November 11, 2011
This former tween television actress on the Mickey Mouse network has been in this space before because she is passed around like candy between hip hop artists. Now though she has been passed to a Saudi prince who had a crush on her during her Mouse days and pays her a fortune to be with him.
Adrienne Bailon
July 31, 2014
Denise Richards had a steady thing going with this television actor turned pitchman with A list name recognition and looks. She couldn't get him to commit though so went for Charlie Sheen.
John Stamos
October 13, 2011
This former star, but not winning female recent American Idol contestant is currently sleeping with a married executive of her record company and a married president of a company she met two weeks ago. Apparently our singer does not have many as in no female friends at all. I wonder why.
Pia Toscano
July 31, 2014
You would almost think this was a setup, but apparently the tears looked real as this A list comedian who was an A list mostly television actor on a very hit network show berated his wife about her not picking up her shoes off the floor earlier in the day and our comedian tripping over them. He literally brought her to tears.
Jerry Seinfeld
August 12, 2011
What former Jersey Shore star offers private one on one parties for $5000 a night?
The Situation
July 31, 2014
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who used to also do something on the side and also did a lot of married people on the side is not being spoken to by this B+ list mostly movie actress who is filming with her. The B+ lister knows that the B lister slept with her now ex-husband while they were married and at least one boyfriend while they were together. The B+ lister is only shooting the movie because she could use a couple of bucks.
Sienna Miller/Uma Thurman
August 11, 2011
One of my favorite American Idol castoffs was at it again the other night. Running from red carpet to red carpet to earn a few bucks and stay in the spotlight, she did spend some time hitting on this becoming very popular very quickly B list movie actor who is definitely not a bad looking guy. When he told her he was gay and not interested, she told him it did not matter to her. She thought they could help each other out. Well, he did help out someone else a few years ago.
Katharine McPhee
July 30, 2014
This actress is almost A list. She has some qualities I don't really love, but she was in one of my top five favorite movies and will always love her for it and the way she played the role. So, she does have that going for her. She also was really great to some teens she ran into this week while promoting her new movie. She went way above and beyond. She had done some press and was walking out and there were people waiting outside the studio including three teens who were visiting. She posed for photos and signed autographs and it turns out the teens were staying at the same hotel as our actress. Our actress then arranged not only for their hotel room to be paid for by her but also had a spa day brought to their hotel room for the teens and the mom who was accompanying the teens. At the end of the spa day they also each received some new bags that our actress is the face for and bought them dinner at the hotel too. She never talked to them after that first meeting outside the studio, but she really made their trip special and that was a pretty cool thing to do.
Susan Lucci
August 9, 2011
This A list always movie actress says that she is crazy about her boyfriend. Loves him thinks he is the greatest. Her accolades are endless. Too bad they are not true. I think he might be surprised to know who she has been seeing other than him. More than one person. So, read all those articles and interviews with a wary eye.
Anne Hathaway (the great news for him is they ended up together and I'm sure she has been a model of fidelity since)
July 30, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress can't do anything about this A+ list mostly movie actor and his friendship with her actor husband, but you will notice she is never in the picture when the two guys hang out. Ever. She hates the A+ lister. Basically she hates everyone except one or two people.
Jennifer Garner/Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
August 5, 2011
Which Glee actress who does not think she has a coke problem is out of control with her coke problem. It will be interesting to see if she can make it through the season without rehab.
Naya Rivera
July 30, 2014
Thinking she was a pap or going to sell his photo or just being his usual jerk self, this barely hanging on to B list mostly movie actor who had one role where he played a jerk. One that was any good or noticeable but thinks he is the biggest star in the world went on a profanity laced tirade against the teen calling her a b**ch and other choice words. It was an awful rant against someone who had been a fan.
Jesse Eisenberg
June 10, 2011
This Real Housewife from the East is not only sleeping with one of the crew, he is also supplying her with prescription drugs that are not hers.
Sonja Morgan
July 7, 2014
One of the more popular shows of all-time had some behind the scenes drama which would not be allowed today. It just wouldn't happen because of the internet and TMZ and at least on television sets, the atmosphere is more business like. On movie sets, all of this still goes on. The show was #1 for lots of years. Sitcom. Really popular. The male star of the show got to be A+ list on television and has never dropped below a B. Not that great of an actor. His movies have for the most part done poorly. On the set of this show he was king though and he made it very clear to any woman who wanted a line on the show was going to have to sleep with him. He really got to like one of his co-stars and demanded more and more from her and when she finally stopped giving in to his sexual demands he had her fired and made it look like she quit. When she did leave, another actress on the show always put up with everything he did but since the show ended they have not spoken. Ever. Not a word because of the way he used her and the things he made her do. He acts like he is progressive but he was and still is a tool. He just doesn't have a platform any longer to be as rude as he once was.
