November 30, 2007
I am happy to report that our B list actress who is always getting played by her celebutude boyfriend has been getting even. Over the past two weeks, she has been rogered roundly at least on three different nights by a certain gentleman who has been in a film, but is known for much more.
Jessica Alba/50 Cent
November 9, 2007
This B list singer/actress loved by teens was all smiles and giggles when taking photos with a bigger singer/actress, but stabbed her in the back repeatedly when talking to anyone who would listen. Our backstabber used the words fake, not talented, ugly as hell, and w**re to describe the other singer/actress.
Mandy Moore/Jessica Simpson ( They still don't like each other)
December 26, 2013
Apparently this B list mostly movie actor who would have been a mostly television actor two years ago really has issues with commitment. Not that long ago he started cheating all the time and bailed on a B list mostly television actress from a hit show when she got serious. Right now he is saying all the right things about his maybe soon to be nominated for an Oscar actress girlfriend but things have got really serious and our actor has been spotted at strip clubs more frequently getting special VIP lap dances with his choice of ending.
Nicholas Hoult/Victoria Justice/Jennifer Lawrence(none of the relationships worked out but he does have an I Made It Rain t-shirt so not all is lost)
January 27, 2014
This way under age reality show daughter was wasted out of her mind this weekend at a party. She was spotted doing lines of Molly and multiple Jello shots. I mean she was sloppy drunk and the guy with her took advantage and was pawing her and groping her and she didn't care.
Kylie Jenner
January 23, 2014
Two fashion photographers located in Europe were asked to shoot this A+ list reality star nude. They agreed until they discovered that credit was supposed to be given to her celebrity boyfriend who would claim the photos as his own. So, when the inevitable “art” photos are released in the next few weeks you will know they weren't taken by the celebrity.
Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
January 9, 2014
This B list celebrity/talk show host/reality star hasn't had sex with her husband since she gave birth many months ago. She says now they have a baby he is just going to have to get used to that.
Tamar Braxton
January 9, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor caused a big fight backstage at an awards show this past week. He took the lead in accepting an award and the other people in the cast were not happy and told the actor he needed to check his ego. There was actual pushing and shoving and if they win another award it will be fun to see what happens.
Bradley Cooper
July 15, 2014
This B+ list mostly television actress who seems to go from one network show to the next every few years has split from her celebrity husband. The couple, who have been married for a very long time split after she caught him cheating for the umpteenth time.
Angie Harmon/Jason Sehorn (This would have been much better to post they day they announced their split and how they have not been a couple in awhile)
July 12, 2014
This relationship is just getting more child like. The B+ list mostly movie actress/former tweener had a nude sex scene written into her new movie just to make her ex jealous.
Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
July 12, 2014
This A list singer and former A list tweener actress won't go public with her new relationship despite him wanting it because she has also been having sex with her B list mostly movie actor ex which she wants to keep quiet because of the boyfriend.
The guy broke up with Miley Cyrus when he found out she was having sex with Liam Hemsworth and she was still having sex until two days before he went to Australia so look out Patrick.
July 12, 2014
The ex of this A list diva/actress/singer has been trying to hook up with this newly Emmy nominated actress. He does have a type.
Casper Smart/Laverne Cox
July 11, 2014
This normally very reserved A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee surprised everyone on set yesterday when an actor said he wanted some more makeup on his chest and our actress said she would like some too and lowered her dress revealing her bare breasts and got everyone laughing.
Anne Hathaway
July 11, 2014
This A list female host of a network reality show hits on her female co-star almost every chance she gets but has been rejected every single time. The boyfriend of the co-host said yes though when he was hit on.
Mel B/Heidi Klum
July 9, 2014
This B list actress who is on OITNB was spotted buying drugs from a guy on the streets of NYC. When you are buying openly like that, it won't be long before you get busted.
Taryn Manning
July 1, 2014
This former Disney tweener was reportedly in tears over the weekend because the executive she was having sex with to get the dream gig on national television she wanted was fired and the current regime doesn't want to hire her.
