he saw who he was driving. He was even more excited to show off the fact he had every single tape of JL’s music and played it full blast the entire way to the airport. By the time we made it to the airport the tequila was gone. I was exhausted. This was 24 hours straight of being awake.
The day was going to get longer. No planes were available for four hours. The thing I have always found amazing is that even though JL had been up even longer than me, she never stopped smiling the entire four hours when it seemed like she met a thousand people and took hundreds of photos. She signed autographs and chatted and never stopped being gracious and it is the reason she was so popular. People could feel the love she had for her fans.
Just as we were getting ready to board the plane, PK and RH showed up. They had decided the bus driver could drive the bus back and they wanted to get back much more quickly. We wanted to see the tattoos. They were both bandaged but each of them removed it to show tattoos which were definitely worth what everyone had gone through. To this day they are both really proud of those tattoos. They guy who did them was a genius. He died a year later in a drive by shooting. He was sitting on his couch upstairs above the shop and he was killed. That made them even more grateful for the art work and I know that RH got his darkened last year because it had started to fade. It was a great night. One of those nights that don’t come along very often and that make you feel like you have lived. People need to have an adventure or two in their minds to help them get through the days that are usually so boring.
August 8, 2014
These former co-stars might not talk about each other very much, but this recent Academy Award nominee/winner sent the now A list television actress on a hit pay cable show a note congratulating her on her baby and donated $50K worth of diapers and formula to local charities.
Jared Leto/Claire Danes
August 8, 2014
To get around a confidentiality agreement he signed regarding his relationship, this former B list movie and television comic actor/comedian has written a “novel” about his relationship with his former girlfriend who is probably still considered A list and definitely has A list name recognition. It is supposed to be really good.
Jamie Kennedy/Jennifer Love Hewitt
August 7, 2014
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is hair challenged has been spotted more than once at a truck stop where he meets up with a hooker he met there a few months ago. Our actor wears a cowboy hat and sometimes a fake mustache. He thinks people can't recognize him when he dresses like that or maybe he is playing some kind of character in his mind.
Nicolas Cage
This B list actor and singer and recent Academy Award nominee/winner had sex with two women this month who both told me that he wore a Santa Claus hat during sex and kept referring to himself as Santa. I wonder if any other women had the same experience with him this month.
This A+ list singer had another great year and ended it on a kindness which is really nice. She gave each of her employees a Christmas bonus which matched their entire annual salary.
August 6, 2014
Back in the day before this A+ list mostly movie actor was in movies, he got kneed in the balls by this A list model with A list name recognition after he groped her in a trailer during a photo shoot they were both in.
Mark Wahlberg/Kate Moss
The end of the year also means that this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who loves to cheat will be getting her annual payment from the actor who hates to use condoms. He pays her almost $250K a year as part of their deal for her to stay quiet about things she knows about him.
This B+ list actress/reality star/comedienne has no idea that her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend has been cheating on her the past four days. She thinks he is on a ski trip with his kid(s).
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is married to an actress has a new kink which involves him getting waxed every single day, and sometimes multiple times a day. There is a Russian guy he is crazy about who he has been seeing seven days a week for a month now.
August 6, 2014
This B- list mostly movie actor who is still young and is the offspring of an A list couple has four or five dolls that he brings with him whenever he travels and sets them next to his bed and refers to them as his family. Apparently he talks to them all the time.
Jaden Smith
Probably not the best Christmas gift to give to a woman. This B+ list celebrity gave his A- list performer girlfriend a gift card for plastic surgery. He thought that she might want to get a certain part of her body fixed and this turned into a huge argument that has turned into a two day text and phone call battle. She did much better on the gift giving.
This former A list tweener who doesn't act any longer but has kept A+ list name recognition and is A++ list at making money did something that she does not normally do. She visited her married lover in his city so he could also see his kids. He says he is leaving his wife but so far it has not happened. Our former tweener spent most of the holiday in her hotel room waiting for him to call.
This former A list singer from back in the day who had a pretty good 2014 with a different type project was hammered the other night when she kept trying to make passes and hit on this current A+ list female singer who never got offended and was really gracious despite the drunken moves placed on her.