Bill Cosby
June 9, 2011
This B- movie actress who has dated one of the biggest stars on the planet has started a new regimen that her shaman says will be good for her. What is it? Drinking blood from a combination of animals everyday. Craaaaazy. Of course she has always been a bit kooky.
Winona Ryder
This gorgeous C list celebrity offspring who thankful looks like her actress mother rather than her A list actor father is turning into quite the coke head. Almost every night she can be spotted at one of two clubs in town sitting in a VIP section and going through her dad's money while trading drinks paid for on dad's credit card for coke from guys.
This married B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show won't have that moniker much longer. She also might not have the married one much longer either if she doesn't start to hide her relationship with the director of a certain popular NYC show. She pretends she is seeing one perfectly safe person but is there to support the director and does a really good job of it after every performance.
July 30, 2014
She might have a significant other but it didn't stop this almost A list mostly television actress/singer from spending half the day in the trailer of this almost A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show. The other half of the day he spent in hers. By the end of the day people were yelling at the pair to get a room.
Lea Michele/Charlie Hunnam
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#1 - This B list mostly movie actress deserves to be a C lister but that ex-husband is going to keep her with A list name recognition for a long time. Anyway she was a guest on a talk show the other day and won't be back soon. The A list host hated the actress and the actress was a pain and rude to everyone and didn't want to participate in anything and despite having no career could not be bothered to answer any pre-interview questions.
#2 - This former A list singer when part of a group and now just permanent reality judge learned the hard way what happens when she is not with her A list celebrity boyfriend. He has fans and one of them showed up to his hotel suite last week. They had made plans to hook up but the girlfriend surprised her boyfriend by getting time off her show and the boyfriend never canceled with the hookup. The girlfriend acted like it doesn't even matter. She will let him do anything.
#3 - This B list country singer has a few hits and is trying to get noticed in all the wrong ways. She barely wears any clothes and backstage at the CMA Awards a few weeks ago had sex with the husband of this A list pop singer.
#4 - This foreign born A list model who is now also acting sees one guy. Just one. All the rest are women but she has a thing for this guy. She also can't work for a week after seeing him because of how badly he bruises her when they are together but she keeps going back.
July 30, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress is having her part reduced significantly in her new movie because her acting has been really awful. What was supposed to be a fairly major part for the actress trying to be known for more than just a relationship is turning into a tiny role with just a few lines. I don't know where that once promising actress went.
Katie Holmes
July 29, 2014
This actress has been in this space before. A few times. OK, more than a few, but never really for the reason she finds herself back in place now. At some point in the past decade she got addicted to the fame that came with her franchise movie role. She misses the mobs of fans that followed her because of that role. She misses the constant paps and the traveling all over the world promoting it. She is B list, but in a couple of more years as the role begins to fade she is going to drop. I don't think she is going to find a role that can keep her at B list beyond that. She knows this and is trying her best to find a boyfriend that can keep her in the spotlight. She is also doing anything she can to try and stay in the spotlight. A few years ago she latched on to a rich celebrity whose main claim to fame is that he once dated that awful former A+ list reality star. Since that time when he dumped her for someone he was cheating with she jumped into a rebound relationship that was a disaster. She thought they could become a power couple but all that happened is that she ended up spending a great deal of her money on one failed project after the other. She then started cheating on him with some producers in hopes of landing some higher profile movies. Nothing doing. She could get parts, but nothing that was big box office. Fast forward and she got sucked into the vortex of another reality family and thought the male portion of the family was someone who would make a nice boyfriend and keep her in the spotlight. He kept her around a week or two and then dumped her when he found his next week long project. Now she is growing more desperate and latched on to a B+ list mostly television actor and has been dragging him to places he normally doesn't go just so they can get papped together. When he thinks they are going for a quiet dinner she knows won't get them spotted she makes some calls and cuddles real close while the photos are snapped. She has been causing drama and doing all she can to get their relationship noticed. She adores the tabloid coverage and thinks this could be something to keep her in the public eye and make her more attractive in the eyes of producers. It is all calculated and when this guy dumps her, and he will, she will keep looking until she succeeds in her quest to be the most famous person from that franchise.