Adrienne Bailon
What almost A-list actor/heartthrob had his PR people put out a half-assed statement saying he's not gay, though there is plenty of evidence to suggest otherwise? Maybe he's afraid of being outed by you-know-what..
Which C-list actors/brothers currently on a scripted MTV show are both openly gay (not publicly yet) and have been seen in the company of that notorious producer/director who loves to have threesomes with them? I know, gross..
What B-list former tweener who is starring on a cable sitcom next year, chastised her PR people for trying to set her up with her openly gay (although not publicly yet) male costar from the show, because she still has feelings for her husband and is thinking about calling off her divorce.
February 25, 2014
This B list mostly television actress who was A list back in the day despite the show she is on now being way bigger claims to be a vegan and preaches it to anyone who will listen but the crew on her show say she has her assistant get her burgers at least twice a week.
Mayim Bialik
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#1 - "If you ever decide to get naked, let me know and I will give you a great role." This A- list mostly television actress/writer/producer on a hit pay cable show talking to this former Tweener turned bad singer and mediocre actress with a drug and love life problem.
#2 - This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor from way back in the day always seems like a loving family man. He is, except when he finds himself spotted by women young enough to be his granddaughter who don't mind his fake teeth and cigarette breath as he tries to get them drunk on gin and then performs badly in a hotel room he gets them for the night after he stays 20 minutes.
#3 - This married A list mostly movie actress who really got her fame from that iconic pay cable role that still keeps giving said she finally corrected an issue that has been plaguing her self-esteem for years. She says her breasts have never been the same size and she finally got something done about it and has never been happier.
#4 - The momager of this former A list mostly television actress turned B list movie actress turned back to television because no one will hire me stuck like glue to her daughter's side at a party the other day swarming with managers. She wouldn't let her talk to anyone and dragged her out after 20 minutes.
February 20, 2014
This youngest reality daughter in an A list reality family doesn't do anything all day but smoke pot, take selfies and get naked online with her boyfriend. If he tries to distribute the images he has recorded he will go to jail though. She isn't 18.
Kylie Jenner
February 17, 2014
They might have spent Valentine's Day together but this B list mostly television actress on a fairly hit network show should ask her B list celebrity boyfriend what he was doing the night before. He and this other celebrity from the same region of the world took some strippers back to a hotel. The strippers said there wasn't a condom in sight but lots of sex as the pair of celebs swapped strippers throughout the night.
Hayden Panettiere/Vladimir Klitschko
February 8, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor was busted again by his wife for cheating. He just can't say no when he is surrounded by women. With his wife out of town he went for it and thought he was going to get away with it but one of the women left behind something that was very tough to explain.
Ben Affleck
What couple who are probably going to split up next year spent a rare evening together with their kid... with reality TV cameras filming the whole thing?
What "couple", consisting of an A-list former tweener and closeted (for now) celeb spawn are still together because he likes it when she does a little trick in the bed?
Used to getting his way with money this former A+ list rapper who still works hard but I think his kids are making him deliver less output. Oh, that and he hates his label. Anyway he was at a party the other night and was being rude to a waitress and kept saying he wanted to see her breasts. When she refused he started throwing money at her and saying the nastiest things but she refused to comply and he finally left all the money on the floor while other people picked it up and he used some vile names for the waitress. Not a big fan of gender equality this guy.
What aging R&B legend who has had several run-ins with the law pulled the "don't who know who I am" card recently while shopping for Christmas presents?
What A++ list musician couple had to leave that A++ list songstress' party early a few nights ago because hubby was annoyed that he and his wife were the only black people there?
What B-list mostly TV actress who pretends she has a boyfriend was spotted in Dubai under the guise of a legitimate gig, but she was really whoring herself out to rich men for a price?
There is some question about whether the girlfriend of this long time A list singer with one name is a man or a woman.
What A-list (for now) female rapper is still sore about getting snubbed for a Grammy nomination that she's pulling the racism card? Oh brother...
Which foreign born, openly gay singer was bragging to a couple of his friends about the time that now A+ list actor gave him good head to get a job as a dancer in one of his music videos?
