Crazy Days and Nights: 1/12/14

Saturday, January 18, 2014

SAG Awards Telecast

Have at it and if the comments get too bulky I will start a new post.

This A list mostly movie actress has one king size bed in her hotel at Sundance. And one female roommate. They seemed pretty giddy checking in. It would be nice if she just came clean about her sexuality.

Blind Item #3

I never thought I would see this B list get whatever she can actress with A+ list name recognition dancing on tables while drunk but she did this week. She took her two friends out and they had a room for twenty people to themselves. The whole dancing on tables thing loses its impact if there are only two of you and a waitress coming in to drop off another bottle.

Blind Item #2

The most depressing sight that anyone has seen in quite some time happened this week. A pregnant former A list reality star still with A list name recognition trying to get work by offering herself up for the casting couch.

Blind Items Revealed

September 11, 2013

This A list designer was asked if this former A list tween actress and now a C+ list actress with A list name recognition trying to make it in acting again could have a front row seat to the show. The designer said no because the actress is not in much any longer and he only has time for people who are popular. Later that day the designer got a call from his nominal boss/financial backer and yelled at for 15 minutes. The actress is their number one customer and spent several hundred thousand of her own dollars on the designer's fashions last year and called the boss and said she would never do business with the company again. The designer tried to call the actress but she wouldn't take his call. He forgot she is rich without acting.

Hilary Duff

Blind Items Revealed

September 11, 2013

This A+ list mostly movie actress who should be an Academy Award winner/nominee but has had to settle for Golden Globes and BAFTA's is with a very interesting guy. Apparently there are fears he is using our actress for the ability to travel more freely across borders and as a cover for whatever he really does for a living because it's not what he has claimed. He has no family or friends and his background stands up to about 30 seconds of probing before it all falls apart. The name he uses is not real and matches no one with his description. The person she is with didn't exist before the two got together. Does she know? Does she care?

Scarlett Johansson/Romain Dauriac

Blind Items Revealed - Kindness

September 9, 2013

This B-/C+ list mostly television actress has been as high as a B when she was starring on that huge network television monster hit. Since then she has worked here and there and has been on a hit show but it was premium cable so not that many people watched. Anyway she used to travel extensively and with an ex, visited a town in Africa and met with some women there who said there was no school because they could not afford to pay for a teacher. Our actress has been paying the entire salaries for two teachers for five years now and also paid for a new school to be built and computers and internet. She has done it all herself and has not asked for any other help or contributions.

Lisa Kudrow

Blind Items Revealed

September 9, 2013

"If you f**k with me I will f**k you right back. If you are married and you tick me off, I will seduce your husband and f**k him. I've done it before and I'll do it again. (Former almost A list mostly television actress from two huge shows who still has A list name recognition)

Shannen Doherty

Blind Items Revealed

September 9, 2013

This A list celebrity/former singer and now reality star and possible future singer was being discussed over the weekend by her celebrity ex who doesn't play music but does play something else. He says that when they were dating that they would have sex and after it was over the celebrity would tell him that she forgot to take her pill. She would do this frequently. He was convinced she was trying to get pregnant and if he tried to use a condom she would refuse to have sex with him.

Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo

Blind Items Revealed

September 9, 2013

The last time this B list mostly television actress who seems to keep finding work and being the lead in television show despite no discernible talent was in a sex shop it was to find some things for her "boyfriend." This time though the actress purchased some heavy black leather boots for herself and a whip and a $2500 PVC corset that she ordered specifically for herself. That should be an interesting night. I hope it isn't her just ordering a really expensive Halloween costume because that wouldn't be any fun.

Rachel Bilson

Blind Items Revealed

September 8, 2013

This A+ list celebrity/rapper brought his A list celebrity girlfriend to tears when he barred her from Fashion Week because he needed to work and have some time with his assistant without the girlfriend making demands on our A+ lister's time.

