Jon Cryer as Duckie is always going to get the top spot.
Chad Kroeger got drunk solo and without his wedding ring last night,
Chloe Moretz filming her new movie.
Cynthia Nixon at the opening night of a new play which stars
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Ewan McGregor.
Rosie O'Donnell and her wife were there.
Anna Wintour and her always by her side companion Michael Kors were there too.
Catherine Zeta Jones filming her new movie.
Arian Grande wears a costume to buy a costume.
Am I the only one who found Duckie extremely punch worthy in PIP?
ReplyDeleteYup. Duckie is the best part of PIP.
DeleteNever saw PIP. But thought it was funny how they kept calling him Ferris Beuhler on the show. Yeah I know. I watched it.
DeleteBueller, Bueller?
DeleteSadly I watched it too. Ducky was the best part.
Maggie looks positively cuddly next to Ewan.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame her. He's yummy.
Q: Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies?? A: Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahahaha!!!!
Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins? A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.
ReplyDeleteHahahhahhahahha!!!
Q. What did the bird say on Halloween? A. Trick or tweet!
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahaah!!!
Q. Why do skeletons drink milk? A. To help their bones!
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahhah!!!
@Bee Haven
ReplyDeleteNOPE.
But I think his costume is pretty funny.
Who's da chief with em. Me wanna know em.
My eyes went right past Wintour and Kors to the good stuff.
What's a Kroeger?
So that's the woman that_____Rosie?
Huh.
Q. What's a Vampire's least favourate song? A. Another one bites the dust!
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahhahahah!!!!
Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song. A. Bad to the Bone
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahhahh!!!!!
Q. Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? A. A boo-ick!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahhahah!!!!
Q. Where do ghost go for fun? A. To the boo-vies!
ReplyDeleteHahahhaahhhahaha!!!!
Q. What's a skeletons favorite part of the house? A. the living room
ReplyDeletehahahhahahahahhaha!!!!
Q. What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween? A. Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahha!!!!
I always have wondered what it would be like to go through a off the meds manic experience.
ReplyDeleteDucky Dale!!! I'd still pick him over Blaine in a heartbeat
ReplyDeleteThey made him look real good! Time stood still I felt like I was back in the 80s again loved Ducky!
DeleteI like the idea of Ariana dressing as a kitten. Those ears, draw some whiskers on her face, and slip a cat tail butt plug in her, then leak some fresh pics.
ReplyDeleteSomething like this:NSFW
ReplyDeleteHello @Count
DeleteI have missed you!
Why would Kroeger be wearing a wedding ring? He and Avril have already announced they're divorcing. I thought they already had or something.
ReplyDeleteI love Ducky and would have totally went for him!
ReplyDeleteWhere are people fighting tonight - here, or on the last blind?
ReplyDeleteYou are a woman after my own heart, Dena.
DeleteFor someone, who at least according to the blind, is having a difficult mental time, CZJ always seems to be working or has a movie out. Hmmmm. Maybe working helps her.
ReplyDeleteCynthia Nixon stars in the play, too.
ReplyDeleteArianna Grande, you aren't a cheerleader on Glee, you can switch up the high ponytail every once in a while, especially now that the bulk of the damage from your TV show seems to be growing out.
ReplyDeleteThat Duckie costume is too perfect and I want to know how they got it so right.
DUCKY!!!! I love Ducky!
ReplyDeleteMmm, Ewan. Remember when Louis CK said he wanna blow Ewan?
ReplyDeleteThese trolls are all the same person. Id even say they work for Enty.
ReplyDeleteloving jcryer revisiting duckie. <3
ReplyDeleteLove the new design, Enty. It's about frigging time. But Wordpress is a headache, be advised.
ReplyDeletei can't bring anything up..
ReplyDeleteanyone else having that problem??
and i cant access my mobile
Hey SM...I got nuthin either
DeleteEnty is still sleeping!
DeleteZzzzzzzz
Most likely Lady ....
Delete....here I thought Enty was just sleeping in due to sugar overdose.
ReplyDeleteHope all had a fun night.
Here, where it never rains in California, I was awaken to the sound of a low flying jet - but there was no jet, it was rain barreling thru! Yay! (Same happened later last night, but perfectly held off til 9:30 for all the wee ones to get out.) yayyyyyyy! We need it!!
We got our rain yesterday morning and early afternoon. Our night was cold and clear.
DeleteSounds good too!!
DeleteWow, Enty. Late night?
ReplyDeleteI think he saw too many Elsa's :(
DeleteLOL!
Deletei keep getting error est connection..