Nikki Reed/Paris Kasidokostas Latsis/Paul McDonald/Julianne and Derek Hough/Ian Somerhalder
July 29, 2014
This B list celebrity offspring/host was a big pain and a big diva this past weekend. She demanded three trailers so she could rotate depending on her mood. She also ordered thousands of dollars of food and drink that she never touched and complained when it started taking up too much space.
Kelly Osbourne
This former B+ list actress who has her hits and misses the past couple of decades might still best be known for her marriage to this A+ list mostly movie actor. In a recent documentary she was asked about their marriage but she would only discuss their sex life and not the marriage. She says that he still calls her asking her to do some special thing that only she could do.
April 12, 2011
This male Academy Award winner was known for his singing voice. What is not known to many is that to keep his career going and his voice, he had himself castrated. There are rumors that the castration was actually his way of preventing sexual urges he had for men which he thought was morally wrong.
Bing Crosby
January 5, 2007
What if you worked at Trashy Lingerie in LA and you had this Number One selling rock star come into the store? Someone who is solo now but was in the biggest band in the US very recently. You say, wow he must be here for his wife and isn’t that nice? Wow he is looking at some lingerie that is a little different, and a little larger. I thought his wife was smaller than that. Hmmm, well maybe he is getting it for a gag gift or something. Well usually they would only get one thing and now he has several. Is he going to a dressing room? Has he been here before? All the time, and it is all for himself, no matter how much he smiles and says it is for his tiny wife and no matter how many times the staff sees him in the dressing room trying it on.
Hint on December 22, 2013
He hasn't had a hit with his band in awhile. He finally got back with him after his solo career crashed and burned and then they hated each other again so they are on a break. For a guy who professes to be very religious he sure does have a lot of things hidden in the closet.
Scott Stapp
This just about A list mostly movie actress who has taken a turn in a franchise and in some really great movies and is a great actress who I think is incredibly fun says that one problem with dating her actor boyfriend is his actor best friend who freaks her the f**k out and scares her and who she refuses to be in the same house with if she is sleeping. Apparently he has all kinds of rituals and talks about things that would make you think he is living in a Preston and Child book.
July 22, 2014
This married former A list singer in a group who writes lots of Christian lyrics was cheating on his wife again last week with a groupie. He told the groupie that as long as they had protected sex it didn't count as cheating.Huh? She went through with it.
Scott Stapp
Reminiscent of the time that Pimpa Joe Simpson was playing matchmaker and then peacemaker between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, this celebrity dad has been trying to marry off his barely legal daughter to this former NFL quarterback and thinks they would be a great fit and even thinks they could have their own reality show and spread the word of the Lord. There is not a day that goes by that the dad does not call or text or send a photo of his daughter.
This pretty close to A list mostly movie actor is doing a lot of action movies right now and recently got married. He also recently helped his boyfriend move further away from the family home because the actor is really feeling the pressure. The boyfriend now lives in a place that can't be seen by paps. The wife is just happy cashing that paycheck every month and is set for life. Beats what she did for a living before.
It is pretty ballsy to party at your bachelor party with your boyfriend while pretending the woman you are going to marry is not your beard. I guess I expected more from this B list national talk show host. I wonder if his B list celebrity bride to be knows about all of this. It has been whirlwind.
While the whole world has been talking about Renee Zellweger and the work she had done, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner changed her look too and no one said a word. It is almost as dramatic.
It is one thing to not know who the father of your baby is, but quite another if you are an A list reality star and you will have to go on television and pretend to know who the dad is. Hey, at least she has it narrowed down to three.
July 29, 2014
I guess she is still a B list celebrity. It is her look more than anything that used to keep her in the spotlight, but her act is wearing thin. She thinks she is some kind of royalty though and at a party she hosted she held out her hand when introduced to people and would only smile if they kissed her hand. It was so strange. She even had a mini-throne she was seated in most of the day.
Pippa Middleton
I didn't even know these two people knew each other or ever even crossed paths. It turns out though that they do have one thing in common and that is female empowerment and the two of them started a foundation that helps teens in other countries. The particular goal of the foundation is to bribe tribal leaders with cash not to mutilate the genitals of female tribe members. Apparently cash gifts can work miracles in overcoming a centuries old tradition. The teens are then sent to a city to go to school and have a life away from their tribe. So far, the two women have saved about 200 teens from the practice. They each essentially have bottomless wallets to help as many as they are able but have issues getting someone to the tribes at the right times and making the payoffs and coordinating logistics. They are helping two or three people at a time and feel like they are doing great work considering they have only been doing it for about a year. The two women are A+ list but in entirely different fields. One is a singer and the other an actress. They both like to trow out that fake British accent from time to time.
