Which R&B songstress has been bitching to anybody who will listen about that diva who snagged that Vegas residency that was all but planned for singer #1? She also has been whining about how singer #2 never sings live and she would never lipsync. Get over it!
July 8, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is much like an old character he played and spends his days walking and digging through trash cans and then turns in cans for money at the end of each day.
Nick Nolte
What former A-list pop singer nearly OD'd after a coke bender a few weeks ago? Maybe she finally find out that her tour and albums are flopping, after her army of yes men telling her otherwise. She needs rehab pronto.
July 8, 2014
There is always a reason this foreign born B list singer/part-time actress has sex with someone. This time it was for drugs and cash and promises of a future business endeavor she has wanted for a long time.
Rita Ora
Easy, Easy: What Oscar winning director put his biopic of that legendary crooner on hold because the singer's kids didn't want him to focus on their dad's ties to the mob? Are they that delusional in trying to whitewash things that they damn well know about? (Yes, they are)
July 7, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actress who is in a new movie now, but is probably in the bottom half of the B range was stopped by a fan who called her by her first name. Bad move. She likes to be referred to as Ms._______. Yep. So, she turned the fan away and told him to come back when he has more manners. She is never nice to fans. This is just one that is recent. Rarely has a fan had a good interaction with this offspring.
Ashley Judd
What cable news anchor is hesitating on coming out because he doesn't want his ultra conservative Catholic parents to freak out? He's been dropping more-than-subtle hints on air though.
July 7, 2014
This former A list reality star from a cable franchise who was passed over for the most recent run is finalizing a deal to have a residency at a Nevada brothel. She will be there a week and is calling it research.
Farrah Abraham
What expectant mother, according to the tabloids, isn't really expecting at all? She's using a surrogate and will probably be out and about using the fake baby bump.
July 7, 2014
This A list morning talk show host has been begging producers to not renew the contract of her male co-host. They are not getting along at all. It is crazy behind the scenes and there has been lots of yelling between the pair.
Michael Strahan/Kelly Ripa
Which Bravo reality star who is engaged and says he's straight is sweating bullets because a gay sex tape made in his pre-fame days is currently being shopped around?
July 7, 2014
This married former actor turned reality host turned host was openly making out with another woman and had his hand under her bikini top over the weekend.
Nick Cannon (I thought I revealed this with all his other cheating ones at the time they announced their split, but missed it.)
What former American Idol contestant, who also ended up with another brief reality gig has been making several trips to Dubai lately to meet with some rich old men?
July 7, 2014
This former A list singer who has dated lots and lots of A list celebrities and actresses walked into an urgent care center last week. Apparently he was getting candle wax dripped on him and two whole candles landed on him and burned his chest hair. Pretty badly.
John Mayer
Which couple, consisting of two Oscar winners, presumably bought a new house but only the wife has been spotted at the location with the realtor? Makes you wonder if they're putting on a good front while their marriage continues to crumble...
July 7, 2014
I don't know if I have ever heard of this foreign born A list mostly movie actress ever doing something nice for someone, but while she was staying in a NYC hotel last week while doing press for her new movie she had room service send out meals to the five homeless guys who were sitting in front of the hotel panhandling. She sent them meals three times a day the entire four days she was there.
Keira Knightley
What former A-list tweener is using her new "boyfriend" to finagle a meeting with his cousin, whom she really has her eyes on?
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is top billing a movie right now quietly split from her partner of almost a decade. She is pretty young for a decade long relationship. Anyway, the pair split because she was molested as a child and as a result sex is an ordeal for her. She can cry or scream or shake and after years of therapy, things are just not getting better.
July 6, 2014
This A+ list singer from an A list group just bought a place in LA and his female celebrity friend has moved in. Guess he doesn't need to live with the ex any longer.