ReplyDeletewill check back around 9
@SYF I Love rain!! Purification...speaking of, maybe that's why site not up-divine intervention at its best-cleansing the inane evil shite that was yesterday.
ReplyDeleteBellaluna-enty forgot to set enterns alarms!!
Somebody sure had too much to drink! ;)
DeleteRight? I fell asleep at 9.30( lame)...enty probably just going out then lol
Deleteenterns no holiday party for you this year!
Tricia - Hahaha! I went straight from work to pick up BLJR, picked up my MIL, went to an event, and trick-or-treated in 3 hoods; I got home around 8 : 30 and fell out on the couch around 10 : 30. ( Equally lame )
Delete:D
...the hell is going on?
ReplyDeleteMaybe E drowned bobbing for apples?
ReplyDeleteI've always thought that would be the obvious choice for actors on Halloween. Dress up as one of your former characters.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Derek! I want the full report from his hotel friend!
ReplyDeleteEnty's too full of Butterfingers to bother today!
Oh hell..Has anyone seen the new mobile version of the site? That is why Enty hasn't posted yet. Putting that shit up! Nothing but huge ads. Fuck that shit. I am outta here unless I can get it on my laptop. It bites!
ReplyDelete@Sherry: I hate the new version :(
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DeleteWho the hell rolls out a website redesign w/o making sure it was close to working?
ReplyDeleteI think OG Enty should have an intervention for the latest Fugazi Enty. Or at least get Fugazi Enty an interlock device on her computer.
Amen, count.
ReplyDeleteEither that or he is trying to extend yesterday's riot because it's good for business.
Speaking of other things I detest... In the mean time, here is a brief article on how the name Wyatt was selected, and why I would kill Asston Kutcher in under 5 minutes of conversation
It's horrid Lady H!
ReplyDeleteThe site gone corporate on mobile Count. It was just a matter of time before some software company figured out how to do that. I make it a point to never buy anything I see advertised on a website. I know people have to make money some way but Jeebus fucking Criminy! Back off just a bit m'kay?
I can't see the new version, couldn't see it the last time, either. So weird. I totally agree w/@Count, you don't roll out a new design without fully testing it in a production environment. No one appreciates a half-baked wedding cake.
ReplyDelete@LadyH, that was a ridiculous article. Not the name part (I mean, at least they didn't go with Krusader or something silly like that), but the "we were pregnant" part. SHE was pregnant, fool.
lady.. where was the riot??
ReplyDeletewhat did i miss??
morning boo boo bear
@7: Ugh! He's the WORST! I bet his daughter will love reading that one day: Hey- I have a dumb idea- let's name her Wyatt! Everything about that article makes me angry for some reason LOL
ReplyDelete@sugartits: I think it started on Blind 8 and ended at Pics #2 or #3. Luckily you have plenty of time to catch up today
I think Mila said Wyatt was OK because she wanted him to shut up. "Sign! Truck! Wall! Door!" She's going with an actual name before he could spit out, "Why don't we name her Trucker Hat?!"
DeleteHa! The site went back to the old format. Last time they tried to change it I couldn't even get on. Said would not connect to sever.
ReplyDeletei still cant get on the site
ReplyDeleteNote from CDAN Facebook page who knew there was one
ReplyDeleteNote from Admin: Enty has not changed the website. He's probably in a hyperglycemic coma from all of last night's candy. I suggest if you are having trouble, scan your hard drive to be sure you've not been hijacked by malware, and (shhhh... since I know you're reading this Enty & need some ad $$...) install adblock & flash block type programs to help keep disruptions to a minimum.
https://www.facebook.com/Crazy.Days.and.Nights
Don't forget Ghostery. I missed the mess. Sounds like an issue for contract recovery.
Deleteposted an hour ago btw
ReplyDeleteIt was indeed a different mobile site loaded with ads. It had a similar format like DListed where it said "continue reading". Adblock wouldn't have stopped the ads placed between the posts.
ReplyDeleteI have the old site here in my kindle fire and some piece of shit word press site that isn't operating on my lexus7. It looks terrible. I will try and do something to see if its makware causing that but nothing new is up on THAT site today but it really is crap!
ReplyDeleteSo I run a virus scan on the lexus7 it finds a few problems and takes care of then. Try to go to CDaN and its the same POS site that popped up before. So that advice on the fb page is b.s.
ReplyDeleteExactly Sandyboo. They are doing something with the other formats for the site. It's back to normal on my iPhone. Looks the same on my laptop.
DeleteI cleared my ipad history and it went back to normal...wtf is going on?