July 29, 2014
This A list mogul who would really love to be classified on here as an A list singer or rapper or something requiring talent has a camera crew following him for a few months because he wants to release a movie about himself and is ticked off that no one has wanted to do so. His girlfriend is getting ticked off because even though it is a documentary if he doesn't like something she does or says but likes what he did or said, he makes her do it again. Many times. He is directing the film.
Sean Combs/Cassie
July 29, 2014
For a couple not seeing each other or dating this B+ list singer and A list rapper were doing a pretty good job of making it look otherwise as the couple were spotted putting back on clothes when someone opened the door to their vehicle too soon after arriving at a club the other night.
Christina Milian/Lil Wayne
July 29, 2014
The most obscene display of affection in the past few days included one of the regulars in this spot. You know the routine. Foreign born B list singer and part-time actress. One of our favorites was making out with her new boyfriend and openly getting her breasts fondled and viewed by the 20 or so people in the VIP area. She is not shy.
Rita Ora
This former Academy Award winner was asked to leave a restaurant the other night when he was caught smoking meth in the restroom. The guy who sold it to him was also asked to leave.
December 17, 2010
Money is obviously not a problem for this B list movie and television actor who has serious hair issues to go along with his bad attitude. He had so many parking tickets for one of his cars that he just walked away from the car rather than pay the accumulated $10,000 in fines on the car.
Jeremy Piven
November 19, 2010
This A list television comedic actor who has done lots of movies sweats so much while having sex that he has multiple layers of towels on his bed.
Alec Baldwin
November 19, 2010
This B+ list actress from a hit network medical drama had a boyfriend. They went out. It came time to have sex, and she made her boyfriend dress up like one of the male characters on her show.
Sandra Oh
The B list actress girlfriend of this hanging on to A list mostly movie actor understands that he will sleep with his co-star in his new movie in real life because they do so in the movie. Well, what about the co-star? Is she going to be willing? Our actor only works with people who will be method like him.
This B- list celebrity says he only has sex with this still A list supermodel/everything and had sex with this former A list mostly movie actress because they are famous. He says they are too old for him to really consider being with permanently. He also says he has naked photos of all the famous people he has had sex with and some sex ones too.
This former A list singer turned reality star turned crash and burn less famous sibling must have been a pretty bad girlfriend. Her actor ex-boyfriend was talking about her recent marriage and said he wished the guy the best but didn't give it much chance of succeeding unless the former A lister had given up drugs, stopped spending money, borrowing money from her dad every day, and complaining non-stop about how no one will give her an acting job. A miserable human being is how he put it.
Just because he is married with multiple kids and it is the holiday season doesn't mean this A+ list mostly movie actor who used to be married to an A list mostly movie actress can't have some fun on the side. Yes, that was him at a little B&B in the middle of nowhere on the east coast with a woman who is not his wife.
Which troubled producer who just avoided some jail time has a new problem on his hands? There's a sex tape floating around the black market where he does the horizontal mambo with one of his "discoveries", a foreign born almost A-list actor who was recently linked to an Oscar winner.
It is not just his constant partying that is keeping this foreign born mostly A list mostly movie actor from seeing his child recently. Apparently his model ex broke the news to him that the child is not his. Ruh oh. He had heard some rumors and she finally confessed.
This A- list model says that her former boyfriend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor is a very generous guy but they never had sex. For the year or so they went out she only used her hand or mouth on him because he couldn't perform any other way.
No matter how much this A list model turned one time actress in a popcorn flick has slept with other guys to get parts, she has had no luck in the past few years because the director who had sex with her won't let her get any work until her "boyfriend" agrees to shoot a movie for the director.
July 29, 2014
One of the reasons this A+list singer was eager to stay with her boyfriend is the cell phone he has that she uses. She is talking to some of her old friends and thinks the conversations are private. Not so.
Britney Spears
Here in the US tomorrow is Thanksgiving and I know many of you will be hitting the roads tonight to go visit friends or family or having people over. It is my favorite holiday of the year because it is all about food and family and being thankful for everything we have in our lives. Because I am thankful for all of you and know that you might need a break from the food and football and booze I will be here for you tomorrow blogging away. All weekend actually. I truly hope that your day and weekend is filled with love and bacon and lots of hugs. Oh, and wanted to let you know that comments will be available on mobile and tablets and iPad sometime in the next couple of days. It is a great platform that everyone seems to love so far and had to be modified to use WordPress comments and engineers are all working feverishly on it right now.