Chris Martin/Alexa Chung (she still stays there in town which must be awkward at times)
To say that it has been a long week would be an understatement. It has been a week filled with lots of hand wringing and change and more changes and lots of great feedback from many of you and lots of love and a lot of complaints. I read them and hear them all and things are much improved since Monday and will continue to do so over the next few weeks. It is as much of a learning curve for me as it is for you. I have literally read every e-mail and "Tip" and for those that left e-mail addresses I think I wrote all of you back. Everything you have said whether it is good or bad, I absorb and take in and a lot of changes and modifications that were requested by you this week have been made, even down to a color adjustment. If you want a smoother reading experience while the kinks are worked out you can always click on the Feedly button in the upper right. I love them. For those of you who have asked, I don't comment and there is no admin who comments either. I generally do my talking right here. Speaking of here, I will be here all weekend and next week at this time will be the annual MV clue. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.
#1 - This celebrity designer offspring left his coke stash in an airplane bathroom but didn't realize it and spent 30 minutes climbing under and over seats in First Class because he thought it rolled somewhere or fell out of his pocket. Finally a flight attendant handed him the vial, washed clean.
#2 - This Academy Award winning/nominated actress and her foreign born should have an Academy Award husband bought a new place just to host their swinger parties which have become so much in demand that they are thinking of opening a swinging club. They have come a long way from their dinner parties where she would make moves on guys while her husband watched.
#3- This former A list cable reality star who was on a hit MTV show sent out thousands of dollars of free stuff from her design line to convince celebrities to wear it. She only managed one person. Most celebrities returned it because they didn't want her to say that they wore it.
#4 - Yes, that was the celebrity/reality star mom giving her celebrity/reality star a lap dance the other night. Yes, it is fine if you wanted to be sick while watching it.
July 6, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who gets to stay as A list because of his name spent about $100K setting up his own private porn movie this weekend. He is out of town and hired a group of women to participate with him being the star and had a crew film the whole thing.
Mel Gibson
July 6, 2014
I don't even know why I bother to make these blind because they are so easy, but this C list rapper was in Vegas with his A list reality star girlfriend. While she was in the bathroom he was groping every waitress he could find and making plans to see them the next day when his girlfriend would be busy.
Khloe Kardashian/French Montana
July 6, 2014
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show was yelled at by her husband and brought to tears because she was talking to a guy while wearing her bikini. The husband is incredibly jealous and extremely insecure.
Kaley Cuoco
January 2, 2007
This A list actress has a squeaky clean reputation and for the most part is well deserved. EXCEPT for the little scam she loves to play when fulfilling her shoe fetish. One thing about having children is they make a great cover story. Our actress had no fear when she had the children in tow. Pair after pair of shoes would be tried on and discarded. Too small, too big, just not right, until the salesperson would have twenty or thirty boxes of shoes out amongst our actress and her offspring. At that point she would be pleasant and ask the salesperson to just try one more pair. When the salesperson was in back, our actress would make an even bigger mess while taking three or four pairs of shoes and hiding them amongst strollers, backpacks and other baby necessities. When the salesperson would come back, our star makes an excuse about a toddler needing to eat or needing a bathroom and quickly leaving. Our star does not need the money, she just loves the thrill. Word has made the rounds among stores but no one wants to lose her business so they just keep quiet and let her play her game.
Reese Witherspoon
October 23, 2007
You know the singer with all of the towels? Well it turns out this singer plans her bathroom visits in advance. Ten minutes before she needs to go, she tells a member of her staff to clean the entire bathroom, especially the toilet and to make sure there are candles lit and music playing. She does this even when she just has to pee.
Mariah Carey
October 10, 2007
Big day for cheating. But probably the biggest was this married former A list award winning actor, and now a B lister with A list name recognition. Got back to his hotel the other night and was feeling a little lonely without the missus who is also an actress around so he dialed up some strippers for his room. Two came to the room and spent most of the night there. Don't know if there was sex involved or just a show.
Sean Penn
This A list celebrity and probably A+ in her little corner of the entertainment world yelled at her wonderful daughter the other day because the daughter has not embraced plastic surgery at all, and the mother is a huge fan. Apparently the mother also sets up the daughter with a minimum of two blind dates a week that the daughter must attend.