ReplyDeleteSiren looks like they tried to change it on the Apple format but went back to the original.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise why are there no Saturday posts?
It's 2 P.M., do you know where your Enty is?
ReplyDeletei have the new format but no new posts
ReplyDeleteso long saturday cdaners..
smell ya later..
What in the mother F is going on here?! No updates since yesterday?!
ReplyDeleteIts still the new site on my lexus7 but absolutely nothing is there :( you have to click for everything and the links dont exist. And none of us have word press ids either I'm pretty sure so all our blogger info stays with blogger and we have to re register.
ReplyDeleteToo sad. I've been here forever. If Enty is using Disqus like DListed I'm gone. It doesn't work with Safari. Maybe it was time for a change anyways.
DeleteI realize I'm late to the convo but my mobile site looks the same as usual only diff is my display pic now shows after 3 years of being on the site lol
ReplyDeleteIt finally happened. Enty stepped on his laptop in a drunken stupor and squished the guts out of it.
ReplyDelete@Gina Some ppl have the new site and some like us posting here have the old one. Me I have both here is in my kindle fire. Using it to monitor things. Primary is my lexus7 which is the new useless site that doesn't work and looks like shit on wordpress.
ReplyDeleteFinally! I can get onto the mobile site on my laptop, but I can't see any new posts. The mobile site on my phone is all over the shop. It won't let me get any further than the home page.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna try the regular site now, but I don't hold out much hope.
I've been seeing that (sorry enty) horrible new site all morning. pressed refresh about 1000 times then finally saw old site but its not updated
ReplyDeleteLmao @jason blue eyes, that was funny.
I've been seeing that (sorry enty) horrible new site all morning. pressed refresh about 1000 times then finally saw old site but its not updated
ReplyDeleteLmao @jason blue eyes, that was funny.
so here is something I'm on my lexus7 using the firefox browser and I'm in the old site the google chrome browser has the new site only. I don't ever use the mobile sites.
ReplyDeleteI hope Enty isn't in the hospital.
ReplyDelete...smoke on the water BY deep purple
ReplyDeleteit is helping me get thru this nightmare.
((waiting))
I briefly had the new site. I hope that thing is not for real. Sorry, Enty, but it's pretty awful. I have the old one back but I suspect the new one will be back and soon as the kinks are ironed out (some links were not working).
ReplyDelete@Sandy I don't actually know if I now use the old or new. Mine only ever has one advertisement and it's generally something I've googled recently
ReplyDeleteGina the old site is mostly black and has no links to anything except comments and old posts. It has shitloads of ads and a video that runs automatically. The mobile site is mostly white and has the comments directly under the item. No ds or video. The new site is complete crap on a different host - wordpress.
ReplyDeleteNow Im on a PC and the old site is here but still the new site is up and not running in my house right now.
Is it not customary to forewarn your peeps that you are making a change to the site, that is what most sites do so you don't think you are going crazy and take down the site completely offline whilst you are updating and just have the web address lead to a message saying we are offline due to updates or whatever.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the name of hot mess CDaN is going on here today? No posts, crazy, funky chicken new site? Now back to oldie? I'll come back on Monday in hopes that order is restored.
ReplyDeleteI've got nothing.... But I did have the new site a few weeks ago and it was utter pants....
ReplyDeleteTha fuque is going on? Can't comment and am being "redirected."
ReplyDeleteNo bueno.
I'm on my iPod touch and the old mobile site is finally loading. Earlier this AM I kept getting error message "safari could not load page due to too many redirects." I never saw an updated design. And the message from cdan's FB page is complete bullshit. Do they honestly think we'd believe that suddenly all CDaN readers got the same malware on their devices and are only having problems with one specific website?! Lol
ReplyDeleteI think Enty was kidnapped and his site was hacked. Thats the only thing that makes sense here, or he is in a diabetic coma.
ReplyDeleteJust Jared just switched to Disqus too, sucks.
ReplyDeleteCoke Mom killed Enty.
ReplyDeleteYou can get the new site on IE but only get error messages when you click on links [sent email to webmaster] and you get the old site on Firefox but no new links.
ReplyDeleteIntern Enty must be on duty today.
I'm def on the mobile site. Remember enty said on one post yest "we could reach him on twitter over the weekend" thought that was odd.
ReplyDeleteI think he says that every Friday, Gina.
DeleteOh lol I must speed read through that part :p
DeleteMy money is on MV, Rose.
ReplyDeleteI blame Halle Berry. Or maybe teh Goopster.
