January 22, 2010
This C list movie and sometime television actress is trying to escape from her church because she doesn't think they have given her the support they give other celebrities despite the money she has given them. And the secrets.
Leah Remini
July 25, 2014
What late night host and reality show producer pulled a "don't you know who I am?" at a restaurant after they said they had no more open tables?
Andy Cohen
December 1, 2009
This A list female country singer just keeps on winning people over. At a recent event a paraplegic teenager in a wheelchair had been waiting with his mom for about two hours so he could meet his favorite singer and get her autograph and hopefully a picture with her. Well, after the event, the singer came by and said, “Don't you look cute in that chair.” The teenager then asked for the singer's autograph and she said, “Oh sorry, not today, I'm too tired, but I hope you feel better soon.” She then walked away.
Carrie Underwood
July 25, 2014
Which A-list (for now) actress' is finally letting her bitchy side show? Allegedly she's not happy with her latest film's b.o. performance and is venting on anybody and everybody. She's not normally like this.
Cameron Diaz
November 20, 2009
This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact. It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head.
Cassie/Sean Combs (Apparently they got into a disagreement about her look and what would look good. I don't know who they give the credit to for the look)
July 25, 2014
What political power couple were once described as the "new FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt"? Yes, it's that kind of arrangement
Bill and Hillary Clinton
November 19, 2009
This former B list tween female singer and now a messed up D has made some very bad decisions over the past year or so but none compare to the one she made at a party in the past few nights. Since breaking up with her D list reality boyfriend she has been on the lookout for someone who can help with her career and put her back in the spotlight. Well, she found a B list rap star and he has been helping her out and paying for expenses, providing her drugs and has promised to help her with her new record. Everything was going fine until the party the other night when he threatened to take it all away unless she orally serviced a few of his friends at the party. She did. Stay tuned because she is going to a bigger party this week.
Adrienne Bailon/Rob Kardashian/Fabolous
July 25, 2014
Which east coast Real Housewife and sometime actress is not gaining any friends at her new gig? She ordered that the rest of the dressing rooms be moved miles away from hers. Some angry cast members blew up her iPhone with texts calling her a b**ch, etc
NeNe Leakes
November 12, 2009
The blind item is kind of hard, but it is a good one so wanted to get it out there. This actress/member of band/reality star recently had an operation to restore a good portion of one of her ears. She and her boyfriend got into an argument. He got her in a headlock and pulled all of her earrings out without removing the backs. With makeup and her long hair she can hide it from a distance but up close it is a mess and parts of her ear are a different color than others.
Aubrey O'Day
July 18, 2014
What hooker/drug dealer who is in the news lately because of her possible murder of an internet exec may also be connected to the deaths of that Oscar winning actor and that TV star?
Alix Tichelman/Philip Seymour Hoffman/Cory Monteith
November 2, 2009
Two marriages. Two cheats. Two men kicked to the curb. Actually from what I heard the first one may have been literally kicked to the curb. The first marriage involves a celebutard and his B list actress wife on a hit television show. He cheats almost constantly and doesn't care who knows it. He knows that his wife doesn't want to be seen as a failure so he takes advantage of that and keeps on cheating. The second marriage is even easier to guess than the first. Actor and a singer. What you might not know though is that the actor has been to scared to even cross paths with his wife except in the most public of places for fear that she will go off on him physically and verbally. To say that she is going through this event quietly would be very wrong. In fact, just this morning everyone in LaGuardia airport could hear her yelling at him on the phone.
#1 – Chris Ivery
#2 – Ellen Pompeo
#3 – Josh Duhamel
#4 – Fergie
July 14, 2014
Which A+ list mostly television actress who's a legend in the medium thanks to two shows which are constantly in reruns might not live to see the rest of the year? She's currently in a coma at an NYC hospital and her family is preparing for the worst.
Mary Tyler Moore
October 23, 2009
This B+/A- list movie actress has been considering throwing in the towel on her long time religion in favor of Scientology. Her B list movie star significant other has been introducing her to some of his friends who are big proponents of Scientology and she has been giving it a try.
Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher
July 11, 2014
Which NFL newcomer is already worrying his new team's owners after one two many nights of partying? There's more pics of him in some very compromising positions that are especially worrying.
Johnny Manziel
October 7, 2009
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress has always said she would never get plastic surgery and that women should never get it. Apparently times change and when her Spanish female lover wanted fake breasts, our actress paid for the procedure.
Jodie Foster
She might be off the drugs and booze for now, but this former B+ list mostly movie actress turned train wreck still chain smokes and always sounds like she is trying to catch her breath. Someone who saw her outside the other day in daylight says she looks 45 or 50 and the only movie roles she is going to get are as a mom who is a recovering drug addict.
This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is out shilling for his favorite company again overseas. The same one that makes sure he gets his fill of hookers. He will only do work for them outside the country.
July 25, 2014
If you want to see a guy absolutely go crazy just have him be this possessive clingy B list celebrity who sometimes performs in a band and then have his A list mostly movie actress girlfriend tell him that she wants to meet up with a couple she enjoys threesomes with. I think she is going to go anyway and just not tell him. I hope he finds out and would love to be there when he does.
