A popular tabloid which I don't really like had a meeting the other day with the PR team from this former A list mostly movie actress who has probably dropped to A- since her franchise ended. She has not been able to score a big hit other than one which she would probably want to forget. The PR team is concerned because they feel like they don't get enough positive publicity from the tabloid and the tabloid says they have a hard time coming up with stories that don't include her female lover. At that point the PR team freaked out and said that our actress is straight and that how dare the tabloid and the tabloid people responded by saying, they meant nothing by it and will make sure they take the line that our actress is straight and that men love her but before they can give her any kind of sexiest woman alive thing, that they are going to need to see her with a boyfriend or have some type of male/female romance. They have no problems with our actress being gay, but if her people want her to be straight, then they need to come up with a boyfriend quickly or there will be very few story lines or articles that can be written. The PR team said they would come up with one and they even worked on a time,line for stories about the new couple.
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KStew and kneepads
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking more like US Weekly LOL
DeleteAin't no way KStew is being considered for sexiest woman alive.
ReplyDeleteAgreed
DeleteSame thing was said about Goop though...
DeleteThis reads as K-Stew except I don't think she's anywhere near A- now, is she? Enty's ratings suck. Also, what other "hit" has she been in?
ReplyDeleteI guess they might be referring to snow white or the Joan Jett movie? On the road was more indie...
DeleteDef. KStew.
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..knows the answer but will let the F fella win ;)
(Actually, I was thinking Dragon Tat girl)
Ha! If they voted Nick Nolte the "Sexiest Man Alive" (they did), then K-Stew definitely has a chance at the female version.
ReplyDeleteOk but that wasn't present day Nick Nolte
DeleteTrue but the hottest Nolte could have ever been is no match for Ryan Gosling who has never won...PR bastards.
DeleteAnd tbh I'd rather with KStew than GOOP
ReplyDelete@Topper Madison...I am thinking Snow White and Huntsmen?
ReplyDeleteMichelle Roderguiz is in the Fast and Furious and Avatar franchises, both of which are still ongoing. I don't think she'd be considered A- though.
Lily Collins
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ReplyDeleteOh it appears she's had a boyfriend all year. Disregard.
DeleteMichelle Rodriguez had a very public relationship with Cara Delevigne. So while being bisexual is certainly a possibility, I doubt her PR team can try to sell her as "straight".
ReplyDeleteIf Michelle Rodriguez was ever named Sexiest Woman Alive I'd seriously have to reconsider humanity as a whole; that woman is about as attractive as a dead rat.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely KStew. Movie she would like to forget would be Snow White.
ReplyDeleteMichelle went to zero trouble to conceal her very sexual fling with Cara D so it's not her
ReplyDeleteIf it's KStew they are going to have to do a drastic personality fix, not just create a male BF.
ReplyDeleteAre we forgetting the kstew/rpatz relationship and then the very public affair with the married man (real or fake). They were just trying to link her to jlaws ex. Kstew doesn't fit they have no problem pretending she's straight. Rooney Mara sounds better.
ReplyDeleteI don't think rooney has been in a true franchise. Plus it was widely rumored her intimate relationship with David Fincher as well as Daniel Craig.
DeleteIsn't here sister Kate bumping uglies w that cute actress from Juno?
DeleteBut with the new butch haircut and only appearing as a single for now over a year KStew fits.
DeleteYeah, Stewart. But what really strikes me lately when I have a chance to read CDAN, are all the blinds that seem to hark back to the whole era of the tabloid "Confidential". Everything today smoke and mirrors, pay for play, that one blind about extorting the celeb to suppress a story... so sad.
ReplyDeleteKStew's other hit could be Snow White and the Huntsman. I hope she is gay or bi, but it's a bummer that any actor feels they still have to hide it.
ReplyDeleteIf they want Kstew to be anywhere near sexiest anything they may consider tapping in to the alternate universe theory.
ReplyDeleteOooh I can't wait to see who her knew boy toy is going to be!!
ReplyDelete100% Kristen Stewart and it's so disgusting if she goes along with this. Again.
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Flowers in the Attack
We're using Cdan logic here mmmk? Oddly enough, Flowers in the Attic was the highest watched original movie on Lifetime per teh interwebz. I figure she regrets it because helloooooo creepy incest story AND now she's stuck doing all the creepy sequels.