This Teen Mom was found passed out on pills at home while her kid(s) were screaming and crying and trying to "wake up mommy."
This almost/sometimes/maybe A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee, and not for the super size franchise she was in but everyone forgets. She is also being stalked. The situation is so scary that the actress never travels or goes anywhere without her boyfriend or a bodyguard or friends and has even dwindled her famous social media posts down to nothing for fear the stalker could find her or that she will attract even more stalkers. She has turned herself into a shut in while not working.
This soon to be A list mostly movie actress when her widely anticipated movie is released has a new boyfriend. He is a celebrity. He is also someone who cheats frequently and has been doing so in the short amount of time the couple have been dating. Groupies and celebs. He will take whatever he can get. His most surprising celebrity(not actress) hookup also hooks up with that recently uncoupled celebrity.
Proving that quite possibly every person wants their own reality show, this newlywed has been pressuring her A+ list mostly movie actor for a reality show. She has tried to sell it to him and others as her doing good for people and the cameras following her and he would not be in it very much but wants him to make it happen yesterday. She pitched it as fashion houses by day and helping others by night.
The phone of this A+ list celebrity/performer only is capable of dialing ten phone numbers. What her handlers don't know is that one of those ten numbers is a friend who will conference call other people, including an ex.
September 30, 2007
This B list, award winning, aging actress who was on a hit television show for years and is now trying again won't be getting any free clothes for some time. Seems that everytime she gets something free to wear to an award show she either purposely names a different designer or in the case at last week's Emmy's trashed the designer to whoever asked about what she was wearing. The latest designer was so ticked off that he called everyone he could think of to make sure she never gets free things again.
Patricia Heaton
July 3, 2014
What former child actress who's best remembered for her role on a classic '90s sitcom was caught smoking a blunt with Snoop Dogg at a BET Awards after party?
Tatyana Ali
#1 - This A list writer/director of mainly television fare is back on drugs in a big way. When I mean big way, I mean as in doing lines off naked women while only wearing the tie from the suit you were wearing three hours earlier.
#2- This married former A+ list mostly movie action actor tried to hit on one of my favorites the other night and she kicked him in the balls. His way of hitting on her was to grab her breasts and grind against her.
#3 - This B list celebrity offspring got paid for a recent gig but it wasn't her work. She paid some guy $50 to give her a program he did. She earned $10K for the night.
July 3, 2014
It probably was not the best idea to have this B list mostly movie actor and his delicate sobriety to star in a film with this B list mostly movie actress big drinker. The two have been partying a lot together. The actor's girlfriend says the actor has stopped coming home at night too.
Daniel Radcliffe/Marisa Tomei
July 3, 2014
This A+list mostly movie actor thinks he is the only one cheating in his relationship with this B list mostly movie actress. She invented new ways to cheat and would drop the actor in a second if she found a better option.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
July 3, 2014
This B list talk show host had a falling out with her actress best friend because of an incident with the boyfriend of the actress and a hot tub and some nudity.
Chelsea Handler/Jennifer Aniston
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was probably closer to A+ when he had his franchise had a horrible argument with his wife the other day and it was not about his cheating. She walked out as she usually does every year about this time because he won't stop talking about his former wife. She is getting tired of it and wants to come first.
October 5, 2007
“What wife? No, I think you have me confused with one of my brothers.” So sayeth this married actor brother as he groped and fondled the woman he met in the bar for the first time just 30 minutes earlier.
Stephen Baldwin
September 7, 2007
This female singer and her not quite as famous sister haven't spoken to each other in almost a month. Seems they have been feuding about their careers and the celebrity boyfriend of one of them. Their parents have tried to patch up the feud, and have resorted to trying to get both sisters at the same events by trickery, but they aren't having any of it. At this point the sisters can't stand each other.