Benji Madden/Cameron Diaz
A week from now, I will be about ten percent heavier after 24 hours of Thanksgiving eating. As I have said many times, it is my favorite holiday. All the eating and family and fun without the pressure of gifts and wondering whether people will like them or if you bought enough gifts or forgot someone or ate all their candy while you were stuck in traffic. At some point today the new mobile/tablet/iPad site will be up and running so you can enjoy that all weekend if you care to join me here for more blinds and reveals and any news that happens but on weekends it is usually only arrests and deaths. If you would like to follow me on Feedly there is a button in the upper right. It is green. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
#1 - Apparently the wife of this former A+ list mostly television actor who played the same role for a couple of decades found out about the almost $1M home he bought for his eldest daughter. The new wife was ticked. Really ticked because he didn't give similar gifts to their kids and wouldn't let him out of the house for a very important event.
#2 - This former A+ list singer turned barely hanging on to A and maybe at a B will be filing bankruptcy in the next few weeks. She literally has no money left and her lawyers have not been paid and she needs to go on tour for about two years to get back on track.
#3 - This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor who is also an author and comedian and radio host had sex with a woman who has been calling and writing him for almost a year begging to have sex with the B- lister. He even let her spend the day with him.
#4 - This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner is going to be ticked off when she finds out her bff is sleeping with a guy to get him to finance a project. Our still married A lister has been working that angle for a long time but the guy apparently likes the bff way way more.
July 25, 2014
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor was given a second chance by his A+ list mostly movie actress girlfriend who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. The second chance was really a third or fourth because he was always cheating. He is doing it again now with a celebrity who seems to make the rounds of B+ list actors from this country.
Nicholas Hoult/Jennifer Lawrence/Riley Keough
July 25, 2014
This rapper/singer combination recently reunited but it doesn't mean they are getting along. Apparently there was a huge fight when they discovered they were booked on the same flight out of town after a recent show so this female A list rapper/singer played peacemaker and arranged for the pair to sit as far away from each other as possible in first class while she sat in between them to make sure nothing happened on the flight.
Chris Brown/Drake/Nicki Minaj
July 24, 2014
This actress is almost A list. She has some qualities I don't really love, but she was in one of my top five favorite movies and will always love her for it and the way she played the role. So, she does have that going for her. She also was really great to some teens she ran into this week while promoting her new movie. She went way above and beyond. She had done some press and was walking out and there were people waiting outside the studio including three teens who were visiting. She posed for photos and signed autographs and it turns out the teens were staying at the same hotel as our actress. Our actress then arranged not only for their hotel room to be paid for by her but also had a spa day brought to their hotel room for the teens and the mom who was accompanying the teens. At the end of the spa day they also each received some new bags that our actress is the face for and bought them dinner at the hotel too. She never talked to them after that first meeting outside the studio, but she really made their trip special and that was a pretty cool thing to do.
Kate Hudson
What current Disney tweener actually sang for that celeb spawn/sometime actress on her (never released) debut album? She got paid handsomely for it.
August 14, 2009
This B+ reality star and sometime actress has her very own diet plan. She is so pleased with it she wanted to try and market it. She actually approached her agent and said, “I have a great diet plan and I want to sell it.” “What is it?” the agent asked. “It's this pill called Adderall. I take it and then I am not hungry for days.”
Heidi Montag
August 13, 2009
Although it pains me to admit it I guess this aging television actress is B list. It is more because of her show than any real acting talent on her part. I mean it is a hit television show. Anyway, our actress has child/ren and because of that our actress found herself at a recent concert by this tweener star. Of course they went backstage. The actress and the tweener started flirting and the next thing you know they were having sex together in her hotel room. Luckily the next morning when the child/ren came into the room, the couple wasn't actually having sex, but still, very awkward. The tweener can't stop telling everyone about that night. And no it wasn't any of the Jonas Brothers. They are all pure. Haha (Nelson from The Simpson's voice)
Vanessa Williams
June 26, 2009
This former A list and now a B- always movie actress always likes to pretend she has the perfect marriage. Whenever she does press for a new movie like she is now she always talks about how she and her husband do everything together and seems to forget they spend about two months a year together and those are the most miserable two months of the year. Oh, her husband is an A list writer.
Michelle Pfeiffer/ David E Kelley
What NBA superstar has gotten another sidepiece pregnant? It's one his B-list actress wife doesn't know about.
Well, that was fast. Looks like the beef between that A+ list actress and that B-list actress/model/celeb spawn ended as soon as it began, because they were spotted whooping it up at the latter's bachelorette party.
What B-list mostly television actress who's finally starting to work again is about to reveal that she was raped by an actor on the show that made her famous back in the day? It might explain her absence whenever the cast of that show reunites.
Which hip-hop record label headed by a former A-list rapper is signing acts by the dozen but quickly shelving their albums for tax purposes. Yes, the label is that close to being broke and their two biggest artists are slowly distancing themselves from it for the fear that their future work may never come to light.
What star of an upcoming ABC comedy series which could either be a really big hit or a really big flop is being pressured to stay in the closet? He's already contemplating on bringing his longtime boyfriend to the show's premiere as a way of telling them where to shove it.
This married former American Idol Top 10 finalist who has one of the bigger careers of a finalist despite his relatively low position is cheating on his wife and his girlfriend is 8 months pregnant.