What TV-turned-movie actress' PR people are scratching their heads as why she's constantly asking them to put out more stories about her having a baby, because they know she can't stand kids?
Apparently our favorite Teen Mom wanted it on record that she was having sex with her soon to be ex-husband so he thinks that he could be the father of any baby that she has. At least he can pay child support unlike her drug addict boyfriend who could also be the dad.
This B list mostly television actress who films her show in a place other than LA, NYC or Canada and has always filmed her shows in different cities has an interesting love life going on right now. She told two different guys she was exclusive with them but keeps having sex with the ex she flew in from California.
February 6, 2014
This former A list singer/celebrity has had a rough couple of years but hasn't lost her diva attitude. At a charity concert, the former A lister made demand after demand and refused to speak to other performers or people. Her demands on her rider cost thousands of dollars and eliminated a huge chunk of potential profit for the charity.
Lauryn Hill
#1 - This A+ list mostly movie actor who is apparently going back to a franchise and his wife were eating at one of their favorite places and noticed the place was going to be closed two days later so they could serve free meals to underprivileged families and the meals were going to be straight from the menu. A real experience just like any other customer would have. Our actor arranged for gift cards and presents for the families that would be there and also gave $250 to each employee of the place who had been planning on working for free that day as their way of contributing.
#2 - This permanent A list singer who has been rocking for decades before also taking a shot at reality television and now going back ponied up $500K of his money to pay the rent for a year for a rehab facility and another place that houses AA meetings 24/7.
#3 - This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit new network show gave up her limo so a soldier and his wife and three kids could get out of the rain. They had been unable to get a cab and our actress gave them their limo and then walked for almost a mile in the rain to get where she was going.
February 5, 2014
This A list singer/celebrity better watch out because his latest conquest is selling her story as a guy who is juicing so much that he can't even come close to performing and is way more interested in doing anything but having sex but talks about it all the time.
Justin Bieber
February 5, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor had no issues sleeping with a model the other night despite he being in a relationship and her celebrity boyfriend texting her all night because he is going through withdrawals.
Leonardo DiCaprio/Nina Agdal/Max George
February 4, 2014
This B list reality star from a hugely popular network reality show made it perfectly clear over the weekend to this married executive that she was willing to work something out so the two of them could be together. She has no problems with any married guys. The fact that she had her hand on his crotch for most of the night proves that.
Karina Smirnoff
This reality star who is only a reality star because of the former A list tweener she married was berating him at the mall the other day and kept sticking her finger in his chest. The guy just looked like a beaten man.
This former B+ list celebrity turned mogul turned reality star turned celebrity again is pregnant but has been boozing it up almost every night. She says it keeps her thin during pregnancy and she has done it in all of her pregnancies.
The creepy dad of the day award goes to this married former B list mostly movie actor from an acting family who was apparently trying to see the best friend of his daughter naked while they were having a mini-fashion show at the actor's house. The best friend is legal, but it is so creepy especially considering his daughter was also changing in and out of clothes.
The wife of this A+ list talk show host spent a week in a mental hospital this past summer after her husband was caught by a caretaker of their vacation home having sex with a woman in the marital bed. He had promised that he had stopped cheating except for his regular hookup.
This A+ list mostly movie actor made excuses the other day so he would not have to be seen with his former boss who he has worked for multiple times. Our actor doesn't like any negative publicity anywhere near him and the actor knew that his boss wanted photos with the actor and the former boss has had a really bad publicity week.
This A- list female singer says that she used to be bisexual but it was a phase and that she only likes guys. So, she has been wandering around with a boyfriend that she never kisses or even holds hands with in public but had no problems with doing all of those things with a woman the other night and the crowd around them was definitely given a show.
The celebrity girlfriend of this foreign born A list mogul/reality star is in love with his money so much that she has not seen her oldest child in almost a year.
When the new husband has had sex with his son-in-law many times and the new wife doesn't know about it things are really strange. The son-in-law is a C list actor turned B list celebrity/reality star who is much more known for who he is married to.
This Real Housewife without her city on any longer has been trying to stay in the press talking about her family and how everything is great but her husband has been shacking up with someone ten years younger and much cheaper.