By the time the band got off the stage it was around 230am. Last call was long gone and the booze backstage was running out. Carlos was summoned and he offered two more bottles of booze but then was closing the place down. Two bottles of booze might sound like a lot, but there were about 20 people drinking from those two bottles and they just rotated around a circle with each person taking a swig and then passing it to the next person. No ice, no mixers, just booze. No one complained and no one asked for anything else. Men, women, young and old, people just kept the stories flowing as fast as the booze. The two guys who had been up on stage singing decided they needed to commemorate this special night. Ideas were discussed and discarded. Finally they agreed on a tattoo. Not just any tattoo though. This was something special. They decided together that only one person could do the tattoo. Unfortunately that person was in Mexico. Just across the border they said. They were not exactly sure which street but they were sure that once they got there they could find it. Nothing like wandering around a Mexican border town half-drunk in the middle of the night asking around for a tattoo guy that was only known by a nickname. Surprisingly, almost everyone in the room agreed to go. The next thing you know the group of twenty had been installed in PK’s tour bus. The driver was passed out so PK did the driving. Yeah, looking back, perhaps it was not the best idea but he said he could drive it. It was only after the first policeman pulled him over after 30 miles that he figured out how to turn the headlights on. Everyone was still buzzed and flying on the trip down.
There was no one sleeping and I don’t even remember anyone passed out. I do remember that during the entire trip down there was a porn movie playing on a loop on the television. When conversation would lag enough all of a sudden you would hear some loud moaning and realize the porn was still playing. JL and I hung out towards the back with two of her friends, one of whom she was repeatedly trying to set me up with and another who was JL’s business partner in a venture that had nothing to do with music. This was before you needed a passport to cross the border by land. We thought that at the border, the Mexican border guards would at least want to have a look inside the bus or have everyone step out. Nope. In the middle of the night, the guard just waved the bus through and PK barely had to slow down. During the drive, RH was trying to draw the design that they both wanted on their bodies and they had a big back and forth that at one point had me look up and see that PK was taking a turn drawing and doing so while not even looking at the road. When I think about who could have died that night, it would have been a much bigger deal than the night Buddy Holly and Richie Valens died.
Final installment tomorrow
August 6, 2014
This former A list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor told his friends he would be able to go cold turkey again just like he always has if there is work to do. So far though he has been unable to go more than about 12 hours without his new favorite drug and that is only because he drank and took some pills to make it through the 12 hour flight. Bad shape does not begin to describe his condition.
Zac Efron
The girlfriend of this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor thought he was being super sweet in paying for a private jet to fly her and her family on vacation for the holidays. He just wanted her gone because the really old actor found someone even younger than his current girlfriend and wanted to spend time alone with her.
This A+ list diva had a person on standby the other night just to hold her gloves and to hand her new ones for the walk to the car and the walk from dinner to the car. Even though they were mainly the same color there were about ten different pairs just in case our diva made other stops.
I'm just not sure how appropriate it is for the B list performer to be buying his underage girlfriend lingerie for Christmas. Hey, he got some for the other woman he has sex with too. Nothing for his baby mama though.
August 5, 2014
This A list reality star underwent hair transplant surgery because she has huge bald patches that she tried to always cover with hair extensions. This is probably the one thing she didn't take a selfie for.
Kim Kardashian
Hey, at least this B list mostly movie actress has now reached the age of majority. She is still really young though to be so addicted to meth. It is probably why she is having a tough time getting work. She looks about 30 now.
Yes, that was the assistant of this B list singer who is almost as famous for the reality star turned singer he dated forever buying fake gaudy necklaces that our singer passes off as real. He loves to brag about how much money he has, but he really has next to nothing.
In order to get her boyfriend to stop earning money in his usual way, this B+ list mostly television actress who is counting down the days to unemployment got him a job promoting clothes and brands. The only thing is she still has to go out with him to have his photo taken because no one wants him by himself. She is so proud that he is working. Umm, yeah.
August 5, 2014
This former B+/A- list mostly television actress who married an A list mostly movie actor has been trying to steal advertisers from this A+ list celebrity icon and been talking a lot of smack behind the scenes. You don't want to mess with a woman who has been in prison.