This gorgeous B list mostly movie actor has an older significant other. She is an actress herself with higher name recognition and always been a little adventurous. To make sure her guy never strays she invites other women frequently to their bedroom. Never the same woman twice though.
July 24, 2014
It is really interesting when a network television couple sits next to each other at a big event but neither of their spouses is there. Other family members came, but not the spouses. Makes those real life romance rumblings that much louder.
Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn
#1 - The husband of this A+ list mostly movie actress is hooking up with an assistant in his office because his wife is a turn off the lights missionary sex type of person. He thought she would change. She hasn't. He is very bored.
#2- This A list mostly movie actress has been loving filming out of the country. Kids at home and she is spending every non-working moment snorting line after line of coke just like the good old days. She is not exactly who comes to mind when you think of a coke fiend. Nothing like that star television role she had or any of her movie roles.
#3 - This beloved B list mostly television actress who is on a hit network show after being replaced on a hit network show no longer on the air says she won't date anyone because of what she went through with her ex. Apparently there was a lot of verbal and physical abuse.
July 24, 2014
Apparently this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor is taking his free meal ticket at a restaurant owned by another A+ list mostly movie actor a little too far. The first A+lister racked up a $10K dinner bill the other night which was comped, but this has been happening twice a week for the past month and is getting out of hand.
Al Pacino/Robert DeNiro
July 24, 2014
There she was. This foreign born former A list mostly movie actress who is still a B+ lister who everyone loves sitting in a hotel bar drinking for several hours straight all alone and barely even checking her phone. It was a very sad sight and when she staggered out of the bar and up to her room, it was even more depressing.
Rachel McAdams
July 24, 2014
This foreign born C list celebrity who used to be a popular actress in her home country before becoming someone who is available for the right price and who sometimes acts and does reality and has dated a B list musician here in the US is up to her old tricks again and is dating a guy in a relationship simply because he paid her. Unfortunately for him, she wants to get paid more to talk about it.
Sophie Monk
May 19, 2009
I hope you read the post from yesterday because today involves the very same actress. Our actress is involved with a much older man who likes to have a variety from which to choose each night. At the present time he has two women he pays for and our actress. The two women are both considerably older than our actress and are much more experienced. One of the two women who is bought enjoys pain but our actress does not get involved in anything but watching it be administered. In addition to taking care of her benefactor, our actress is also expected to spend some, umm alone time with the other bought woman. It is amazing what a drug habit will do to once very strong morals. I smell rehab very, very soon.
Hayden Panetierre
May 18, 2009
This B list television actress on a very hit network drama is in Cannes. Hey, at least I narrowed it down for you. I mean how many could there be? Well, it seems our actress got VERY lucky. How lucky? Well our actress was apparently spotted receiving a large quantity of white powder from a male acquaintance. The person who spotted this reported it to the police, who decided to raid our actresses' hotel room. All this for coke? Anyway, after a 30 minute search with a drug sniffing dog, nothing was found. Yeah, well they should have come the night before. Unfortunately our actress is like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and had finished what she had been provided. When she finally gets busted her world is going to come crashing down.
Hayden Panetierre
November 20, 2006
Most of you readers are used to seeing the photos of celebs up close and personal that are taken from just a few feet away..However, you may have also seen photos, especially on the beaches that are taken from a much greater distance, and then there was a recent case involving Jennifer Aniston where topless photos of her on her deck were taken from over a quarter mile away..
There are some pap who follow their quarry all the time, but for much of the time they just stay close to certain places they know celebs tend to hang out, or they know will be coming to at some point in the day or night. However, the big money are for pics that are harder to come by and that is where you get the guys following you everywhere ot finding a place that overlooks your house and then waiting for hours and hours and sometimes even for days depending on how valuable the pic would be if taken.
The pap who came to my office is a follower..he goes for the big bucks and does not settle for anything less..He has become very good at tracking his quarry from a distance (some would say it has something to do with the device on their fav car he put there, but I digress..lol) He also has found a place also about a quarter mile away from a particular house which provides him an excellent view of about 30% of the house including some rooms of the house, and into them as well..
He came to me because on 3 or 4 occasions (definitely 3, and unsure of the 4th) he witnessed the current A list actor beating his girlfriend and has the pics to prove it. (they are grainy, but very clear what is going on) The first time it happened he was not prepared to take pics because he knew the object of his pics was not at the house and so he managed to only get a couple of pics which are useful only if looking at the others to put the first in context. After the fight, he waited for what he was sure would be an appearance by the police, but none ever came. This same scenario played out the other times as well.
He came to me because he wondered if he was under some obligation to report the beatings to the police. He did not want to alert the police because he did not want the subject to learn about the pap watching his house and thus tip-off what the real goal with the pics is/was. Also, the fights happened over a several week period and always in the same room of the house and so he was wondering if they could have learned of his presence and were staging the fights because they always did happen in the same room..To back this theory up he stated and as I viewed the pics, admitted it is hard to see if there are any bruises or marks on the woman. Most of the blows appeared to be of the open hand variety and therefore would maybe not leave a mark and also would not leave any evidence if the pap decided to call the cops on his own and they investigated. He has thought about calling the police as soon as he sees something but doubts they would be able to respond in time..The girlfriend rarely leaves the house which makes it tough to follow her and see if there are marks or to confront her..She is not really in the public eye and so sometimes that can be problematic as well..He hired an assistant to follow the girl if she does leave, but she does not seem to leave until at least two days after a fight which would bolster the theory that she has been hit.
