Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Blind Item #1

This A list actor who usually provides comic relief and is generally considered over sized compared to his peers brought back four women to his place the other night and thought he was going to have an orgy. Instead, they took all his coke and drank all his booze and when he started wandering through the house naked touching them, they decided to leave because no one was willing to have sex with him. He was a mess.

8 comments:

  1. sandybrook10:33 PM

    how pathetic. He doesn't get very far w/o the pussy posse with him does he?

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  2. french girl10:37 PM

    Jonah hill after Dicaprio's birthday party

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  3. Princess Demandy-Pants10:45 PM

    Am I wrong for deriving pleasure from this particular instance? If it is Jonah Hill, he totally deserves it.

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  4. Nora Nader10:49 PM

    First thought: Jonah Hill.
    Don't feel sorry for him in the least. He's a pig.

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  5. drunk chick10:51 PM

    Disgusting Jonah Hill. He's got his head in his ass if he thought a girl would sleep with him, let alone 4. What a disgusting pig.

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  6. Thats funny and he deserves it

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  7. pretzel logic7:11 AM

    I can't even get past the mental image of Jonah Hill naked. *skin crawls*

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  8. Somebody ( That You Used To Know )9:38 AM

    Jonah looks like he smells of pepperoni and toe jam.

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