ReplyDelete@keetz4 thats why I think it was hacked. Not one link works anywhere on that site, who in their right mind would put that piece of crap out? It's supremely amateurish.
ReplyDeleteI only read the site from my phone and I was accessing the updated side yesterday and just now I refreshed and it came back to the normal site. I couldn't comment in the new format (which is awful) and there still are no new posts...
ReplyDeleteAll I got using IE was a pop up ad that said "click to win free iphone." Firefox shows the old site, but with a 50 year old Ducky Dale and Ashton Assface as the first post.
ReplyDeletePimp Mama Kriss threatened Enty I think.
Plus, Enty has not tweeted for almost a full day.
ReplyDeletecurious indeed
I'm getting the new (WordPress) site in Firefox (my usual browser). The old one is showing up (for me) in Explorer and on my cell phone.
ReplyDeleteThis is an experiment gone awry!
@PV Siren....it could be but did someone go thru all the trouble to created a fictitious web site? If so, those people have too much time on their hands.
ReplyDeleteEntry can't be taken down and his true identity is well hidden. Very few know who he really is. He's probably just having an off day it's happened before.
ReplyDeleteEnty** lol damn auto correct.
Deletetina.. yes just jared completely sucks now.. i will not log in to disquss over there.. i just quit jj.. it's all paid for by publicists anyway but the fun was commenting w/o having to register.. last few days i went over there practically every post had "no comments" i bet his clicks /day have gone down..i did notice that when jj switched over everyone's old comments were there EXCEPT KATE BOSWORTH COMMENTS...her publicist must have paid jj$$$$ to wipe out all her comments b/c some posters were talking about her fugly hubby already having a mistress and i think one of the posters id her..
ReplyDeletesuddenly ALL OF EVERY kb post was wiped out, no trace... smh at that bs trickery..
i quit jj and don't post on dlisted b/c of disquiss either.. this better not make us reregister our ids..or i quit too..
um emmy i think the real enty is jeff cohen the ent lawyer who used to be in the goonies.. i don't think his identity is that well hidden.. he just doesn't give interviews..
ReplyDeleteI can't remember what show but I saw Enty give an interview where they muffled his voice and blacked out his image, it was on E last year
DeleteOh wow! That's such a good guess.
DeleteThat's not him, but he is a skinny white guy. Kinda nerdy, okay really nerdy and definitely not old and fat living in mom's basement.
Delete@keetz4 most hackers are like that! My nephew could have created that site in mere minutes. Nothing worked!
ReplyDeleteAfter I cleared my history it never came back.
Yeah if it goes to Disqus I'll probably quit too. The new site I saw was geared towards making you scroll past ads. And remember that different mobile devices need a different way to display much like different browsers. You have to be configured for all of them hence each of us seeing something different.
ReplyDeleteI was given a redirect that wouldn't redirect and requested me to re-register.
I guess all good things come to an end.
Is disqus that bad? The only site I visit daily that uses it is DListed, but I rarely comment there, just read and laugh @ Michael & Allison. What don't you guys like about disqus? (Just curious)
ReplyDeleteThe real Enty was the VP Legal for a major reality show production house. I think he's long gone at this point.
ReplyDeleteI'm sad that I have nothing to read while I poop... :{
ReplyDelete@Rose Lizenberg it sure doesnt work well on iPad. It allows replies to each and every post too so you get in scrolling back and forth hell. Unless you have unlimited free time to web surf it is truly annoying.
ReplyDeleteI have noticed that each site that uses it configures it differently too. Some seem to work better than others.
Finally after all day everything is back to normal on all my different outlets. Maybe tomorrow we will get posts and don't forget to fall back on your clocks tonight North America. Extra time to have fun!!.
ReplyDelete@PV....yeah, he's been hacked. Cleared my history and the old website came back.
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure he was hacked. A few weeks ago, it seemed like he (they?) tried to migrate to WordPress, and it was also a bust.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Chicky knows.
wtf is going on here?
ReplyDelete@surfer..........I think it was a halloween prank.
ReplyDeleteI got that new site a couple of weeks ago. I had to go in and clear my browsing history to get the old site back.
ReplyDeletethe real enty has been gone for a long long time. his writing was completely different. it had full sentences that had proper syntax & grammar. they were COMPLETE sentences.
ReplyDeletehe also had a completely different attitude toward the people he wrote about.
personally I think Jax a long time CDAN poster has taken over the site.
but thats just me. I think this was a barfed up attempt at updating the site.
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ReplyDeleteSo interesting. I have never had a problem on any of my devices. I'm all Apple though, phone, computer and laptop. Im just curious if it's a pc thing?