He wants her to leave because he knows that when she is gone, then his payoff pics will happen..I will keep you updated on this story..of course it could break out into the open at anytime as well..too many people are being brought into the loop..of course the pap could be bought off also…remind me to tell you about some big payoffs in the past to keep things quiet..
Terrence Howard
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who keeps starring in movies absolutely no one watches apparently maintains her skinny frame not only by not eating much but also bulimia as she spent five quick minutes after a meal throwing it back up. Two days ago at a lovely NYC eatery.
Look for the offspring of this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee to go live with her family for a year which will probably turn into as long as she is dating the new guy because he is just not feeling the kid thing and unfortunately she seems to be taking her boyfriend's side on this.
You have not heard from this guy in awhile but you will probably see him on your screens if you like comedy Christmas movies. He was a B list mostly movie actor who has not acted in awhile thanks to some issues of his own making. Apparently he is in some trouble for stalking Erik Estrada. I thought about making Erik blind, but how would you describe him? Our actor sends 20-30 e-mails a day to Erik. The rambling kind.
This B list celebrity from an all-time A list political family is trying to hide two illegitimate children from his B list actress wife but it is tough because he did have some contact with them and does provide for them but didn't want his new wife to leave him so he kept quiet. You know, just like with his affairs.
This married B list celebrity/reality star/host does a little bit of everything and that little bit of everything is also apparently cheating on her A list performer husband who has not seemed the same recently since he found out.
This A+ list mostly movie actress thinks she has this B list foreign born co-star wrapped around his finger. Nope, because apparently he has been also hooking up regularly with this other B list co-star who has been really good at acting since her first role as a tweener.
This C list wannabe celebrity who is only a C lister because of the A list mostly television actor she married yelled at her driver two days ago because he made her stand in the rain for five minutes. He said the police had made him move but our celebrity said that he should have just accepted a ticket and paid it because our celebrity was worth it. She also suggested he tell the police officer who he was waiting for. Ha.
July 24, 2014
At a recent concert this former A+ list singer who has dropped to A-/B+ threw out a skirt to the fans and a fan in a wheelchair caught it. After the show one of her minions came out and demanded the wheelchair fan give the skirt back. She also won't stop or do a meet and greet for fans unless she gets paid a significant amount of money in cash in advance.
Lady GaGa
November 20, 2006
So last week I think I promised to fill you all in on a story that a pap related to me because he wanted to know if he was legally obligated to do anything about what he had witnessed and his obligations should it occur again in the future..
Most of you readers are used to seeing the photos of celebs up close and personal that are taken from just a few feet away..However, you may have also seen photos, especially on the beaches that are taken from a much greater distance, and then there was a recent case involving Jennifer Aniston where topless photos of her on her deck were taken from over a quarter mile away..
There are some pap who follow their quarry all the time, but for much of the time they just stay close to certain places they know celebs tend to hang out, or they know will be coming to at some point in the day or night. However, the big money are for pics that are harder to come by and that is where you get the guys following you everywhere ot finding a place that overlooks your house and then waiting for hours and hours and sometimes even for days depending on how valuable the pic would be if taken.
The pap who came to my office is a follower..he goes for the big bucks and does not settle for anything less..He has become very good at tracking his quarry from a distance (some would say it has something to do with the device on their fav car he put there, but I digress..lol) He also has found a place also about a quarter mile away from a particular house which provides him an excellent view of about 30% of the house including some rooms of the house, and into them as well..
He came to me because on 3 or 4 occasions (definitely 3, and unsure of the 4th) he witnessed the current A list actor beating his girlfriend and has the pics to prove it. (they are grainy, but very clear what is going on) The first time it happened he was not prepared to take pics because he knew the object of his pics was not at the house and so he managed to only get a couple of pics which are useful only if looking at the others to put the first in context. After the fight, he waited for what he was sure would be an appearance by the police, but none ever came. This same scenario played out the other times as well.
He came to me because he wondered if he was under some obligation to report the beatings to the police. He did not want to alert the police because he did not want the subject to learn about the pap watching his house and thus tip-off what the real goal with the pics is/was. Also, the fights happened over a several week period and always in the same room of the house and so he was wondering if they could have learned of his presence and were staging the fights because they always did happen in the same room..To back this theory up he stated and as I viewed the pics, admitted it is hard to see if there are any bruises or marks on the woman. Most of the blows appeared to be of the open hand variety and therefore would maybe not leave a mark and also would not leave any evidence if the pap decided to call the cops on his own and they investigated. He has thought about calling the police as soon as he sees something but doubts they would be able to respond in time..The girlfriend rarely leaves the house which makes it tough to follow her and see if there are marks or to confront her..She is not really in the public eye and so sometimes that can be problematic as well..He hired an assistant to follow the girl if she does leave, but she does not seem to leave until at least two days after a fight which would bolster the theory that she has been hit.