Beyonce/Solange Knowles
This B- list mostly television actor has a name that makes you think of old movies or even the silent era. Openly gay after years of publicly hiding, our actor with the various famous friend and very famous enemy probably has a new enemy after he cheated on his significant other with an older teen who is about a third our actor's age.
This former B list mostly movie actress turned B list television actress on a hit pay cable show has hit the skids lately with no one wanting to hire her. part of the reason might be the pills. She emerged from her apartment the other day for the first time in a week after a massive bender. Her maid said it smelled like death inside.
This former B+ list celebrity turned part-time reality star is still technically married. She also dropped $5K two nights ago on female strippers and lap dances before taking one home. No big deal, except the stripper thought it was going to be a one on one thing and left when she discovered there was a guy there who also wanted to be part of the fun.
Feel like living on the edge a little? This former A list celebrity who was infamous rather than famous is having trouble making ends meet. Her last influx of cash was from the sale of her book. She has been making ends meet she says by working a regular job but in reality her boyfriend is acting as her pimp and she is setting up dates for cash to take advantage of her fame I wonder if she would team up with Casey Anthony.
This A list performer is getting married and wants to make everything look right when his new wife announces she is pregnant. He sure does love making babies but never has the time to see any of the ones he has made before unless it is for publicity. He thinks it is looking back and not forward.
This married A list mostly television actress on a hit network show that everyone loves was crushed the other night because she was supposed to be at an event with her married co-star and then had plans she had set up for an elaborate late night dinner. He canceled though when he couldn't get away from his wife.
This B list mostly movie actor who missed out on a second chance in a big franchise has had some issues with women and violence in the past. This weekend he let things get out of hand again but convinced the woman to take money instead of calling the police.
July 3, 2014
This very recent Academy Award nominee/winner visited a sex club in Europe the other night but got a little too drunk and ended up really hurting one of the models working there while trying out the bondage equipment.
Michael Fassbender
I don't think this person has ever made it into this space. She is a B list celebrity/reality star on a multiple A list reality franchise. Not the biggest name on the show at all. Probably only third or fourth in that regard, but still well known and loved. She probably also has the most generous heart. She donated her salary for the past two seasons and all of her endorsement money for the past year to various schools so they can have their own gardens and grow food and has also arranged to have kitchen equipment donated so the kids can cook what they grow. She has helped five schools to date and hopes to expand it nationally.
July 3, 2014
This C list celebrity offspring is supposedly in a relationship with another person. That is what the other person is saying and trying to make money off it. Our C lister though has been hooking up with a different person the past few days while at the beach.
Ireland Baldwin/Angel Haze
July 3, 2014
You would think this B+ list mostly movie actor who used to be an A list tweener would learn. Nope. He just couldn't pass up hanging out with his best friend and celebrating the friend's birthday. The same friend who has been his long time drug dealer and the one who makes sure the tweener is well supplied with drugs and women.
Zac Efron
July 2, 2014
Why yes, that was a transgendered woman this C list celebrity was talking to at a bar two nights ago. And yes, she met up with him a few hours later. He just can't get enough. Not Hank Baskett.
Casper Smart
This former A list athlete/celebrity has told his agent to sign him for as many things as possible out of town because he is tired of being with his girlfriend 24/7. His problem though is he equally hates telling all of his partners about his STD so is kind of stuck.
September 21, 2007
This curvy female singer didn't lose all her recent weight just with diet and exercise, but with a little help from a knife and some pills.
Mariah Carey
September 21, 2007
This height challenged male singer of extraordinary pedigree, was eating at a restaurant the other night which is Michelin rated. When he got his food he sent it back twice, but not before letting his guests sample the food and almost finishing the plates before he deemed it awful. He finally just threw his hands in the air and told the waiter he wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. When the waiter informed the chef, the chef caved and made it, but not before someone went down to the corner and bought some peanut butter. When it came back, our singer returned it because the crusts hadn't been removed. Finally it came back perfect and our singer spent 45 minutes eating one sandwich which was 1 hour after the restaurant closed.
