Sternums as far as the eye can see. If I'd known what fashion week would look like, I'd never have had my sternum sawed open last fall. Bad frickin timing. Do you know how much foundation it takes to cover a stem-to-stern open-heart procedure incision? This so not my year. I was looking forward to turtlenecks.
And I hate to say it, I see a little LeAnne Rhymes in Gigi Girl. Prettier tho, and she doesn't look like miss piggy - like LeAnne does. @jucky. I see ur Fergie reference too. Pretty Gurl. Love her hair.
I BESt ENJOy MY JUMPSUITS WHILE I CAN.
@no1uno. Shit! You went they quite an ordeal. Sorry about that. ROCK THE TURTLENECKS! THeyll never be out if style.
Hate to admit it but Nicki Hilton is pretty gorgeous. Paris, on the other hand, looks like trailer trash...fugly, tacky, and getting uglier in every pic. Karma.
What the bloody hell are most of these women wearing??? God it's like these designers have completely run out of ideas and now they're just fuckin with everybody to see if anyone is gonna call them out on it. I call CACA!!!
I just don't find Miranda Kerr attractive or womanly looking. I think she has a tiny little baby face.
Gigi Hadid is cute, but she kinda looks like a cross btwn Rachel Zoe and Portia de Rossi. She's doesn't have the beauty her mom had when she was a model. Her mom is actually still stunning.
Cara Delevingne
Miranda Kerr
Paris and Nicky Hilton
Ciara
Rosie Huntington Whiteley
GiGi Hadid
Rachel Zoe
Michelle Williams and Jennifer Connelly
Cara that dress looks awful but I still love you.
ReplyDeleteGigi looks like current day Fergie :/
Pre meth fergie. . Give her time.
DeleteWhat's with all the boobage today..
Love Balmain and Oliver r.
Why bother with a top Cara?
ReplyDeleteTuck em in Gigi
Right? Why can't she just be topless :(
DeleteSo I take it the RSVP said "NO BRAS"?
ReplyDeleteSternums as far as the eye can see.
ReplyDeleteIf I'd known what fashion week would look like, I'd never have had my sternum sawed open last fall. Bad frickin timing.
Do you know how much foundation it takes to cover a stem-to-stern open-heart procedure incision? This so not my year. I was looking forward to turtlenecks.
Selena looks 40
ReplyDelete@jack Agree!
DeleteThe Hiltons are looking more & more alike as they age.
ReplyDeletethats the BEST ive seen zoe look. cara needs a sound whipping for that monstrosity.
ReplyDeleteI VOLUNTEER
Delete"I VOLUNTEER"--JDucky
Deleteyou'll have to stand in line luv. lol
Omg CIARA. Yum! Cara is so basic. Ick.
ReplyDeleteSelena is finally getting into her adult face, losing that baby fat face.
ReplyDeleteI guess Rachel and Michelle didn't get the StreetwalkerTheme memo.
ReplyDeletePity.
I'm so looking forward to this black see thru slip dress trend to be OVAH!
ReplyDeleteToo many heinous dresses to be in a fashion week, or maybe they are horrible because of it.
ReplyDeleteWho's smooching Rosie?
ReplyDeleteAnd I hate to say it, I see a little LeAnne Rhymes in Gigi Girl. Prettier tho, and she doesn't look like miss piggy - like LeAnne does.
@jucky. I see ur Fergie reference too.
Pretty Gurl. Love her hair.
I BESt ENJOy MY JUMPSUITS WHILE I CAN.
@no1uno. Shit! You went they quite an ordeal. Sorry about that. ROCK THE TURTLENECKS! THeyll never be out if style.
Yikes. Apparently if you're super skinny, you're beautiful.
ReplyDeleteSelena has lost a lot of weight (for her). And she looks so high. Too bad.
ReplyDeleteSelena with her drugs will start aging bad.
ReplyDeleteCara always looks angry.
Parasite and her idiot sister.
Michelle W. looks older.
All about that deep V here
ReplyDeleteLOVE Connolly.
ReplyDeleteParis, STOP with the fucking Barbie extension!
Nicky looks great.
WTF is up with Selena's face?
Agreed regarding Paris. Her hair looks awful.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, these young un's sticking their boobs out. Guess it's the new thing. I think it's national breast cancer week. They're just doing God's work.
ReplyDeleteThat Cara chick looks like a snip. I kind of want to smack her.
ReplyDeleteSmack her for me too. I can't stand her. Oh, and she does nothing for that outfit.
DeleteOliver rousting head of Balmain is kissing rosie. She wore Balmain to this year's met gala.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand any of these women except for Michelle Williams and Jennifer Connelly.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Selena gave up drinking and found coke or something else.
Ri said...
ReplyDelete"I'm so looking forward to this black see thru slip dress trend to be OVAH!.."
Agreed..That and the jumpsuits. all of these dresses were heinous.
I wondered who the hawt guy was kissing Rosie. Thanks, Sugartits.
Oh Jucky is there going to be a spanking? Followed by the oral sex!
The mature ladies, Michelle and Jennifer brought the class.
I actually really don't mind what Cara has on
ReplyDeleteShe is certainly skinny enough to pull it off
Miranda, however looks the worst I have ever seen her. That dress is terrible.
Jennifer Connelly wins everything.
Hate to admit it but Nicki Hilton is pretty gorgeous. Paris, on the other hand, looks like trailer trash...fugly, tacky, and getting uglier in every pic. Karma.
ReplyDeleteDelasagna looks awful in that get up.
ReplyDeleteRachel Zoe in the sparkly version of her usual outfit.
I love Jennifer Connelly from "Requiem for a Dream". I need to watch that again although it's one of the most depressing movies I've ever seen.
Selena's face is a little less babyish in that shot. She's lost a bit of weight and is bordering on gaunt. I wonder how she did it? (sarcasm alert)
Why is Cuara's chest sooo pale in comparison to the rest if her? Is her color mostly a tan?
ReplyDeleteWhat the bloody hell are most of these women wearing??? God it's like these designers have completely run out of ideas and now they're just fuckin with everybody to see if anyone is gonna call them out on it. I call CACA!!!
ReplyDeleteEverybody (especially M Kerr) looks super coked up.
ReplyDeleteSelena isn't aging too well, she's lost the cuteness and her face isn't that pretty. I predict lots of plastic surgery in near future.
ReplyDeleteCara Delevingne is just so beautiful...stunning.
ReplyDeleteI just don't find Miranda Kerr attractive or womanly looking. I think she has a tiny little baby face.
Gigi Hadid is cute, but she kinda looks like a cross btwn Rachel Zoe and Portia de Rossi. She's doesn't have the beauty her mom had when she was a model. Her mom is actually still stunning.
GODDAMN IT NO MORE POSTS OR PIX OF PARASITE HILTON. PLEASE LET THE VALTREX VAGINA DISAPPEAR INTO HERPES HELL
ReplyDeleteHe's French, not from New Jersey. His name is OLIVIER, not Oliver!
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