#1 - This foreign born A list singer (for now thanks to one hit and hopefully won't be a one hit wonder) bought dinner for an entire restaurant the other night. Yes, it was fast food, but it was crowded and it was In-N-Out so at least he also has class.
#2- This former A list musician who co-founded one of the most popular groups of all time even though he probably doesn't remember it and the fans probably don't remember half the shows hung out the other night outside a party and talked for three hours to fans about the group and answered literally hundreds of questions and rebuffed attempts by publicists to help him escape. The fans who were there will love this man forever for taking that much time with them.
#3 - This is kind of a mix for the last one. This country singer is A list in the country world. His wife is an A list not nice person and was rude everywhere she went the other night and rude to her husband too. In her wake her husband followed calming everyone and sharing smile and kind words and apologizing for his wife. He literally spent what should have been a great night for him doing nothing but apologizing.
July 28, 2014
This B list mostly movie actor is hiding money from his ex-wife. He has plenty of money but has given it to his new wife to keep the ex from getting her hands on it. I hope he trusts the new wife. She might just walk away with it if he gets out of hand.
Terrence Howard
July 28, 2014
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a now ended hit from an almost network was hitting on every rich guy she saw this weekend. Our actress has no money and is looking for someone for a quickie marriage. It really reeked of desperation.
Kelly Rutherford
July 28, 2014
This A list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show got out of the way when his B list mostly movie actress girlfriend went toe to toe screaming and finger pointing at the actor's actress ex-girlfriend and was talking smack about her. Of course that smack came from the actor and wasn't even close to being true.
Ian Somerhalder/Nikki Reed/Nina Dobrev
This C list celebrity with the A+ list husband went from spending $2500 a month on clothes at her favorite store to $75K a month as soon as she got married. The things you can earn to keep a secret.
September 14, 2010
I guess this very attractive movie actress is B list but only because of the movies she has been in and not for any real acting talent. Kind of lucky. Actually really lucky. Anyway, she was at Fashion Week and told everyone she was going to hide in an office and have a quick smoke before taking her seat. Well, one of the members of the designer's team went looking for our actress and walked in on her just standing there doing nothing. Then the worker's eyes noticed someone else was in the room and saw it was a guy who was definitely not our actress' rumored celebrity boyfriend. Not a big deal really. Perfectly innocent except the guy was pulling up his jeans.
Ashley Greene
August 25, 2010
You know what is sad? That we have lists for reality stars. They should all be D. Unfortunately they are not though. This B-/C+ reality star and sometime actress has always thought she was better than the reality world. At this point she would probably settle for a steady paycheck from a reality show. What she should not be doing is making the one company that is paying her a decent wage to endorse their products mad. Our reality star shows up late, bad mouths the company, gets drunk at meetings, has no showed for corporate events and will never go anywhere for them unless she is paid. When they don't renew her contract she will be sorry.
Audrina Patridge
The boyfriend of this former A+ list singer turned A- at this point has dumped her because she told him a completely different story about her past than she has been telling the world and which could cause her big trouble down the road.
The cast of this Broadway show are shocked that the lead actress in the show who is also a B+ list mostly movie actress is able to perform each night at the level she does considering the amount of booze she drinks at night and up to four hours before the show starts. The thing they are not shocked about is her temper in the mornings. Wow. Don't talk to her until after the show and she has her first drink.
Behind the scenes this former A+ list celebrity and reality star who everyone hated and is now a B lister with A+ list name recognition has been trying to have a baby. Apparently she has multiple STD's and some other past health issues which are keeping her from having a baby naturally so she wants to use a surrogate. I can't think of a good way for this to end.
This B list movie director knows a thing or two about scandal and publicity and she was ticked off that the start of her latest movie came to an event with his wife rather than alone as planned or at least with his co-star. She tired to fix the boring on the film, but needs some help and she doesn't think he is helping.
Everyone's favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress is back. This time she managed to hook a gig by doing what she loves most, a threesome. She hooked up with this married B list mostly television actor from a show that will thankfully end soon and his wife. Apparently he did a lot more watching than interacting.
This B+ list singer/part-time reality star who has a new hit song out might be surprised to learn that her mom has hooked up with the B+ lister's boyfriend. It isn't the first time that mom has inspected the goods of various boyfriends of the B+ lister.
A big fight the other day between two A+ listers. It seems that two if their very young children have taken up smoking and the female A+ lister is encouraging it which the male A+ lister is ballistic about.
