May 15, 2008
This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn't even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, “I've got my girlfriend believing I'm the best guy in the world. I'm a great actor.” They chose not to try and deduct the porn.
Cash Warren/Jessica Alba
My apologies but LMAO! Even though she is good looking, she is a terrible actress. And, she must also be so gullible to believe this booger wad.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I hear through the grapevine that the Honest Company may fold!
Didn't Honest Company just get some insane billion dollar valuation though, @ David?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I think most women can admit to being totally dickmatized at least once in their lives. I don't know how many actually marry the guy, though.
ReplyDeleteWell I predict Cash Warren changing accountants and maybe filing a complaint about breach of confidentiality.
ReplyDeleteThat was actually funny. He's a tool.
ReplyDeleteThats hilarious and doctor i've heard differing reports about the value of her company. I do think these people leak bullshit finance reports maybe as a way to boost sales or something like that
ReplyDeleteNot to drift off-topic, but who BUYS porn anymore?? Even in 2008, was anyone still paying for it? Was he unfamiliar with this newfangled thingamabob we call the internet?
ReplyDeleteConsidering that his dad was Bobby Hill on Hill Street Blues, maybe he is a good actor. She married him.
ReplyDelete^ This! 100%. I'm glad I'm not the only one out there that knows the truth in this. We've all been there.
ReplyDeleteGood point about the overvalue, yves. I do recall a few different articles saying the company is going to close then the "they're positioning for an IPO and are a billion dollar company" hype. Who knows.
ReplyDeletewow just wow so much on porn alone
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