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds/Martha Stewart
This married A list medical talk show host was doing his best to get a woman to return to his hotel room. He kept hitting on her the entire night and kept begging her to touch his pecs and they would make her know what it was like to be with a real man. The guy was creepy.
Which A-list reality star is trying to latch on to that foreign born A+ list singer after her previous attempt to become fake friends with that A++ list songstress failed miserably? Singer #1 is avoiding her at all costs and she should.
Apparently this almost A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee got secretly hitched to his longtime boyfriend after all. Only thing is, he has not spoken about it to the press at all... kind of. He referred to his husband as his "wife' in an interview promoting his latest film, teasing the press again. Oh yeah, and they paid off the surrogate for their kid handsomely not to talk and basically go away.
August 5, 2014
This A list comic actor has reached new levels of jerkitudeness. I like the word. He saw a woman for all of three weeks several months ago which is almost a record for him at this point and convinced her to transfer colleges and move half-way across the country to be with him and two days after she did, he dumped her and kicked her out of his place because he found someone new.
Jonah Hill
This recently married former A list tweener is being robbed blind by her husband who is "investing" her money. He is just spending it all to make it look like he is a big shot.
This foreign born B list singer spent some time Christmas shopping for her kid(s) yesterday when she wasn't smoking crack in dressing rooms. She is one big mess of an addict right now.
August 4, 2014
This former Desperate Housewife took a meeting to be on Real Housewives. The producers decided there is a difference between fake mean and catty and someone who said she would turn the show into a living hell for every cast member. Yeah, the producers passed. I think it would have been brilliant.
Nicolette Sheridan
A mid-week announcement just to wish each of you a Merry Christmas and that I hope that you have an amazing couple of days and are spending it with people you love. Well, except for the crazy uncle. If you need a break from the activities, I will be here tomorrow and hope to see all of you.
Back in the day I had a friend. His name is Carlos. Real name. Owned a great club and taught me a lot about concert promoting and also had some very useful life lessons which have come into play more than once and introduced me to some people who are still some of my closest friends. Anyway, one day I was over at his house because I had a show coming up and even though we were friends, money was expected to be paid on time and in full or he would cancel your show in a second. He needed absolutely no notice to get a band or two in his place and fill it up so he had no qualms about shutting you down. Once money exchanged hands he would smile and he told me to come to the club later that night because he wanted to introduce me to a band he had playing. Later that night I showed up at the club and was frisked. Walked a little further and was frisked again. Carlos' shows were a little different than the ones I promoted and the crowd was completely different. Going inside the massive darkened club an opening band was playing and they were awful. It didn't matter to the crowd though because they came for one reason and it was to beat each other all night long in one huge mosh pit. Knowing the crowd, I was shocked to see one of my best friends way in the back where some chairs and tables were set up. She will always be A list in my mind and to her millions of fans. I had met her at an outdoor concert two years earlier and when she (lets call her JL) was not touring would usually hang out a couple of times a week. I hadn't known she was coming. If she was there, then this band must be one I really needed to meet. She mall type than was not someone who generally came to Carlos' club. She would go to my shows there and had even played there a few times but she was always more of a mall type than a double frisking security kind of place. Her boyfriend was with her but he had to go watch a guy play at a different venue that night who was going to replace a member of their band so almost right after I got there he left.
Conversation was impossible. The club was basically one big room. Walk in the door and the stage was in the front and the bar on the right. 1,000 people could fit inside but you would all be best friends at the end of the night. The music was always turned up to a massive volume. There were no neighbors to complain and there were so many police officers who earned a ton of money working overtime at the club that any call about noise complaints would be ignored. When the band stopped playing, Carlos came over and with him was a guy I had seen many times and was the lead singer (lets call him PK) of a band that could sell out every club just like this one all over the country every single night and did. They had started out as one kind of band and made no money so they switched things up and the next thing you knew they were huge in a club kind of way. They made tons of money and sold hundreds of thousands of records one night at time. Their sound belied the name of the band. They were anything but. With the lead singer (lets call him RP) was a guy I had never met, but had seen. They were just making it big. Huge actually. First big monster record had been released the year before. I say monster hit. It actually did not crack the Top 40 records but if you are a fan of the band you have heard the album many times and there are very few people who don't know the intro riff to the very first song on the record. Apparently the singer was there as a favor to the other lead singer and they were going to surprise the crowd later that night by playing together.