July 28, 2014
This A list mostly television actor from a hit network show who bombs when he tries movies hooked up with his A- list actress girlfriend twice while he was still “happily married.” The pair have tried to whitewash the whole thing but apparently he bragged to some people about it and she is desperate to keep those people quiet because she doesn't want people to think she is trashy.
Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis
There are lots of stalkers out there following celebrities and hassling them. Scaring them. It can be a frightening thing. I have also documented cases where celebrities themselves are stalkers, often of other celebrities. This former A list tweener turned celebrity stalker is probably the most frightening. Publicly he tries to hide it, but does not completely succeed. People know he has feelings for this currently B-/C+list mostly television actress who has almost A list name recognition and definitely does if you are under 30 who used to kind of have another gig. For the past decade he has been there every chance he gets. He followed her through a relationship with a guy that was harmful to her and tried to stop it. He would show up at her home and beg her to break it off and even had photos of the boyfriend with other women and obviously had used a lot of his money to pay for people to follow the guy and also our actress. He tried to spend some of his money on a close family member to see if he could like it with them but it just wasn't the same. The family member was willing though. Our stalker has always had people following our actress. He checks in with her forums and is on top of every move she makes. He shows up where she is going to be and she knows it is happening. Her most recent ex also had money and tried to put a stop to a lot of it. Lots of behind the scenes legal letters and threats of restraining orders but it was always kept quiet and hushed up and nothing actually went through the court system. Now though our stalker sees his chance and has been texting and calling and shows up unannounced to the point where a restraining order is likely and our actress has found a different place to stay when she is in town and now has a bodyguard and changes hotels every night when she is filming her show.
July 27, 2014
This actor/sometime porn star who has B list name recognition says that he also made a sex tape with Farrah Abraham but that he wouldn't play the pretend boyfriend game so she got James Deen. She still has the video though so he expects her to sell it at some point.
Simon Rex
July 28, 2014
This southern Real Housewife wants to be paid extra for the clothes she is selling that she supposedly designed and created. Don't expect to see her in any of her designs after tonight.
NeNe Leakes
July 28, 2014
This former A- list mostly television actor who will be reprising his role in a movie did his usual thing where he bailed on a workout as soon as he found a woman who would leave with him. It is his favorite way of picking up women now that he is trying to stay out of bars.
Jeremy Piven
It is not just a ward of words between this A list rapper and this up and coming one album wonder with the garden name. The A lister had to be physically restrained from going after the one album wonder the other night when they got within ten feet of each other. People were actually looking to see if guns were going to come out because it was that tense.
August 11, 2010
This former A+ list movie star and now a B+ and fading, recently borrowed several million dollars from this A list baseball player because he is having big big financial problems.
Nicolas Cage
June 21, 2010
This Academy Award nominated/winning actor has been married for a long time. He has also had about a five year relationship with this celebrity/ C list movie and television actress he has basically lived with for most of that time. Well, the broke up recently because she caught him for the umpteenth time in their bed with another woman.
Denzel Washington/Sanaa Lathan
This foreign born supermodel turned reality star turned producer turned she does everything confronted this A list band member at an event Sunday and told him to get his act together. She said she knew heroin sickness when she saw it. She saw it all the time with models.
This B list singer is a Grammy nominee/winner. he also acts. He produces. He also has a trademarkable last name through some word play. Anyway, he says he has a girlfriend and debuted her to the world just a month or two ago. I wonder what she would think of all his Facebook profiles he has to find women online who will do what he wants and fly to see him at a moment's notice.
This amazing B+ list singer/actress/future EGOT winner keeps running into fans who are shocked that she is not really young and apparently the comments started to hit hard so she had some work done to her face and other parts of her body to lose about 20 years.
This one hit wonder former A list singer for the briefest of moments who is still B list based on the name and reputation (not singing) has a girlfriend who speaks. He thinks she stays quiet but how else would her friends all be talking about our singer's lack of size down there and also that he is usually so hammered on drugs and booze that it's rare when he can get to full life and if he does it is usually just for a minute or two.
This B- list mostly television actress from a hit cable show based on a book has been causing trouble the past few weeks in her new gig. She thinks she is the biggest star on the show and acts like it and makes you feel like it every second. She also has a boyfriend so this sex thing she has going on sometimes with her co-star is a little strange.
This A list rapper might even get more mean now and hard to play with. Apparently he got into a huge fight with his long term boyfriend that will probably make his wife take a million selfies.