Kim Kardashian/Kanye West

Blind Items Revealed

September 8, 2013

This celebrity is probably still a solid B+ with A list name recognition. She was on one of the most famous television shows ever and has also done a lot of reality television. She also has hooked up with some really interesting people, but last night could have been the most interesting. Our do everything celebrity and a B- list actress who is not known for being shy were sitting at the same table as this A list tweener who is a bit of a goody goody. The two table companions decided to have fun with the tweener and started making out and groping each other and inviting the tweener to join them. Throughout the night they kept doing it and the tweener grew more and more uncomfortable before finally fleeing and not returning. This will be revealed.

Carmen Electra/Bai Ling/Victoria Justice

Blind Items Revealed

September 7, 2013

This B+ list mostly movie actor with a very violent temper was at a party last night. When women would come up to him and talk he would give them a quick look and most of the time send them on their way with just a wave of his hand. Two women came up to talk to him and he asked them one question. "Do you want to go have sex?" They said no. A third said yes and he was out the door. Hope he didn't beat her.

Terrence Howard

Blind Item #1

This A list reality star thinks she is going to get a huge deal signed and make a lot of money. Not so fast. The woman behind the throne of the decision making still hasn't forgiven our reality star for treating her like crap when the reality star thought the decision maker was a regular person. She even made the decision maker cry.

Tabloids Realize Justin Bieber Uses Drugs - Still Protecting Him

For at least two years I have been talking about Justin Bieber using drugs. He used to have parties in Atlanta a few years ago before he made people sign agreements and he would smoke pot and pop pills and take teens of a similar age off to one of his bedrooms and watch them like a Girls Gone Wild video. It's like the mainstream tabloids woke up en masse this week and decided that Justin does drugs or all had a secret meeting and said it was ok to transition from fawning over the guy and stepping it up from the once he was in a room with pot to now he needs rehab. I love how a couple of the tabloids are assured he has never taken coke in his life. Really? And is the same person who told them he never did drugs? You have got to be kidding me? They probably got their information from the same person who has the tabloids convinced that people go to rehab for months and months just for stress. The whole industry is so concerned with making sure they have access to celebrities for their covers and cover stories and getting to go to premieres for the free food and booze and gift bags that they lose sight of what they are supposed to do and that is report. News. Gossip. Whatever it is. If you are always looking to kiss celebrity butt it is really difficult to also report anything negative about them. Somewhere this week someone or a group of someones decided they didn't need to kiss his butt any longer so they can all jump on Bieber doing drugs and Bieber needs rehab but they all decided to make sure the drugs sounded like soft drugs. Pot, prescription pills, Sizzurp that he mixes with Sprite like he has some type of upset stomach and can't handle the hard stuff.

Yeah, like Za was crushing up Molly and Xanax because he was bored one day. You know all of them are snorting it right up their nose and if they are doing that there is coke and a whole lot of other things but if they say something then Selena might not want to be on their covers or her publicist might keep other celebrities from giving interviews or inviting them to their homes. It makes me all sick.

Madonna The Racist- Doesn't Apologize For It

We already knew Madonna hated Hydrangeas which is strange because they are a pretty cool flower. Apparently she also has no respect for black people or is just a big fan of the N word because she used it to describe her lily white son in an Instagram photo yesterday. Who knew that Paula Deen and Madonna shared a love for something other than really bad blonde dye jobs. They both love the N word. Instead of an apology for using the N word, Madonna changed the Instagram caption and told people who were hating on her for using it that they could get off her d**k (above). I always knew she had one and that the whole Sex book was a big photoshop tribute.

Who doesn't say they are sorry even if they are not sorry? The fact she insulted the people who called her out shows that not only isn't she sorry for saying it but probably says it a lot. She probably thinks she is safe from criticism because she has sex with black people and adopted black kids. That is like saying you have friends of a certain color. I think if you use the N word like that you are a racist. You think that you can use it because you think you are better than that person. If you didn't think you were better you would respect the person or group of people and not say it. Does she call her youngest kids the N word or just the white ones?