As the night wore on the word started to spread that tonight was going to be kind of special. Other people I knew started trickling into the club and other bands would finish their shows at other places around the city and were coming in. By 1am that 1,000 person capacity had been maxed out. This was probably 25% above that. This was going to be one night no one wanted to miss. The place almost exploded when the two came out. The crowd was expecting the headlining band of the night but when the singer of the monster band came out with him and that riff I spoke about before started blasting out of the speakers there was an eruption of noise that could probably only be matched by standing behind the engines of a 747. You would not think that kind of noise could be sustained for very long. You would be wrong. For about 90 minutes there was not one second I can remember where the crowd was not enthralled and mesmerized and totally into every word and beat. It was a show of epic proportions. It was hard to believe that the night was only going to get crazier. The craziness began when PK said to myself, RH and JL after the show that we should go to Mexico that night. (to be continued tomorrow)
August 4, 2014
This former B list mostly television actor from a long long running network hit that is finally on its last legs gave away most of his money to a church and is essentially homeless. Millions gone.
Angus T Jones
August 4, 2014
This Glee actress not named Naya Rivera tried to get back at an A list mostly movie actress guesting on the show who said some true, but awful things about the Glee actress by hitting on the significant other of the A lister who passed despite not known for his fidelity.
Lea Michele/Kate Hudson
August 4, 2014
This former A list mostly television actress turned A list movie actress turned can't get work actress has been skipping table reads and has not gone through a day yet of her new television show without throwing some kind of tantrum. The most recent was about the quality of the bottled water.
Katherine Heigl
This B+ list mostly television actress from a long long running network hit show put on a brave face the other day after her boy toy husband walked out on her and she had to go hit a red carpet alone.
Apparently the destruction of his house and the burning of a bed because of freebasing has still not been forgiven by this A+ list mostly movie actor because his name was being used and abused the other night by the A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who did all the damage when the A+ lister bought a movie the A lister was going to star in and now has no shot of getting.
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has an outside chance at some type of Academy Award nomination or at least one for the movie he starred in this year made a bad decision. He decided to spend Christmas with his actress ex-wife and their kids and blow off his wife and kids at home.
The wife of this permanent A+ list singer/musician had a disagreement with an employee in the building where they live and refused to tip any of the employees of the building for the holidays unless the offending employee was fired. Apparently he didn't see her coming in time and missed opening the door for her. Last year she tried to pull the same trick but her husband came through with $1K for every employee. This time though she says she will divorce him if he tries to go around her.
This former C list celebrity who could almost be A list in a certain naked corner of the entertainment world is trying to sell some very juicy stories about her A list ex and it involves child porn and his obsession with it.
This husband of a NJ Real Housewife has been silent on the issue but a secretary that he has been hooking up with for the past year told her employer she would not be returning to work after the holidays because she was moving in with the husband. So, she is proud of this?
This will probably crush some fans of this long ago show that ran for a long time but the female former lead of that show who is on a hit show now has been hooking up with her much younger co-star. Maybe it is just an on set fling and she will spend the holidays with who you want her to spend them with.
If a former B+ list mostly movie actor who may or may not be the father of a highly recognizable child wants a successful marriage he probably shouldn't be having sex with people other than his future wife, especially the day before an engagement. Maybe he felt guilty.
This former almost A list mostly television actress who has played the same role twice had a makeup person on her new show fired because the makeup person didn't want to spend four hours per day trying to make the actress turned reality star look 20. Apparently the actress is being a huge pain to everyone.
This NYC Real Housewife has been working out 4 hours a day and even got new bigger breast implants to try and keep her husband from cheating. So far it isn't working.
August 4, 2014
This former View host got called out at a party for wearing knockoff designer jewelry after going through a long story about how some guy she is dating gave it all to her and spends thousands of dollars on her. When she was confronted about the authenticity of the stuff she grabbed a swag bag and fled.