Prince
This still fairly new East Coast Housewife has learned a little something from Taylor Armstrong. All of our Housewife's expensive bags are knockoffs and her jewelry is all fake too. The good news is she doesn't have to turn tricks any longer because she is making a decent living on the show.
That makes three for her last three. This still A list director has been cheated on by her husband and her last two significant others. She caught her husband the other day for the umpteenth time.
With his wife across country and unable to join him, this former A-/B+ list performer turned reality star turned everything to make a buck has been like a kid in a candy store and has been sampling different women every night. He just shows up somewhere and women flock to him even though the world knows he is married and at least one or two are willing to go back to his hotel.
Apparently this former B list athlete/former reality star/wannabe actor can't handle the pressure of trying to hide his sexuality. With a one night stand set to sell his story to a tabloid, our B lister has been ramping up the drug use and even his long time friend/beard has lost control and given up.
This B+ list mostly television actress who got lucky with a very big pay cable hit is looking for a new job now that it is ending. Well, she already has one job. This isn't about that though, it is about if you criticize her she will bully you until you submit and make your life a living hell. She will create fake Twitter and other social media accounts and post all of your private information online. She is one of the biggest celebrity bullies but no one ever calls her out on it.
This married A- list mostly movie actress who is much more known for her one good television role rather than her forgettable movie roles has been loving filming out of town because she and her fashion executive have been able to spend every night together for the past two weeks.
Despite being rebuffed multiple times the other night, this foreign born A list model/part-time actress continues to pursue this former A list tweener actress turned addict/bad actress with horrible decision in men. Our model has been texting and calling and inviting her to parties and thinks she can wear the former tweener down.
January 31, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actress disappeared for a few months because she had a plastic surgery that went wrong and had to stay in hiding until her body could heal enough to repair the previous damage.
Renee Zellweger
It has been a long time since this space was filled with this person. I think she has only been in the space one previous time and it was for something that was really bad, but not evil. This is evil. She finally has found her perfect situation. She is a permanent A list celebrity. She will always be one. There is no changing that. The family, her career, she will always be A list. She has always had her secrets and her kinks. She finally found a person though who can deliver what she needs and when and matches her level of secrecy. The maids and domestic help they hire as a couple never see their home country again. They are selected by photos and videos taken by recruiters. They are then forced to work as domestic help 12 hours a day and available to be used as sexual playthings the other 12 hours a day. Our celebrity is the most frequent user of them. She has fetishes and needs that match others close to her and she has the resources now to make all of it happen. Families of help who have been hired by our celebrity say that some have gone missing and never returned home. An investigation was cut off almost immediately and the families given a small sum to be quiet. They disappear because our celebrity sometimes goes too far. Everyone always thinks of our celebrity as this nice person they remember as an innocent tweener. That was a long time ago and you should know that everyone close to her is just as sick and twisted as our celebrity.
January 30, 2014
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy who is pretty young, but legal, gave an interview this week. It was for radio. She could never have made it through a television one. She was wasted and kept spilling out of her dress. Apparently she chose to go braless for the interview and at some point just gave up trying to get her breasts to stay in place.
Sarah Hyland
January 27, 2014
This B list mostly movie actor turned work whenever I can get it when the franchise isn't filming says he has a boyfriend. He also says the boyfriend is the love of his life. I wonder if the boyfriend knows about the co-star our actor hooks up with everyday around 5pm.
Zachary Quinto
January 29, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actor who has stayed A list for several decades has now mainly moved to television. The very straight actor showed up at the emergency room this week with “an object in his anus” that needed to be removed. That was probably an uncomfortable ride to the hospital.
Robin Williams
This foreign born A- list band member was at a high class event with his actress significant other this past week and actually shot himself up with heroin in one of the bathroom stalls. You could see right through the cracks. He had everything in his suit pocket.