He wants her to leave because he knows that when she is gone, then his payoff pics will happen..I will keep you updated on this story..of course it could break out into the open at anytime as well..too many people are being brought into the loop..of course the pap could be bought off also…remind me to tell you about some big payoffs in the past to keep things quiet..
July 23, 2014
A pap agency was called on Friday, and told they needed to show up at a place on Saturday night, to photograph an A list mostly television actress from a hit network show that would be there with her husband, and that they'd be called again on Saturday with specific time and place to photograph the couple.
So they got the call on Saturday telling them where to show up and at what time and that they needed to show up exactly at the right time and place because that is when the pair would actually hold hands. Throughout the day the couple was spotted out but never very close and mostly doing their own thing until the appointed hour. At that point the two started holding hands for a few minutes. Shortly after the finished holding hands one of her people called the pap agency to see if the photo had been taken. If not, they would do it one more time. The pap agency got the photos so the couple went their separate ways and were not seen again together. In fact, the husband left and went out to a club for the rest of the night by himself.
Kerry Washington/Nnamdi Asomugha
July 23, 2014
This former B list mostly television tweener actress from a very very hit show turned movie bomb actress turned whatever kind of work she can get actress had two separate credit cards declined while shopping this week. Even though she should have walked away from her purchase she dug out another card she told the cashier she used for emergencies and paid for the $1000 shoes.
Elizabeth Berkley
July 23, 2014
This former SNL mainstay is shooting a movie and actually bought pot from a fan who was watching filming while smoking a joint.
Bill Hader
This OITNB actress who had a name before the show just wrote a big check. A very big check after she got angry at a woman who was sleeping with her for a week. The actress tied up the woman and burned her on purpose with a cigarette and then a meth pipe because she thought the woman was lying to her. Don't do drugs kids.
May 15, 2009
This B-/C+ actor from a hit network drama who has had a very famous girlfriend in the past year, thinks he has a life coach that he hired last year. What he really has is a tabloid reporter who is writing a book about the show and the people on it.
Balthazar Getty
May 4, 2009
This up an coming B- list television actor is on a very hit ensemble show. He hasn't really done much except for the show, but because of his high name recognition and the show's popularity I am giving him a B-. Anyway, he and this teenager starting dating and it was fairly public until he started dating his C+ co-star. She is C because her name recognition isn't as big. Anyway, our actor has continued to date the teenager and his co-star as well as others. When our actor was out of the country doing press, his co-star found out about the teenager and has vowed revenge. As an added twist, the teenager has been our actor's drug purchaser so that he is never caught actually buying his nose candy.
Ed Westwick/Jessica Szohr
I know it is hard to believe that someone would be willing to have unprotected sex with this this former B list mostly movie actress turned C- lister with A list name recognition. It has apparently happened though because our actress is telling people she has not had a drink or done drugs in six weeks because she is pregnant. Please don't let this be true. The no drinking or drugs thing is true though. Please don't let pregnancy be the reason.
This movie is so bad it would barely even make it On Demand despite having this B list mostly movie actress with A++ list name recognition starring in it. Well, no one has called her a good actress as of late, which is why she is doing other things. Anyway, a company that pays her a lot of money is paying for all the press and promotions so it will get a very tiny release before fading away. Our actress really needs a hit. Her opportunities though keep slipping away. She thinks she is a great actress. In no way shape or form should this be considered Lindsay Lohan.
This C list reality star married to a former A+ list tweener turned reality star was at an event and kept nagging the organizers about the gift she was supposed to receive for showing up. It was the only way she was going to show up with her husband. If you want her solo she will be the first one there and last to leave. When she finally did get the gift she didn't hide her disappointment very well and then said maybe it would be ok for her toddler but she wasn't going to wear it.
You can't set in motion a series of events that will have this married A list talk show host's long time hookup be shown the door and not expect to have something happen, especially after the talk show host just signed a huge deal. Who do you think is going to win that battle? It is a surprising amount of loyalty but after being burned by the college student he has decided to stick with what he knows except for his wife of course.
Her manager wanted her to pose topless. After much consideration though, the still a minor Disney tweener was told to wear as little as possible and that she could have a wardrobe malfunction. That way the sexy images could still be published which wouldn't be legal if she was topless. All of this to make sure she got the most publicity the day her record and book went on sale.
According to the ex of this former A+ list mostly movie actress who now just shows up at charity events and tries to keep her legs crossed unless you are paying her to be there says that when the actress has sex it is a three hour production. She goes full on makeup and hair like she is shooting a scene. Even if she was in full hair and makeup from an event she would redo it all when they got home because event hair and makeup is not sex hair and makeup.
This B list acting couple consisting of an A lister and a B- lister have found a way to give even more money to the organization no one likes. They are using a foundation they set up that is nothing but a front for them to funnel money tax free to the organization and its offshoots.
July 23, 2014
This A list reality host of an A list reality franchise caught her A list mostly movie actor in bed with another woman. Well, not actually in bed. The other woman answered the hotel room door wearing a towel.
Padma Lakshmi/Richard Gere
A woman on her death bed has about two weeks to live according to her doctors. She is unable to walk, ravaged by brain cancer, and was basically sent home for hospice care until she dies, which will be very soon.