Star Jones
This A list mostly movie director makes some very good movies. He is also one of the biggest degenerate perverts in the world. He doesn't go after kids or anything like that but that is about his only limit. Everything else is fair game and he only tries to work with people who realize that he is has certain fetishes and desires that he likes fulfilled. Our director has been in the news in a bad way the past few weeks and there has been talk that he is terrified about some items that might be released. Our director has a muse. A favorite. Someone who understands him and understands that at least to her he is relatively harmless. Our actress is A+ list and became aware a long time ago that the director had a thing for her which only increased when they started working together. The director spoke to her about how he wanted to capture her image when she was not working and just having downtime in her trailer and asked if he could install a camera in her trailer. Sort of a Big Brother type thing that she would hopefully become less self-conscious about. He said it would make her performance better but she knew that he was hoping to catch her naked. She didn't really care and agreed and it moved from one camera that was visible to several that were not visible and the director managed to capture hundreds of hours of footage of the actress doing everything you can imagine. Partying, having sex and always playing to the camera. Fast forward to a time when they worked together again and this time the director didn't even ask and the actress knew the cameras were there and didn't mind. She had grown used to them. When she was hosting another A list mostly movie actress who has an Academy Award nomination/win, the subject turned to the cameras when our A+ lister spotted one of them. The A lister expected the A+ lister to be freaked out but the A+ lister explained the situation. Well, the A lister is one of the most uptight people in the world and freaked out and had security take her trailer apart looking for cameras and kept someone on standby 24/7 even when no one was filming just to make sure nothing got installed. She would jump and be jittery whenever the director spoke to her and told a couple of other co-stars about what she heard. Some were agitated and freaked out but most knew about the director and his kink and had worked with him before and didn't really care which is why he kept hiring them for projects. Apparently it was like a war on set with one team against another and there is worry that all of this will come out and cause a huge nightmare.
August 2, 2014
What A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee yelled at that reality show family and their camera crew at that overseas party last night that if they feature him on their show he'll sue the pants off them?
Leonardo DiCaprio/Kardashians
August 2, 2014
This B+ list pro athlete with the celebrity offspring girlfriend has had his way with the wives of his competitors, but his girlfriend has also hooked up with some of the competitors too. So, it all kind of evens out in the end.
Dustin Johnson/Paulina Gretzky
August 2, 2014
This C list actor with almost A list name recognition from an acting family is probably the only guy in his conservative church who attends in full makeup.
Stephen Baldwin
This A list action movie actor makes his living being tough. Apparently he has prostate cancer but doesn't want anyone to know. When he had an illness a few months ago he noticed his movie offers reduced to a trickle and thinks coming forward and discussing prostate cancer will really put him into meltdown mode.
This A list mostly television actor from a hit network show that is ending very soon left the room when his significant other started breastfeeding. Apparently he starts laughing and gets embarrassed and just prefers to not be there.
This B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has had a very quiet year. She is also having personal issues which have led to her leaving her child with relatives and friends for weeks at a time as she tries to get her life back on track.
This B list mostly movie actress barely works. I mean she is an actress but she will always be more famous for the A+ lister she was married too. Anyway, she made the life of one waitress a living hell by returning food multiple times and at one point drew a photo of exactly how she wanted her food put on the plate. Tip? No tip. Everyone at the restaurant had been excited when she came in but never want to see her again.
This potential one hit wonder with the catchy song and interesting variation of spelling on a normal word hooked up with this B lister who is more known for the singer he dated forever. Proving he is a prick he texted a photo to his ex of he and his new hookup in bed together and started trashing the love making skills of his ex.
After being sober for the better part of 2014, this A+ list singer has suddenly crashed and burned in a huge way. Her record label and mentor had told her to get her act together and she did but around Thanksgiving on a trip home she ended up using a new drug she had never tried and now can't get enough of it and is going days without sleeping or showering and is a big mess.
What two younger divas were screaming at each other backstage at one of the east coast Jingle Ball concerts after diva #1, a current two-hit wonder, occupied the dressing room meant for diva #2, an almost A-list former tweener,, and dumping her personal belongings all over the dressing room? Any pics you see of these two posing together like friends are staged to the hilt.
What former A+ list singer/actress and EGOT winner is contemplating on announcing her retirement from live performing next year? This latest surgery has left her wheelchair bound for the time being and she's been undergoing intensive physical therapy.