This former B+ list mostly movie actor has lasted this long only because of his ex, who is an A lister. The B+ lister is just a major screwup now. At a premiere he was seated next to his B-/C+ list foreign born co-star who tells me everything. Apparently he kept trying to get her to feel his peen and wouldn't stop groping her and making moves on her. He does have a significant other.
July 27, 2014
This former B list tweener actress from a very hit network tweener show has not been in anything in almost a decade but keeps trying to get noticed any way she can. The married actress was practically naked at the last red carpet she hit and at Comic-Con she said she was willing to get naked if it would get her pic in the tabloids. She was all over every guy in the place too.
Maitland Ward
No matter what she does, this B+ list reality star from an A list cable reality franchise never seems to make the right move. She has no professional help and just blindly stumbles along through everything with a half cocked agent/manager situation and people who are only interested in her for money. Her latest move shows just how much she is lost. She is married. Multiple times now despite her young age. She cheats. Frequently. Most of it is because she is insecure and a lot of it has to do with the fact she is wasted most of the time. She gets herself into really bad situations when she is wasted. She has faked a miscarriage for publicity because she thought it was a great idea while wasted. She has sex tapes and photos with guys who no one knows about right now. Her husband cheats on her. Her ex-husband hates her. All of this continues to drive her deeper into drugs and drink. One of the guys she cheats on with regularly wants her to make a sex tape that is professionally recorded because he thinks they will make a ton of money. They probably will, but she had to quit her main gig to make it happen. He thinks it will be the answer to all the problems, but the problem that he doesn't see is they will just blow it all with partying and she will have some long term repercussions that will probably make her regret it for a long time.
July 27, 2014
This almost A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show was up to his old tricks again this weekend. Out of his mind drunk there were no breasts he refused to try and grope or butts to grab. There is nothing he loves more than an open bar and groupies.
Norman Reedus
July 27, 2014
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who doesn't seem to work much because it gets in the way of his partying managed to convince this B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show to go back to his hotel room where he tried for a minute but failed to launch and then passed out.
Orlando Bloom/Nina Dobrev
July 27, 2014
The publicist of this A list mostly movie actress with the Academy Award has called in all kinds of favors and our actress has also done some spinning. They are trying to make it look like our actress is trying to save her marriage and that her celebrity soon to be ex keeps ruining it by sleeping with other women. Meanwhile of course our actress has two or three guys she is sleeping with while she looks for new funding.
Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin
June 18, 2010
This B list rock star might be rethinking his long term relationship with his A list celebutante girlfriend. It seems that our rock star has been spending some quality time with a wannabe model he met not too long ago. And when I say quality time, I mean, what you think I mean.
Joel Madden/Nicole Richie ( I guess he decided to stick with her at least for a little while)
This former A list singer has dropped to a B the past few years and has seen younger singers get ahead of her. She can't seem to generate much buzz and thought about going naked for a Playboy spread to get a lot of buzz but went for a mild wardrobe malfunction because her husband didn't want her naked for the world. I bet she ends up doing it though. She hates to be passed by and the world is doing that right now.
May 28, 2010
This B list television actress who is without a show at the moment threw a huge hissy fit when she entered a store yesterday. She brought coffee in and they told her no drinks allowed. She pulled the don't you know who I am routine and a manger was brought over. The manager let her keep the drink. The actress then told the guard that this is the way things work in Hollywood.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
This former A list mostly television actor who can do a little instrument playing and has super high name recognition despite the lack of a lot of work over the past decade hated the new co-star he was supposed to work with and she hated him too. Hard to believe. The network wanted no part of the feuding so they canceled the show and he moves on to what he wants to do. A revival of his old show.
There is a war going on right now between this B list singer who is sometimes A list when the big star wants to play and this A list talk show host who did not have a good week last week. The singer took some exception to what the talk show host had to say about the singer and a war of words has escalated to the point where the singer is telling her friends to not appear on the talk show and trying to get her A++ list friend to join in on the fight. Apparently the singer just doesn't know how to take criticism and needs to grow up.
There are short marriages and this could be a very short engagement. This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who does do some movies and everyone seems to find attractive rushed the whole engagement thing and his betrothed had no idea what she was getting into or the secrets she would have to keep and it is all getting too much for her. Apparently she had a panic attack the other night while having dinner with friends and had to be helped out of the restaurant.
This B- list actor who is also close to an A list stand up comedian is going to have a big year next year. Might even shoot up to A list with the movie which will be opening. On the road as a comedian though he stops at a children's hospital in every city to meet with kids and their parents and tells jokes. An hour or two a day almost every day.