The woman is in her mid 50's and has been a lifelong fan of a certain former A+ list singer/television star who is now a B list casino and Vegas mainstay. She has been listening to his music and watching his videos to sustain her during the final stages of her illness.
The woman's husband, desperate to try to help his wife get through this awful time, decided that it would be a huge boost to his wife if she could somehow talk to this entertainer. Not knowing how to get in touch, or knowing anyone in show business at all, he sent a message through the entertainer's website, basically a "Hail Mary" pass explaining the situation and that there wasn't much time, and asked if there was some way for the busy entertainer to please get in touch with the woman and provide a few words of cheer.
Four days later, the entertainer personally called the woman. No fanfare, just a call to ask how she was doing and thank her for her support all these years.
Needless to say, the simple call meant the world to her and gave a wonderful lift at a very dark time.
July 22, 2014
This clean cut looking former A list singer who is still B+ and has a huge female fan base has been secretly hooking up with his former month long girlfriend. She also considers herself to be in the music industry although she has no talent except for spreading the gift that keeps on giving.
Jesse McCartney/Paris Hilton
July 22, 2014
This Real Housewife was in Vegas over the weekend and was not shy about making it clear she was available for the night or week or longer for the right price.
Kenya Moore
July 22, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actress threw a huge yelling and screaming fit at a doctor's office over the weekend. She was there to get some top secret botox but one of the employees of the office spilled the details and a gaggle of paps were waiting for her. Our actress will not be using the services of the doctor any longer.
Reese Witherspoon
These two closeted actors are less than thrilled that they are seen groping other guys and being groped in a new film. One of the actors is the over the top heterosexual mainstay of a long running franchise. The other is a former and current Disney star who is having a little career rejuvenation the past year.
April 10, 2009
This aging C list actor has been as high as A list and as low as a D lister. His A list status came from television and that is where he has tended to stay. He has been in this space before. Anyway, I don't know what kind of open relationship he has with his wife (F list movie actress), but at a party the other night he and his wife attended, our actor met a female fan who wanted some special time with our actor. Although certainly not what one would call attractive, our actor obliged by taking her into a smaller banquet room for 20 minutes. They then came back out and our actor and his wife continued their night.
Kelsey and Camille Grammer( Five years later and she would get a different description for sure because of RHBH. He would too because I think he is a permanent B lister. Just too many projects.)
March 31, 2009
This married, aging, Academy Award winning actor is no stranger to divorce. If his current wife gets wind of what he's doing there may soon be another. Our actor has been “researching” a role for a new movie and to help with that research he has been flying in a B list Venezuelan soap and movie actress he met on a recent trip there. She recently quit the soap on which she is starring because our actor was paying her more money to fly to the US every two weeks than she would earn on the show. Our actor has met her in at least four cities over the past two months. Not Sean Penn.
Nicolas Cage
She thought she was being smooth and that no one would notice but this former A+ list mostly television actress who somehow not only got another show on the air, but one to stick maybe for the season knocked a mom and kid to the ground because they were in the way for some photos she was the subject of over the weekend.
This openly gay mogul was talked into being orally serviced by this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is still an A lister and will be for a long time with her name and acting and tabloid history. She told him that she was so good it would be the best he ever had. No word on how good it was, but word is she got a part in his biggest show for next season.
This married A+ list director could have any woman he chooses probably want to be his booty call. He occasionally sees other women, but for several decades the director has always turned to this former A+ list mostly movie actress who also has a long running franchise. No matter who the other person is with or married to, they always find a few times a year to get together alone.
This A- list mostly movie actress gets to be that high because of the longevity of her career. She is not even that old, but has had a decades long career. She has also had trouble remaining in one relationship for very long and even though she is married, she still wants to leave. She has been hooking up with a musician she met on a talk show and the two have been seeing each other very quietly the past couple of months.
This married former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show turned anything she can get actress mixed with some other entertaining was overheard crying on the phone prior to a flight this week and apparently her husband had a child with another woman and never told her. It is really painful because our couple have not been able to conceive and there are also reports he is cheating on our actress. Just a rough few months for her.
With sales at her career lows and a boyfriend cheating on her and all of the legal messes this former A+ list singer has got herself into the past few years it was not a shock that she attempted suicide six weeks ago. What was crazy is that she didn't even take a day off after it happened because she couldn't afford it.
This married B+ list mostly television actress with A list name recognition due in no small part to her A++ list significant other passed out while filming her show last week. The actress is convinced she is gaining weight even though she has never weighed less in two decades. The pill diet is probably not helping either.
July 22, 2014
This former A- list mostly television actress who has for the most part been in series after series that have failed after a season or two has a four unit apartment building that she uses to help families stay together when the women in the family are going through chemo related to breast cancer and have to travel to Los Angeles for treatment.
Christina Applegate
If you can afford a very expensive beard for yourself, and you like the new found attention to how straight you are, then why not beards for everyone. In 2014 this A list athlete has spent about $500K for the limited amount of time he has spent with his very high profile beard. It has worked though. She is the best at what she does and she gets the attention and knows how to maximize dollars spent. The only loose end as far as his people have been concerned is his ex-boyfriend. Yes, the same one who caused a whole lot of noise when they split and despite a payoff could also cause trouble. Our athlete has millions of dollars in endorsements and those are way more important to him right now than coming out. He figures he can do that when his playing days are over. So, what to do about the ex? How about hire him a beard? Not as high profile but the money has been spent buying followers on social media and creating fake accounts which promote this new relationship and give it some legitimacy. The ex agreed to do it for a little while and some extra money, but he still is a very volatile loose end and I think at some point he is just going to say f**k it and spill everything.