What A-list actor is currently drowning his sorrows away after his latest film fiasco by hopping around to various gay bars in NYC? He's been inhaling a dangerous combination of coke, booze and weed.
This A list mostly movie actress is really good at finding ways to hook up with this A list mogul/wannabe singer. Her boyfriend never has a clue but his main girlfriend always seems to know when the A listers hookup probably because there has been more than one threesome involving them in the past.
There was supposed to be a mini-reunion of this monster franchise that left Twilight in the dust. One big problem is that neither of the two male leads gets along with the female lead. One of the men is willing to suck it up, but the other says the female lead is someone he hopes to never speak to again and loves not having to see her all the time.
June 14, 2014
The A list movie actor ex of the actress in #7 has been having sex with a cocktail waitress he met in a casino while shooting his new movie and his actress girlfriend would not be pleased.
Henry Cavill/Gina Carano
All of these are about a very very popular cable show that is not a channel you typically think of primetime television and not even close to how they started.
#1 ______________ (now on an almost network show ______________) publicly dated ___________. They broke up and she quit the cable show because she found out her boyfriend is bi and cheated on her with a coworker.
#2 _______________(now on an almost network show not the same as #1) quit the cable show because his mentor and long time head of a certain underground Hollywood organization and despite being openly gay has dated some very famous women told him to. He was apparently jealous of ____________ who the actor was having sex with regularly and even showed up randomly 18 months after he quit the show when the guy he was sleeping with had a guest starring role.
#3 _______________ was once the biggest star on the show or close to it but could never get a break outside the show. He started dating __________________ who is in a movie and its sequel which has not been released. They went out when he was auditioning for parts. He didn't get them so they split. Now he is up for some big roles again and she has come back out and started dating him again until he finds out if he landed the roles.
June 5, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress from an acting family is struggling to stay sober right now and needs to be at her best so she has been attending five or six AA meetings daily. Her family has offered to pay for a sober coach but she doesn't want them to draw attention to her so has refused.
Dakota Johnson
June 4, 2014
This male A list celebrity who dabbles in reality television creeped out this female A list reality star from an A list reality show and family. The man showed up unannounced at the hotel room door of the female around midnight and wanted to make sure she was comfortable. He didn't call first but did bring gifts.
Donald Trump/Kendall Jenner
June 3, 2014
By my count, this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family has broken up marriage number three. Of course she has been on the receiving end a few times too.
Kate Hudson
He talks about women and is seen with women. He says he has a girlfriend. This B+ list mostly television comic actor who is ending a long network television run and working on his own thing now more regularly talks a good game but loves men. The thing is he is so scared of doing anything that he has only been with one guy in the past five years and the rest of the time he settles for porn. He does a great job of fooling people into thinking he is straight.
This former A list tweener from a singing family was in town and didn't bother to see part of his family but his sister-in-law tracked him down at his hotel and made it clear that she would love to continue what they had started a long time ago. When he split with her she latched on to another member of the family.
This celebrity mom not named Kris Jenner is in talks with Vivid about selling a sex tape she made with her boyfriend. Well, not her boyfriend because he didn't want any part of it but a guy she is calling her boyfriend who just happens to be about half her age. With her breadwinner not making much money for mom she has turned to a way she thinks will make her lots. I don't know anyone who would want to see her naked or watch her having sex.
This B+ list singer who used to be a Disney tweener is trying to sell her place. While she is out of town her sometime boyfriend has been using her place sometimes to party and was found in bed by a realtor showing the place to some buyers. The sometime boyfriend was naked and passed out with another woman also naked.
This A list singer is married again. Multiple marriages and one of them was to an A lister. Anyway, our singer was at a doctor's appointment with his wife who is probably pregnant because this guy has tons of kids and our singer kept getting up to go to the bathroom and must have done this five or six times during the 45 minutes he was at the doctor. His coke habit is getting out of control.
This A list British actress who is going to have a tough time fitting into corsets for awhile says that when she dated this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who will have a big 2015 that he cheated on her with the British actress who always seems to cheat. He told her it was because he felt insecure she made so much more than him.
Apparently almost a decade is not long enough for this former A+ list Disney tweener who is now on a show that people may or may not watch to get over her feud with this celebrity offspring turned reality star who is with the ex of the former A lister. I have never heard such language from the former A lister who ran into the celebrity offspring in the parking garage at Barney's and yelled at her and called her some choice words before deciding to bypass several elevators to make sure she did not run into the offspring again.