ReplyDelete@Jessi I am all apple too, it was crazy!
ReplyDeleteOn the 404 error pages it had a link to report it to the webmaster and I did a few times. It brought up a report on my email to send in that was addressed to enty. I am east coast so this was pretty early today.
Doesn't anyone find it strange that Enty hasn't tweeted anything for a full day?
I'm on my iPad, and all I have is Friday's postings.
ReplyDeleteIf this thing goes Discus, I won't be commenting anymore. I don't comment on every post every day, but I do comment several times a week. I fucking hate Discus.
I'm on a "smart" phone, and I got nothing. Cleared my browser, reset my wifi, the whole nine, and zip.
ReplyDeleteAnyone wondering about why Disqus sucks should peruse wikipedia, or most anything from a quick google search.
ReplyDelete@0_0 thank you for teaching me about google & wikipedia. I hadn't heard of them before. I will henceforth cease to ask people for their personal opinions. You have enlightened me.
DeleteWow, now I'm getting the new mobile site. I don't really have a problem with the look so much as the functionality. Yeesh! The system doesn't seem to have migrated too much. And the navigation bites. And of chose the comments aren't available from the posts. Little things ;)
ReplyDeleteThis new site looks like HELL! The only way I can comment is because I subscribed to these comments via email.....
ReplyDeleteHere go hell come!
What?! I just refreshed this page and it brought me to a an "updated" CDaN version that has a huge orange disclaimer at the bottom of the page that said something like the reveals may be inaccurate and fictitious or something along those lines. Then when I tried to click on comments, there weren't any (I clicked on this post which clearly has comments) and there was no option to post a comment
ReplyDelete@gina tbh Enty has always had that disclaimer on the site....so he can't get into any legal trouble...lol
ReplyDeleteYeah, if this is the CDAN of the future, I may not be around much longer, and I've been here almost from the start. I'll give it chance of course, but I really dislike it.
ReplyDeleteI always gigggle at this one CDaN thing ... When people blather on about being old skool readers, inplying this gives some standing to them ... when Brenda Love is around. Lol - Brenda predates everyone by yonks. Brenda L is (I think?) The longest standing posting reader ever. Like, by far.
ReplyDeleteMy point being that if you're alienating Brenda Love, you're so doing it wrong Enty. Reconsider.
I think Ben affleck or the Beygengcy had enty taken out...
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with the Beygengcy. . They're coming for you. .
My thoughts on the new CDaN
ReplyDeleteword vip.. what am i supposed to do now in the morning??? clean house?? walk the dogs?? laundry??
ReplyDeletei think enterns got nov1 confused w/ april 1.. i know spelling is not their specialty anymore than math... but maybe someone could call E's mom and wake him up or something???
football doesn't start for 3 hours!!!
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ReplyDeleteI wasn't here from the very start, but I joined in when CDAN was like 2 or 3 months old. There might be someone here that's been here from the first, but I don't know because everyone has changed their names at some point.
ReplyDelete@Brenda, pay her no mind. :)
ReplyDeleteThis new layout sucks big, huge hairy donkey balls!
The new post is up. Is anyone able to comment? I finally figured out I can comment only on posts I already subscribed to if I click only the 'post comment' link from the email :(
ReplyDeleteWithout your comments, how will us illiterates be able to decipher Anti-Punctuation Enty?
I hear ya, VIP. I get what Enty is trying to do, and no one would argue that the site could be easier to use, but by golly, give us a tutorial on how to comment! I can't figure it out. Help and bacon!
ReplyDelete@Candyland. The comments are turned off. For now.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Surfer. I'll keep checking back!
ReplyDeleteBrendaL, I didn't mean to earn your 'kiss my ass' - you are by far the longest standing poster I've seen here, if Enty drives you off with a new layout after all you've been here through, then he's doing site management wrong. I don't know how you can take that badly, but I didn't mean it to be.
ReplyDelete@Rhysie - wow, I actually thought, from prior interactions, that you liked me. My bad!
@Alita, I do like you, just thought you were a little harsh on BrendaL.
ReplyDelete:)
This is gonna be a difficult transition for most of us, let's try to get along, shall we? I know, I know, the petty (and, some not so petty)beefs some of us have with each other will probably always be around, but just be cool, folks.
Enjoy your day/night, folks!
Alita, I did take it wrong, but then I read it again and decided I was the one reading it wrong. So no worries! :)
ReplyDeleteOh dear. I hope the $68.75 you paid to the neighbor's kid to download and muck up this WP template was worth it.
ReplyDelete