September 5, 2007
This gorgeous B-/C list film actress/collector with the B+ name recognition has been a reveal in the past in this space. Seems that our actress has added a new playmate to her collection but is still in charge despite the fact there are now three in the group.
Leelee Sobieski
September 6, 2007
This athlete's divorce could be very messy because he was tailed by two private detectives for much of the past year. Seems there is video and photos of our athlete with a bevy of different women in many compromising positions and situations. The detectives also managed to track down an unknown credit card used entirely for his liaisons which includes charges from strip clubs, escort services and large cash withdrawals.
Shaquille O'Neal
This current B+ list Disney tweener is way under age, but had a breast enlargement to try and cover the fact that she has an eating disorder. Instead of getting her help, her parents said yes because they don't want the money train to stop.
What A-list media mogul and television personality was seen with his longtime boyfriend for (possibly) the first time in public?
What barely-hanging-on to A-list actor and former tweener was seen at the same party snorting some coke and getting the digits of an attractive male busboy? His "girlfriend"/beard was only present when photogs snapped him entering and exiting the club.
Which A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee used one of his PR people as a decoy? The actor had the PR person dressed in his clothes as a disguise. He also paid some scantily clad hookers to pose with his fake self for staged paparazzi shots.
This A list mostly television actor who is going for back to back hit shows although in totally different places on your television dial kept partying with his girlfriend even when she was several months pregnant. He didn't want to party alone, but was also ticked off when she lost the baby in a miscarriage.
January 24, 2014
This former A list singer/celebrity/reality star who crashed and burned in the biggest way possible was at a club this week and got free bottle service with her guy. She drank a full bottle and then complained because it wasn't expensive enough and threw a tantrum until the club produced a bottle they sell in the club for $5000. She is really becoming very unlikable.
Ashlee Simpson
January 21, 2014
This forever A+ list mostly movie actor with multiple Oscar nominations and wins has been telling people in the past couple of weeks that he spent a night with this almost A+ list mostly movie actress who is about a quarter his age. She thought it would help her career and it definitely hasn't hurt.
Jack Nicholson/Jennifer Lawrence
June 20, 2007
I've heard this before, and allegedly Very Bad Things is loosely based on it to some extent. However, I always thought of it as a Hollywood legend until I recently met someone in the producer's family. When I say family, there is one widow and one child. No other family. None.
A fairly minor producer died within the past month or so. It wasn't really noteworthy for the most part, but there were three or four very happy actors to see him pass. All of the actors are aging, but not George Burns old or anything. In fact, they are still A list at least by reputation. Could they carry a movie OR television show on their own anymore? Probably not. Are they regularly in movies AND television? Yes. See, back in the day there was a party like you could only have in Hollywood's glory days. Martinis, cigars and lots of beautiful women. Well it turns out that one of the beautiful women didn't go home at the end of the night. There was some incident involving either five or six actors. Two have died. Not knowing what to do, these actors got a studio gofer, now our dead producer and told him to get rid of the body and not tell anyone about it or tell anyone where the body was buried. Throughout the remainder of the producer's life, these actors took care of him, but were always afraid he would spill the secret because he was the only one who knew where the body was buried. No body, no case. Now, they are just worried that something will show up in the estate sale and some person will stumble onto a letter or some other evidence hidden in a desk drawer which will come back to haunt them. Maybe that's why one of the actors offered to buy the house with everything in it at a price that is twice what the place is worth. Still waiting to see if it will be accepted, but there won't be an estate sale yet for sure. The actors think they are being careful and that their true motives are unknown. Not at all the case, but the producer's widow is happy to take their money and be done with it. One hint is they have all been in at least one western. Although it could be on television OR in a movie.
January 14, 2014
“Could you look more black?” Television executive to this B- list mostly television actress this week who once was on a very big television show. Super sized even. She told him to f**k off.
Aisha Tyler
January 10, 2014
This B- list mostly television actress who can also sing used to rush home with her co-star and have sex with him before her other co-star roommate would get home. Those two ended up dating.