July 22, 2014
This former B list celebrity and one time reality star is selling a reality show featuring her new marriage to her celebrity husband. The big stumbling block is that he has no clue she is doing it but thinks she can convince him once she gets a deal. I think both he and his new employers will say no.
Katherine Webb/AJ McCarron
July 22, 2014
This A list model who has billionaires chasing her has been seeing one very quietly who is Russian. She is trying to keep it a secret for fear it could ruin her career.
Miranda Kerr
July 21, 2014
This actor used to be a comedian. He is B list now. He has been on a hit network show for what seems like forever. The past year or so though his life has gone downhill really quickly. Over the weekend our actor was at a hospital in NYC with a high risk wristband. There he was in clothes that were ripped and worn. He was looking as if he had not showered in weeks. He asked a passerby for help using a pay phone and couldn't figure it out and told the person he was having mental episodes and suicidal thoughts which is why he had the wristband. He said that he wanted to go home and to leave the hospital. He had no one with him, but was very kind to the person who helped him with the payphone. It was just a very sad sight to see for a guy whose character has meant so much for so long.
Richard Belzer
This up and coming MTV star on a scripted show who also has some other big projects was celebrating her birthday the other night and decided to try coke for the first time. It should probably be her last time considering she overdosed when she kept mixing everything else she always does with the coke.
March 20, 2009
Both of these award winning actors are A list. #2 is an A list movie actor, while #3 got his start in movies, and is now an A list television actor. Oh. Both of them are married as well. And both of them also have child(ren). Three or four times a year they get invited to a porno shoot by one of their mutual friends. When they get there though, it is not about watching, it is about each taking a turn with every actress on the set.
Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen
March 10, 2009
This actress is C list now. Back in the day she was probably a B lister with some very famous boyfriends who were A listers when they dated. Our actress was also around for one of the most famous moments in Hollywood history. You might think she is old from the description I've given, but she's not. She just has been acting a long time and it is taking a toll. How big of a toll? Well our actress has multiple movies coming out in which she is actually the female lead in two of them. The movies need press, but she can't do it. She is on so many different kinds of pills right now that she doesn't know if she is coming or going and barely can utter a coherent sentence that is not memorized in advance. The producers of the first movie she has scheduled to come out and have already given up trying to get her to promote it and instead have come up with gimmicks. The producers of the second movie want to get her into rehab, but she just wants to be left alone to live her life as she pleases. These movies represented her comeback, but it doesn't look like it will last for long at this rate.
Winona Ryder
This birthday party had two separate parties going for it. The first part of the night, was held in a private room in the back of a club and that is where our closeted former A list tweener hung out with other guy friends and enjoyed male strippers and a lot of enhanced entertainment from those strippers. Then, the public part of the party happened out front where our former tweener had his girlfriend of the moment show up and they did their thing for the cameras. No cameras were in the back room.
This permanent A list singer who is an American icon and lover of hats has been buying clothes from the same dress shop for the past forty years. Every single one of those dresses has a size 12 tag in it. About thirty years ago when our singer began gaining a little weight she told the owner of the store there must be some mistake when he handed her a size 14 dress. She made it very clear to him she was a size 12 and was proud of staying a size 12. Never again has she been handed anything other than a size 12.
After years of being the biggest supporter to a charitable organization and their spokesperson, this B+ list mostly movie actress married to an A+ list mostly movie actor dropped all of her support and her $2M annual contribution because they would not elect her as the head of their board. For the first time in a decade she was absent from their big annual event.
Which talk show hostess did a lot of apologizing over the phone to family and coworkers of the subject of that biopic she executive produced? She had to explain to them that her name was tacked on as a sort-of damage control and she had no final say about the film's content. Well she's right on that part. Maybe the family and coworkers need to get over it and stop whitewashing the past.
February 24, 2009
This one didn't actually happen at the Academy Awards per se, but happened at a celebrity watching party. A big and famous celebrity watching party. This D list celebutard embarrassed himself and everyone around him when he kept doing his “Indian impression” everytime the camera showed the Slumdog cast. Throughout the night he made disparaging remarks about anything and everything Indian until at one point a spouse of an actress at the same party told him if he did it one more time the spouse would kick the celebutard's ass.
Brandon Davis
July 21, 2014
This A list designer was overheard the other day discussing how she felt like her daughter was going overboard with eating and was becoming fat. Not a good thing to say.
Donatella Versace
December 30, 2008
What we have here is an actress who was definitely considered A list at the height of her fame. Academy Award nominated and in one of the most popular films of all time. Has a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Married to a director who, although, not as big as his actress wife, still happened to direct one of the most famous films of all time. Our director had been previously married and had children from that marriage. One of those children was a son. Well things happen as they say and the step mom actress and her step son just could not control what happened and eventually wound up in bed together. One day, the dad/husband/director came home to find his son and his wife having, umm relations. Well it turns out that the wife during the course of this marriage had children both from her director husband and also from her stepson.