This former B list mostly television actress turned full-time Goopster has been calling every person she knows and her actor husband knows to try and replace the host of this Bravo staple.
This former NBA player who was also a reality star on multiple reality shows is earning a lot of money by pimping out some of the women he uses drugs with.
February 3, 2014
This former A list reality star who has crashed and burned down to a D list reality star and punchline to jokes was at a party with this former A list mostly television actress who now does television and reality hosting. The reality star kept trying to take photos with the actress and putting his arm around her and hugging her and embarrassing the hell out of everyone. When our actress tried to get away from him he called her a b**ch.
Jon Gosselin/Alyssa Milano
This actor is probably A-/B+. He was A+ at one point but it was strictly franchise related. He has not made the most of his opportunities post franchise. He is foreign born. He is also being played for a fool by his new girlfriend. She has somehow convinced the actor to buy a new home and put her on the title even though she won't be contributing any money to the place. Friends of the actor are worried because she has been cutting him off from those close to him and he has radically changed from a booze and bar kind of guy to a hard drug and night club kind of guy who has his girlfriend glue to his side at all times. He does everything she tells him from what to wear or not to wear and how he should look each day. His ex, who is also an actress has tried to intervene but she is going through issues of her own and some very very big decisions she needs to make in the near future. Friends of the actor are convinced he is going to wake up in a few months and realize he has no money left and a wife who will slowly kill him off.
February 2, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who might not even be A list any longer despite starring in several of the top ten grossing films of all time has a new girlfriend. She wants to get married to the actor. She spent all of last year convinced one rich business man was going to marry her and gave him a new threesome almost every night and has pulled out the same tricks for our actor. She doesn't even want him to see his child and just focus on her so she can get a ring as quickly as possible.
Orlando Bloom
March 30, 2014
This mid-teen tweener from a Disney show, who has been in this spot before was at her worst behavior again last night. She refused to talk to fans or pose for photos and was the biggest pain in the butt the entire night to almost everyone. She is going to have a tough time finding work when her show ends.
G. Hannelius
March 30, 2014
This almost A list mostly movie actress, who was a little higher before a bad recent movie decision has been cheating on her B+list mostly movie actor boyfriend every chance she gets. She even makes the boyfriend watch her place and other things while she is out of town cheating on him.
Amanda Seyfried
it kills me when this married foreign born B- list mostly movie actor who may make it to A by the middle of next year acts like he is some kind of prude when he has sex with about any woman that crosses his path. Give him an hour and he will cheat on his wife.
This foreign born very good looking B+/A- list mostly movie actor is doing something not on television or movies right now. The one thing he is doing is having a fling with a college student that is serious enough that his long suffering wife has told him to not come home.
This A list model is canceling most of her modeling commitments because she is apparently pregnant which she has not told her boyfriend. I guess business first?
This barely A+ list mostly movie actor only let his actress wife attend a premiere with him after the actor learned that the co-star he had a fling with on the set would not be able to make it. He's not sure if his wife knows about this one but she knows about a lot of them.
This celebrity offspring of horrible celebrity parents that have spawned a more famous celebrity is earning big bucks with men because she apparently can play really young. She throws on a blonde wig and even has a set of snap on braces.
I'm not sure why this reality star turned A-/B+ list singer stays with her kind of a celebrity husband. He was overheard the other night telling a friend that his wife isn't leaving him any choice but to cheat because she is too heavy for him.
This B- list celebrity who used to be a model and became famous because of someone she was with not that long ago in the past says she was dumped by this actor turned talk show host/reality host after they hooked up a few times. Apparently they are not even working together any longer.
Somehow this aging former A+ list mostly movie actor who can't beg for work right now because of things he has done in the recent past managed to convince this model/C list actress with the impossible last name but really famous body and face who had a big year to sleep with him because she is convinced he will get her parts. This is apparently not a one time thing but I don't know what he is going to do with his pair of Eastern European porn stars who also live on the property.