Pretty crappy Christmas for this B+ list mostly television actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee but best known for her pay cable role. Anyway, she just found out her actor husband had sex with a former co-star. The former co-star seems to have sex with everyone. Then, when she runs into a cash crisis she calls the people up and asks them for money and if they don't pay then the tabloids find out. Our actor didn't want to pay so told his wife.
This B- list mostly television actress who will have nothing when her network show ends filming this season has no problems being the other woman and dumped her boyfriend to be the other woman. The actress says it is how she has achieved the success she has reached so far.
August 1, 2014
This foreign born A list comedian who is a sometime B list mostly movie actor was dumped by his girlfriend after she caught him in bed with two women one night. He said he couldn't help it and that she should expect it with him.
Russell Brand/Jemima Khan
August 1, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actress who still has A list name recognition despite not doing much in the way of consistent acting over the past decade says there was a point she was homeless because she lost all of her money after her then boyfriend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor convinced her to invest her money in a company that went bankrupt. When she complained to the boyfriend he dumped her.
Winona Ryder/Matt Damon
This former A list "singer" turned reality star turned failing celebrity with A list name recognition refuses to buy any presents for her child. She got them all for free in exchange for photos. She has lots of money but wanted to feel like a star again.
This B list mostly movie actress is about to drop to C because no one wants to hire her. No matter how much publicity she tries to create for herself through relationships, she can't get a job after that franchise. Now she is even making up parts of her biography just so she can get more print about herself. It goes against everything that she has said before but the tabloids just eat up whatever she spoons to them.
I didn't even know they knew each other, but there was this A list mostly television actor with A++ list name recognition sharing a hot tub and crack pipe with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Seems they share a love of porn stars who were also in the hot tub.
August 1, 2014
It is pretty tough to make a name for yourself as an actor or move up to B list when your B+ list celebrity wife insists you only take acting jobs within 50 miles of your house and that only film during daylight hours. Talk about controlling and jealous. I guess when you have all the money though and a rock solid pre-nup, your partner falls in line.
Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes
This Victoria's Secret model with the A+ list bff is set to have a new boyfriend you have never seen or heard of but somehow the two are going to be photographed sharing an intimate tropical vacation in the next few weeks with stories about their amazing love released at the same time.
This B list actress who alternates between television and movies is recently married to a man with A+ list last name recognition. She knows about his one public affair and another that has not been in the media, but there are four or five others that he is desperately trying to make sure don't come to light. The last thing he needs is another high profile divorce.
The Teen Mom that seems to never leave this space has been trying to get a friend of hers to come forward because the friend hooked up with her ex. The friend though is unwilling and our Teen Mom is just hinting at it but won't say anything because of what her ex will say about her.
August 1, 2014
This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and keeps himself in the spotlight with his actions and photos had sex the other night with this A- list singer who had her friend stand outside the bedroom the entire time to make sure no one came in because there were no locks on the bedroom door.
James Franco/Lana Del Rey
Nothing like being cheated on right before the holidays. This former A list tweener who loves that her show was canceled so she can be the solo star she has always wanted to be was cheated on by her B list celebrity/performer boyfriend who had sex with a woman he met at a party in the car he was provided. Driver waited outside. The celebrity/performer says he never lets hookups go back to his place or hotel until they get dirty for him. Apparently she was not dirty enough for him because after the deed she got out and he left.
Why yes, that was this A list mostly movie actress with a tiny remote control in her hand she kept pressing the other night. Her B list celebrity/musician boyfriend was the recipient of the button pushing. Apparently he had a vibrator inserted in his body. He loves that kind of thing.
This former A list mostly television actress who has made some fairly blah movies the past two decades is finally getting some critical praise and it has turned her into a huge pain. Always a diva who never let it show, our actress is letting out her diva everywhere and has been such a pain that even her boyfriend has stayed away.
August 1, 2014
This foreign born married old former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and a permanent A lister has two Russian teenagers who he calls his nurses but are employed by the actor to perform functions that are decidedly not nurse like.
Sean Connery