Fucking hell it's probably k-stew. I get points for trying though right?
Lily Collins? TMI was a franchiser that never took off and the blind item says the other franchiser (doesn't say it was a movie) the actress would most like to forget could then be 90210. Coz wth would want to remember it?
ReplyDeleteAlthough I never considered her an A list other than out of nowhere she started getting all these big roles.
I guess the franchiser to forget could also be that ridiculous Snow White movie she did with Julia Roberts. She also had that little fake romance with Taylor Lautner, but at the time I thought she was his beard.
Forgot Lily Collins also dated Zac. Another beard?
DeleteYou mean Zac wasn't man enough to get Michelle a "straight" tabloid cover? Will wonders never cease.
ReplyDeleteLilly Collins ? No way.
ReplyDeleteher father, Phil Collins singer and drummer of the Genesis rock band wedged her in the business. He could also buy her any story she wants, just for presenting her as fantastic person. no relation needed. He only have to go to a red carpet with her and she is on all tabloids.
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ReplyDeleteKristen and Nicholas Hoult dating stories will now be in full force.
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Enty playing lose with ratings again, he's called her B with C/D talent before.
The movie she wants to forget is Snow HO, in which she proved everyone's suspiscions of how she got it. No way is she anywhere near as hot as Charlize, let alone hotter.
ReplyDeleteStew is a such a hollywood cliche she is a joke.
She is only A list because she of her failed publicity stunt screwing her married director in public & it will be in her obit when she dies.
So is KScrewed a hetero homewreck slut or is she gay?
DeleteAre we considering franchiser as in a movie/tv series that have sequels?
ReplyDeleteBecause if that is so as much as I'd like to link this to KScrewed The Runaways and The Snow White movie fits that. And the rating A... Really?
Right now Zac Efron's agent is carefully reading a contract.
ReplyDeleteSo so stupid. Just be who u are. Esp if kstew- i dont think anybody cares!
ReplyDeleteYou know Sexiest Woman Alive is always given to someone whose career is red hot at the time, and a lot of the guesses are just not that hot right now.
ReplyDeleteThe only one that popped out was Shailene Woodley BUT her franchise hasn't ended (another "Divergent" movie is in the works) and I can't think of any big hit movie she would want to forget.
Also, does Enty consider People a "tabloid?"
I would say this is well-clued, we just have to pay attention to all the breadcrumbs.
Who has a hot career, has been in a franchise, appeared in a hit movie she'd like to forget, and is closeted gay with a female lover and probably no history of heterosexual relationships?
Franchiser could be a tv series right? Shailene had that teen popular TV series and there's been buzz about her being gay and trying so hard to sell herself as straight with all the comments she makes about her loving men. But you are right. I can't think of a Franchiser that ended if we count then as multiples of 1 storyline.... Unless we count TFiOS as John Green's franchiser since he has other books being made to movies?
DeleteI thought there was just a blind about Kstew getting ready to come out? If thats the case then why would they freak out that people think shes gay?
ReplyDeleteThis isn't even blind really.
ReplyDeletePR people should just back off & let KStew live her life, her career would be fine imo.
KStew is quite possibly one of the most boring actresses ever. MST8K will probably have an entire season dedicated to her movies. Charlize and Thor were practically having to chew up the scenery to get past her acting.
ReplyDeleteHowever, the Queen of Sulk still has fans, and most Twihards don't want to know that she and Sparkles won't someday realize their love is eternal.
And here are a bunch of "sexy" pictures of KStew.
How's KStew "mostly" movie actress? Has she ever done TV?
ReplyDeleteYou all go for the obvious franchiser/gay clue and forget to read the rest.
Furthermore you give her way too much credit. A actress and she carries a lot of Twilight fans?
ReplyDeleteOh Lord why do they insist on forcing these actors to stay in the closet when they obviously don't want to be there? This blind sounds like Kristin Stewert.
ReplyDeleteMatt Bomer & Luke Evans being out doesn't affect my decision one bit about going to see them in a movie. They're both hot and I don't care about their private life sexual preference. It's called acting. I feel sorry for whoever this is.
KStew wants to forget Snow White b/c of the affair.
ReplyDeleteShe's about as sexy as my period panties, which is not at all sexy.