Dianna Agron/Cory Monteith (he ended up dating the other roommate Lea Michele)
January 10, 2014
This actress is B list. Actually with the number of shows she is on she could be almost A list. Anyway, our actress is still a minor. She is also dating/having sex with a guy in his 30's and is doing it with the blessing of her family. They like the guy and think he is a good influence. Of course they introduced the guy to her so that may be why they like him. I think it is creepy.
Ariel Winter
June 11, 2007
This B list brunette actress who has been in exactly four movies this year hooked up with her married leading man, A-list co-star on one of the films. He's still married and living with his wife, but it didn't stop our happy couple from going house hunting over the weekend.
Eva Mendes/Nicolas Cage
June 7, 2007
This B list actress who has a fondness for women has been doing very well at staying off the booze after her recent trouble. VERY recently however she fell off the wagon in a big way and embarrassed herself and others as she tried to hit on every woman at an event. When she was rejected she would curse at them, then one minute later be all smiles and move on to the next person.
Michelle Rodriguez
June 29, 2007
This B list film actress who is an A list gold-digger and not afraid to take it all off in films was recently stopped by police for driving a stolen car. Turns out her boyfriend had bought it for her, but kept it in his name. When he realized what a gold digger she was, he kicked her out. She left in the car and he reported it stolen. No charges were filed.
Denise Richards/Richie Sambora (It is amazing what happens in seven years. I actually like Denise a lot now and think she is a great mom)
June 29, 2007
Go back in time and you will see this married A list film actor has a problem with a great deal of body hair. Body hair on top of body hair. Then, a month or so ago. Poof. All gone. Why? His new 20 year old girlfriend could handle the age difference but not the hair so he had it all waxed. Psssst. Everywhere. Yes, even there. And yes, there also.
Robin Williams
March 22, 2007
When you are a star female movie actress during your teenage years and you do a bunch of drugs, then it is entirely possible that 20 years later no one will understand anything you are saying or mumbling. This actress made about as much sense as a Peter Gabriel video.
Ione Skye
March 22, 2007
So what does it mean when you go around bragging about how much you are going to make off a video when you have been saying all along that none of it was your idea and that you had no idea it would ever be released? Does _______ know about you and the tall pierced one? (I know you know the blank, but don't want to make it too obvious which is why I put it there.)
Kim Kardashian/Ray-J/Dennis Rodman
April 4, 2007
So this publicity hungry singer has a pretty bad reputation already. Seems that at a show he did not so long ago he went completely out of control. (He would've given Joe Francis a run for his money) Before the show even started he presented a challenge to his crew. “First one who scores 20 Xanax for me gets a plasma television.” Thirty minutes later a member of the crew was looking at new plasmas on the internet.
During this particular concert our singer was the opening act. Instead of retreating to the dressing room or his bus, the singer decided to hang around on the side of the stage. There were several attractive young women and he went up to each. While he was talking to them he would grab their butt and bring them closer to him. If they tried to get away he would grab them and make them struggle to get away.
After the concert, the tour bus was crowded. Primarily on board were girls/women of the late teenage variety. Some were openly making out with members of the backing band and crew. Other girls/women were passed out. Those that were passed out were being drawn on with a Sharpie by our singer. His favorite thing to draw were pictures of male genitalia around their mouths and obscene words on any exposed part of their body. If there was not enough skin exposed he would expose it.
If a girl was passed out and didn't have a friend with her to take her home, they would just leave the girl there passed out and drive to the next city. When the girl woke up, they would kick her off the bus, no matter the location and let her fend for herself. Of course they can choose a different option instead, but it involves every member of the band with the singer going first.
Howie Day
January 10, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is living off his millions but still has a name that gets people to turn their heads does not go for the usual rub and tug. He goes for the full waxing of his body from neck down and then gets tugged. Apparently there is something for everyone. Remember when he dated________. That was a strange coupling. Then of course look who she married and it starts to make more sense.
Keanu Reeves/Sandra Bullock/Jesse James