Gloria Grahame "It's a Wonderful Life"/Nicholas Ray "Rebel Without a Cause"
July 21, 2014
This old, former talk show host was on the verge of tears after walking a recent red carpet because no reporter really wanted to talk to him.
Regis Philbin
July 21, 2014
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is getting married soon and is being forced to pay for the entire thing herself. Her soon to be husband says he doesn't even have enough money to pay for a tux rental even though he is supposed to have a huge career.
Scarlett Johansson/Romain Dauriac
November 21, 2008
So in this one we have a musician. B+ list group, but our musician definitely has A list name recognition. Our musician has an ex although that status seems to change daily. The ex fancies herself as an actress, but really she is just a celebutard with more luck than Heather Mills. Well, our musician has never really believed a word that comes out of his ex's mouth, especially concerning one of her ex's and she has several high profile ones. Well, the musician was supposed to be recording, but when it got canceled he decided to go surprise his ex at her lunch appointment with her agent. Umm, when he got to the spot though, all he found was his ex and her very, very famous ex lip locked in a back booth of the restaurant. Shouting match followed, but lucky for our musician, nothing else ensued.
Travis Barker/Shanna Moakler/Oscar De La Hoya
July 21, 2014
It's pretty awkward when you are a B list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show and have been telling your new actress love that she is the one for you and have a woman you slept with the previous weekend come up and ask when they are going to hook up again.
Ian Somerhalder/Nikki Reed
November 13, 2008
It seems as if the housing crisis has hit just about everyone, even celebrities. This recently divorced B list actor on a hit network show lost most of his money in his divorce. After the divorce he bought a new place which he could barely afford even with his salary. Being single and available he was spending every night out and not saving a penny. When the writer strike came along he didn't have any money at all and all of the furniture he had been leasing was taken from him. He was living in a 5,000 square foot house with a tv and a chair. When his castmates heard about his plight and that his house was going to be foreclosed they took up a collection and raised enough to pay his mortgage for the next year. Fell good story huh? It is until you realize that he has been spending all their kindness money on trips to Vegas and going out, and just thinking that his next payday is right around the corner. We'll see.
Tracy Morgan
July 21, 2014
This former A+ list singer has dropped to B and is struggling to get a new record deal even with her A list name recognition. Sleeping with the married head of a label is probably not the best idea for her considering the controversy she is still trying to shake.
M.I.A
September 26, 2014
Calling this person even a celebutard is pretty much a bump up in status. He really would be totally unknown if it were not for this actress/singer he is dating. She is very young, but it has not stopped them from being sexually active. To make sure there is no scandal or some embarrassing photos caught on camera, the couple has to be intimate only at our singer's home.
Justin Gaston/Miley Cyrus
July 21, 2014
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee told her soon to be ex-husband that she wanted the kids this weekend. He agreed, but will be ticked off when he finds out she left them with a nanny so she could hook up with one of her exes instead.
Gwyneth Paltrow
September 25, 2008
Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn't hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly.
Marisa Tomei
July 20, 2014
Throughout their careers, these two A++ singers, one male and one female, hated each other and for good reason. Back when they were on the brink of fame in the late 1930s, he tried to hook up with her with disastrous results. After dining and seeing a show at a nightclub, the married crooner parked his car in the local lover's lane and went in for the kill. He was one step close to sexually assaulting her, after he unsnapped the back of her bra and exposed himself to her. She did the only thing she could… slap him so hard that it left a mark on his face. She slammed the car door shut and yelled at him “I'm not going to be one of those cheap floozies you fuck around with! Your wife will love it that you put the move on a black girl!” Apparently the wife did find out and turned a blind eye like with the rest of his dalliances. The diva was still married (with two kids) to her first husband, but was then separated from him after he went on one too many trips to the bar.
Flash forward several years later and they're both working at the same movie studio.. and on the same movie: an all-star musical extravaganza which they both sang a few numbers in. When the diva first found out that she was going to co-star in the movie with him, she begged the producer to take her off the film not explaining why. Enter the very good female friend of both singers (who also appeared in the film), another A++ list legend, who told the diva to suck it up and ask if she could shoot around her foe. During the filming of this movie, the diva was scheduled to sing at a charity concert with many of the performers from this film, but when she found out he was going to be on the bill with her, she called up her friend to fill in for her and explained to her why she couldn't go on. When friend #1 died a few decades later, she moved her seat at the memorial service so she wouldn't go near her arch enemy.
It also is worth noting that the crooner married another good friend of the diva, an A/B-list actress, and was hammered with phone calls every time he laid a hand on her.
Diva - Lena Horne, crooner - Frank Sinatra, Friend #1 - Judy Garland, Movie: Till the Clouds Roll By, Friend #2 - Ava Gardner
September 3, 2008
You can add drug dealer to the list of accomplishments of this “porn” celebutard. Apparently though, he makes even celebrities pay for it much to the chagrin of this allegedly clean, home team B- film and television actress who spent much of Friday night trying to convince our tard that she was good for the money, and was even willing to play for the other team on film if he could see his way into giving her some. They weren't seen leaving together, so apparently he wasn't interested. Unlike him, but possible. Would be a big money maker.
Rick Salomon/Michelle Rodriguez