I have heard of sex at awards shows but at this recent foreign awards show this former A+ list singer who is a celebrity offspring and was married to an actress and they produced their own celebrity offspring had a threesome. It just seems really fitting that he did. It is probably not the first time. Please do not guess Robin Thicke because in no way shape or form was he or hopefully will ever be A+ list. Think someone cool.
This Academy Award nominee/winner actor who is B list with the unusual first name had an award bestowed on him recently. His past directors and co-stars showed up but not his current director. Reason? They hate each other. Apparently there was some bad blood about a woman on set.
March 26, 2014
This C+ list actress turned to acting after a career as an A list entertainer(athlete). She and her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend are having issues. Might have something to do with the fact he cheats on her every week and is not shy about sharing photos and movies she made for him with his friends.
Gina Carano/Henry Cavill
This A list mostly television actress is on a very hit network show. People are obsessed with this show. Our actress though always finds time to help out those in need and especially one group of which she is fond. The fact that she supports this group is public knowledge. What she prefers to keep quiet though is that she sets aside almost a quarter of her earnings for a scholarship fund she created for the members of this group. They have no ides she started it or funded it and she came up with the name of a fake corporation that is supposedly funding the scholarships. It is all her. With her current salary and a match by her boss the two of them are able to send about ten kids to college full-time and pay for their room and board and books too. Within the next year they are hoping to expand the program to be able to send every child who goes through the program to school. This is a multi-million dollar a year commitment from our actress and her boss.
March 21, 2014
This B list entertainer(athlete) with a more famous wife has been told by his employers that certain family members will not be allowed to visit him at his work place unless some requirements are met first. Apparently a visit from those family members could potentially be harmful to his fellow employees and their families.
Jay Cutler/kids not vaccinated
March 15, 2014
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who will drop quickly if he keeps making movies just for paychecks with questionable actors was sitting in the bar at the Beverly Wilshire and got so drunk that he had to stagger over to one of the chairs in the bar. It didn't stop him from making out with two different women he kept buying drinks for who both tried to sit on his lap in the small chair.
Ben Affleck
March 14, 2014
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show hasn't been seen with her boyfriend in a bit. He has been recovering from the glass she threw at his head which gave him a nasty gash and required stitches. He still loves her though.
Emma Roberts/Evan Peters
This closeted bisexual A+ list mostly movie actor was walking the streets openly over the weekend with his sometime male lover. That is a first.
She has not exactly been hiding but there have been no red carpet appearances and no place where anyone can ask her a question because this A list Academy Award winner/nominee knows that an e-mail discussing how she had sex with two acting brothers is going to come out any day now.
This A- list movie/television actress who has had hits in both mocked her B+ list television co-star for appearing on a game show and said she would never do something like that and considers it beneath her. Yeah, and that is why no one ever wants to work with her more than once.
This former A list tweener turned failed singer and struggling B list mostly movie actress was forced to sleep with an executive at a record label to get a new deal, that is how far her star has fallen at least musically.
This C list celebrity offspring of two permanent A listers in completely different fields is back on coke in a big way which has led to a huge weight loss and making her breast implants (which she said she didn't have done) look monstrous. She has so many issues and her parents do a lot of enabling.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is probably an A now, but only in certain circumstances. Acting family and very well liked he has a problem with condoms. He is currently shuttling between promoting a new movie and taking two different women to doctor appointments because they are pregnant. He is working on a handful of kids now all from different moms. One of the two this time is still in her teens.
British authorities are planning on detaining and arresting this former A+ list female singer from a storied musical family if she attends the wedding of this permanent A+ list singer. There have been repeated complaints about the way she has treated employees and subjected them to abuse, two of which hold British citizenship.
This reality star who turned mogul turned host turned back to reality star is working about a quarter the amount of time the rest of her cast mates are working but getting paid about ten times their salary. If anyone complains she holds up her cell phone and says one call and you will be fired. The power has gone to her head like no other celebrity I have seen in a long time. This is going to end in a fiery explosion of blame and hatred. Just hope they get it on film.
This B list reality star from that MTV cable franchise who has been in this space so many times as of late that I am losing count threw a family oriented party recently but spent most of her day crushing up pills and snorting them and only took one set of photos for ten minutes.