This B list rapper is making more of a name for himself by who he has dated and is dating. Not content with just one investigation into underage sex, the rapper is now approaching R Kelly territory as he hooked up with a 15 year old and 16 year old together.
April 8, 2010
This very young, but legal, socialite reality star (not cable) was at a party the other night when she made it very clear that she was available for the night for the right price. Her asking price? $25,000. When one guy asked her how come she charged so much she said, “I'm on a reality show. I have a DVD of one of the episodes if you want to watch.”
Tess Taylor
July 27, 2014
This just turned A list singer with the funny name has record executives begging her to begin her next record because her current one is doing so well. The only problem is that the married A list rapper/reality star she traded sex for lyrics last time wants more than just sex. he also wants money this time. Plus, she will have to explain to her boyfriend about the whole thing which she really doesn't want to do.
Iggy Azalea/T.I./Nick Young
March 19, 2010
This B list mostly television actress on a hit network show has been in this space before for her personal visits from her liquor store delivery boy. Well, now she and another A list television actress from a hit show on the same network share our delivery boy. Well, actually he isn't a delivery boy anymore. He just spends his time shuttling between the houses of the two women.
A lister was previously revealed as Courteney Cox.
B lister is Teri Hatcher
July 26, 2014
This barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actor was telling his friends that he was wasted out of his mind on pills at a recent court appearance.
Shia LaBeouf
March 19, 2010
This former Playmate and still publicity hungry model regularly exchanges sex for “candid” pap photos of herself to keep herself in the eye.
Shauna Sand
July 26, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee was out of his mind on drugs last week and sliced himself with a butcher knife when he was trying to juggle them.
Joaquin Phoenix
February 25, 2010
This aging, former B list television actor who used to be on a very hit show, is now a C despite working almost constantly since that hit show went off the air. Or is it? Our actor is in the middle of a divorce to his long term wife. The reason? Well the affair he has been having for the past year with a lingerie model/actress and her live in lingerie model girlfriend probably had a lot to do with it.
Bradley Whitford
July 26, 2014
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show hooked up with her ex late this week while they were both on the same city. The fact she was there with another guy is all well and good but he is being used for jealousy and for publicity.
Sofia Vergara
February 9, 2010
When you are working on a television show the hours are very long and people get to know each other very well. Some get to know each other even more than normal. This new hit network show is one of my favorites and if you have seen it then it is probably one of yours also. Well, on the show there is a C list actor who really has a B list body of work. He is married and has been for awhile. Also on the show is an actress who is much, much younger than our actor but it hasn't stopped them from spending every free moment together in his trailer. She is legal. Barely.
Ed O'Neill/Sarah Hyland
July 26, 2014
This former A- list mostly movie actress still has A list name recognition but is probably a C+ list actress. Maybe B- when one of her awful projects is released. Anyway, she dumped her long time boyfriend because he wouldn't let her earn some money on the side. He thought it was love. Not so much with her. It took her less than an hour after a year long relationship to find a guy willing to pay to be with her.
Tara Reid
February 5, 2010
This A list comedy actor was having a party at his house. The intercom system was on so music could be listened to throughout the house. Unfortunately for our actor the music stopped just as he was berating his B- list actress wife for embarrassing him in front of his friends. He also called her worthless. Nice huh?
Ben Stiller/Christine Taylor
July 26, 2014
It is pretty interesting to me that this C list celebrity mom who gives advice for a living didn't know what to do when her underage daughter started having sex with this former B list mostly movie actor who is less than a decade from eligibility for social security benefits. She would have berated others it happened to but she says in her family it is fine.
Dr. Gina/Lyda Loudon/Steven Bauer
February 5, 2010
This aging A list Academy Award winner/nominee actor loves when his teen children have girls come over to the house. Our actor spends the entire time they are there in a bathrobe and Speedo. No matter the time of day or the time of year.
Warren Beatty
July 25, 2014
If this C list mostly movie actress thought her A list mostly television actor was going to start being home more often now that his long running hit show is finally ending its run then she is going to be sad. Our actor is trying desperately to find movies that only film a long way from home so he can keep on having fun with women and not having to deal with his long time girlfriend.
Jennifer Westfeldt/Jon Hamm
February 2, 2010
This former B list female tween singer with one hit is now an actress/singer who probably gets more auditions than anyone in town. Why? Well she is still very young although now legal, and is known for being very very accommodating to producers. So accommodating in fact that she went from barely getting any work to getting parts in five different movies all within about a month.
JoJo Levesque
