Sunday, December 21, 2014

Blind Items Revealed #5

August 1, 2014

This foreign born A list comedian who is a sometime B list mostly movie actor was dumped by his girlfriend after she caught him in bed with two women one night. He said he couldn't help it and that she should expect it with him.

Russell Brand/Jemima Khan

Posted by ent lawyer at 3:15 AM

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  1. Ben4:59 AM

    "You gotta understand, love! I was completely powerless, love! I've really tried to withstand the primal urges of me knob but he simply overpowered me wee brain, love! If you want to blame anyone for this then blame HIM, love! I'm the victim here, love! ME WINKY IS OUT OF CONTROL, LOVE! ME WINKY IS HOLDING ME BRAIN HOSTAGE, LOVE! I NEED HELP, LOVE! HELP ME! Where are you going, love?"

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  2. Ginger5:05 AM

    Jemima is a beautiful lady but she is attracted to the worst men....Case and point, one of her previous boyfriends was Hugh Grant. Enough said!

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  3. it took forever5:19 AM

    to be honest she had to know this was coming

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  4. yves5:19 AM

    HA I totally read that in Russells voice and it works :)

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  5. Anna Katherine nonymous8:09 AM

    agreed, it's Russell brand ffs

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  6. IckyStick12:13 PM

    Find that dude repulsive. Though he did smile at me while I was walking past him on Melrose Ave. So there's that.

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  7. drunk chick1:56 PM

    I dont understand why girls would think this guy would be serious in a relationship. Let alone Katy Perry marrying him. That was just plain stupid.

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