He might be near death but apparently the husband of this foreign born permanent A list singer has a string of Filipino nurses he has sexually harassed. His wife just keeps writing checks though and replaces them with new ones. I have never understood this relationship.
Apparently customer service is not the strong point for this A+ list celebrity. Although she showed up at her store last week she refused to talk to or let customers take photos of her.
March 13, 2014
This B+ list rapper who is more known for his hard to type name rather than his music sent his gorgeous celebrity offspring home the other night so he could hook up with some stripper he met at a party. According to the stripper the rapper was texting his girlfriend while he was being serviced. Well, at least he likes to keep in touch.
A$AP Rocky/Chanel Iman
This celebrity used to make millions of dollars per year. She was married and had kids and it seemed to be the perfect little family. Looks can be deceiving. The man in the relationship is a celebrity. He is or was A+ list in his little corner of the entertainment world and still commands A list name recognition in his world. In her world she was also A+ list and had just as many fans. Probably way more to be honest. He cheated a lot. She did drugs a lot. Both of their careers started to nose dive but hers much faster and deeper. The drugs just consumed her and the relationship turned nasty and abusive on both their parts. He divorced her and she kept doing more drugs. She lost custody and is not even allowed to see her kids because of the drugs. She became a dealer for a bike gang and when she was short she would make up her difference by having sex with the bikers. Her drug usage increased and she needed to make more money. She started offering herself as a monthly sugarbaby type escort which paid the bills for awhile but as her drug use increased even more, wealthier men did not want to be dragged into her drugs and bike gang drama. She then moved to a pay by the hour type woman and that has now led her to using her huge e-mail list and offering 15 minute specials to customers for as low as $100.
March 11, 2014
All that cash that this A list R&B singer used to keep around his homes has all been taken by his now ex-girlfriend. She has been lugging around suitcases filled with cash. One of her friends says it is well over $1M she accumulated.
Karrueche Tran/Chris Brown
March 10, 2014
This A list rapper took photos the other night of this B+ list rapper and sent them to the B+ list rapper's B+list mostly television actress from a hit network show's cell phone. Apparently the A lister thinks he can get the actress for himself if he shows that the B+lister was cheating with some naked women.
Rick Ross/Big Sean/Naya Rivera
March 10, 2014
I know this B list mostly television actress on a middling hit network show is always prattling on about her celebrity boyfriend but he has been seen a lot in the past few weeks with a model from his home country and I don't think he is ready to settle down yet. Maybe she lets him? He is not really being shy about it either.
Hayden Panettiere (and then suddenly she gets pregnant)
This A+ list mostly movie actor was forced to pay double the going rate and pass over a $5K tip to get the suite he wanted at a hotel this past week. He didn't care but apparently his wife cared about what room they were staying in and the actor said it was worth any amount of money to not listen to the complaining.
Interesting that this B list celebrity/model pulled out the credit card of this A+ list female singer while out on a shopping spree this past week and her own card was declined.
This actress used to be almost A list. Maybe even A list. Lots of famous significant others. Very well preserved. In something more appropriate for night, the aging actress was telling people about her new breast lift and unbuttoned a button or two of her top and opened her bra at the table to show her luncheon companions the new work.
This network reality star turned singer turned actress turned network reality star again had sex with this A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show and then confessed to his girlfriend. The couple broke up and the next thing you know the guy is dumped by the reality star and his former girlfriend was having sex with a network reality star of her own. Family makes things happen.
Last week this RH-ATL barely hanging on to her part got into a fight with this former B- list mostly television actress who was on the show of the 80's as a child star so was presumably safe back then. Anyway, the former child star is now the go to woman for the guy who was taking care of the RH-ATL star.
This former B list mostly movie actor who is more famous for the person he was married to which keeps him higher on the list has been banned from a restaurant for six months after being busted doing coke in the restroom. Apparently he did not go quietly.
What former Disney tweener/boybander was seen getting very handsy with that almost A-list heartthrob at Taylor Swift's birthday party? The former tweener's beard was waiting in a car outside most of the time until he exited the party when they posed for some staged paparazzi shots making it look like she was at the party (she wasn't). I'm predicting the tweener and the heartthrob will go public as a couple next year.
