August 11, 2014
This A list mostly television actor and his A list mostly movie actress girlfriend have one thing in common. Their absolute loathing for a common actress co-star who they will never work with again. It is what brought them together. Their mutual dislike for her.
Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis/Natalie Portman
I'm sure Natalie takes a seat and cries in a corner everyday because of this.
ReplyDeleteWhat do they bitch about, her Oscar and her acting talent?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Natalie tried to slip some extra tongue into that kiss?
ReplyDeleteStraight up^ @ Zilla!
ReplyDeleteAnd her impressive education. ( sorry kunkutcher-playing naked twister in the set of that 70's show is hard to compete with- academically speaking).
The fact that they were friends since always and singles in same time is a better point to start their relation
ReplyDeleteI can actually relate to this - Mr. F and I got together over the mutual dislike of our sophomore comp professor. And we're like Ashton and Mila - knew each other forever, fell in love while making fun of someone! FWIW, it's worked for us for almost 24 years.
ReplyDeleteI'm in shock that Natalie Portnan did a movie with Asston.
ReplyDeleteNo Strings Attached made after Mila made The Black Swan with her.
ReplyDeletei am sure natalie cries at night because two losers doesnt like her
ReplyDeleteLOL exactly!!
ReplyDeleteAshton became Steve Jobs. He has real talent.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't snark about it. I'd rather hang out with Mila and Ashton over that snotty bitch any day.
ReplyDeleteMila yes, Asston NFW!
ReplyDeleteShould I change my name? There is another Penelope here, didn't notice before.
ReplyDeleteAnd frankly, prepubescent looking Natalie strikes me as demanding, especially after being called worth high pay... I have a feeling she isn't a pleasure to work with. She isn't very talented, she doesn't fill seats (her hits were all ensemble casts with other stars, movies she headlines alone all bomb, so she isn't worth what she gets) and both of them were forced to kiss bony bum. I feel sorry for them and get it.
The joke's on Mila. What more than likely took 18 seconds to finish will cause her 18 years of headaches. I doubt Natalie remembers even working with these two.
ReplyDeleteNatalie is also a published academic. She probably doesn't even care they exist.
ReplyDeleteContrats for your couple
ReplyDeleteI am with Ashton and Mila. I heard from someone I know that Natalie is such a btch.
ReplyDeleteI've really liked her ever since "The Professional" & I think she definitely hold her own in ensembles like "Where The Heart Is" & "Closer"..i didn't like "Black Swan" sooo,...
ReplyDeletewhat's ~impressive~ about a rich and famous starlet shilling out the $$$ to attend an ivy league school?
ReplyDeleteand the fact that the doesn't seem to be as dumb as a lot of other celebrities doesn't excuse her exceptionally asshole-y statements or her being an utter nightmare to the people working with and around her (the Jane's Got A Gun debacle, anyone?)
Zing!
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