What A++ songstress is doing everything she can to stop a possible TV biopic of her former group being put together by her estranged parent? So far she's hit a roadblock, and she put an ultimatum to the network, either she and her former bandmates play themselves or no movie.
March 6, 2014
This A list diva who does a little bit of everything and none of it very well does seem to have her boyfriend right where she wants him. Photos for the paps looking happy and then she always sends him on his way in a separate car from the one she is in. Apparently she has also been spending a lot of alone time with a producer on that television show she works on.
Jennifer Lopez/Casper Smart (This would have been way more interesting if I revealed it right after they split. I hate when one slips through the cracks)
This B+ list country singer who got her start on reality television and has had a really good career since recently shocked fans who were waiting to meet the singer after a show and lined up by her bus. Our singer was obviously having sex and having it very loudly. When she emerged from the bus she looked as if nothing had happened but the guy who also left the bus who was not her husband was beet red with embarrassment.
March 5, 2014
This B list reality star from an A list network reality show has been hospitalized twice while taking a product but continues to keep taking it because they pay her a lot of money to endorse it and she needs the money.
Karina Smirnoff
This former B+ list talk show co-host lost her job that out her in the public eye everyday and her reality show crashed and burned so she is hitting the casting couch hard and says that her boyfriend understands it is just business. Uh huh.
March 1, 2014
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a now departed hit network show thought she struck pay dirt with her new guy. He likes her but he LOVES the porn star who looks just like our actress. Our actress should be careful because he is going condom free with a porn star and then doing the same with our actress.
Jaime Pressly
This former A list mostly television actress from one of the more popular teen nighttime dramas of all-time has always lived off the fame from that show. She has always had one friend from that show but that friendship has been really tested after her friend wanted our actress to sleep with the husband of the friend or at least pretend to so there could be some buzz. Our actress said no and some other very choice words.
March 1, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor is having sex with one of the nannies of this A list mostly movie actress. Both are Academy Award winners/nominees. It figures he would be having sex with the nanny since he was the one who arranged to hire her. He was trying to be helpful.
Sean Penn
This C list foreign born mostly movie actress spent almost a decade dating this network reality star who has been in the news a lot the past week. She is writing a book about her life and spends about 75 pages documenting the hundred times she caught him cheating on her before dumping her when he became famous.
April 30, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who rarely acts any longer despite his young age and A list name recognition was spotted this week getting drunk. Not a good sign for the actor who has quietly been to rehab multiple times.
Macaulay Culkin
Back in the day this A list political figure had sex with Audrey Hepburn when she was doing work for the UN and he thought he was the king of the world. To relive his glory days he has been making his B+ list reality host from an A+ list cable reality franchise that you can watch and not feel slimy watching wear her hair up. He wants her to cut it but she is refusing. She never wears her hair up and is suddenly doing it almost every day for him. She must be getting a lot of money.
April 26, 2014
This A list reality star from an A list reality show is so messed up on drugs right now that she only gets out of bed for her daily pap photos. She is a mess. Like world class.
Khloe Kardashian
This one-half of a brother duo musical group who have seen better days but still have a last name that makes people remember texts or calls his significant other every fifteen minutes he is awake without fail. At first his A list movie actress girlfriend thought it was cute but now it freaks her out. She usually only responds every couple of hours.
April 26, 2014
This A- list mostly movie actress should probably be B+. She is recently married and a mess. She had a meeting the other morning but stayed out the entire night before drinking with her ex-boyfriend. No, not the A+ lister, but the one before that. They were all over each other at a club the entire night.
Zoe Saldana
There they are performing on stage what seems like very night together but this probably one hit/album wonder with the unusual name has no idea that our favorite foreign born singer turned part-time actress has had sex with the boyfriend of the one hit/album wonder.
April 25, 2014
What soon-to-be B-list pop diva is posting under several online aliases in which she slams herself? *cue cuckoo clock sound effect*
Lady GaGa
