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National Enquirer loves a good OJ Simpson story and this week they interviewed a former prisoner who is transsexual and hooked up with OJ in prison. According to the former prisoner she was in charge of delivering prison laundry to the other prisoners and would flirt with OJ and they would tease each other. One day she said things got out of hand and she ended up performing oral sex on OJ in an unprotected fashion despite knowing she was HIV+. She admits that maybe she should have told him before they got started and that it wasn't the safest thing to do, but hey, she managed to get her video confession out to the world and maybe Hank Baskett would be interested in getting with her. I could see a whole other season of Hank And Kendra as Kendra learns about Hank's affair and they could tease the HIV tests all season. Casper Smart probably already tried, but no one wants to watch a reality show about him.
Oh rats..
ReplyDeleteNow I am far from a medical professional but I believe he has low potential for transmission as being the reciever in fellatio, unless the trannie had extensive bleeding in her mouth during the act. But again I am no doc so I could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteIt's truly amazing how little I care about OJ's health and HIV status. While I agree with Montana that the chances are incredibly low, it would serve him right. But someone needs to throw the tranny back in jail, because I'm fairly certain there are laws against knowingly exposing someone to HIV with telling them.
ReplyDeleteAlways practice safe sex, kids.
ReplyDeleteAmen Jack ducky.
DeleteOmg the chances of him contracting hiv from a blowjob are almost nil. He would have to be having a herpes outbreak and have open sores on his penis to get it.
ReplyDeleteThis just blows!!
ReplyDelete*snorting happily at sugarbread's "blows" comment*
DeleteSorry, I have little sympathy for either party and no empathy at all.
@ Montana - you are correct. Oral to genital HIV transmission is exceedingly rare, if even possible. It's theoretical at best when the insertive partner is HIV negative, open sores or not. It's a very unstable virus.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @sugarbread maker
ReplyDeleteI think I have read here or somewhere else that national enquirer is not the most reliable of the sources, with headlines like that, I can't imagine why.
ReplyDeleteJust read in a Michael Jackson bio that after OJ's acquittal, OJ stayed with MJ at Neverland for awhile. OJ needed to drop out of sight, and Neverland was a good place to do it.
ReplyDeleteWow. This whole post is about as informed and enlightened as the first 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious.
ReplyDeleteAt least that was in the 80's and there was an excuse.
Thank you IJU. Such BS I can't believe anyone printed that.
ReplyDeleteBut Sherry, it comes from a vanguard of truth & factual, ethical reporting!
DeleteNational enquirer was right about Jon Edwards love child.. He denied it and threatened to sue for 3 years.
ReplyDeleteThey were right about farrah Fawcett too.. Not always circus stuff from ne..
And they were right about Tiger Woods too
DeleteBig woo
ReplyDeleteMaybe it went farther than bjs and he had full on anal but the Tran was afraid to give to much detail outside of prison.
ReplyDeleteSugartits a broken clock is right twice a day. I will give it the Edwards affair.
ReplyDeleteWhat I find disturbing mostly is that they house transgender women with the male population. I find this discrimination. Or do they not and this entire story is horseshit?
ReplyDeleteTechnically she's a man.. and I'm not sure she was housed with OJ but delivered laundry to his cell block.
DeleteDon't watch enough prison shows to know the specifics of how prison works..
My only insight into prison is oitnb.
Sherry, the Justice system is stil pretty fucked up. If somebody is pre-op then they are still considered to be whatever gender is on their birth certificate.
DeleteHere in Minneapolis there was the case with CeCe McDonald, she's a transgender woman who was imprisoned in male quarters after killing a man in self-defense. Terrible case if you've never heard of it. She wanted to be in a women's prison but the state said there was no history of housing prisoners based on the gender they identify with and found her gender to be technically male. It sounded like this was unfortunately common nationwide for transgender prisoners.
DeleteIf after all these years, anyone who still buys the concept of HIV being transmitted by receiving a BJ is simply stupid. (see also vaccination/autism, climate change denier, birthers) Unless, as above, both participants are actively bleeding at the time.
ReplyDeleteI'm not doubting he contracted HIV (because how would I know?), but I refuse to believe he contracted it in this specific fashion. Nope.
I'll take unprotected anal sex for $500, Alex.
Gurhl delivered the Dirty Laundry.
ReplyDelete^^Seconding everything @Kno Won Uno said. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I believe OJ doesn't deserve any kind of happy ending, The Enquirer has a track record of hysterical headlines regarding his health. The last one was that he had a brain tumor and months to live. I wonder what the next story will be.
ReplyDeleteOJ getting his happy ending is what started this..
Delete*snort*
Delete*wiping Go Girl off screen*
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ReplyDeleteWhat a sordid life ha leads. I dont care ehst happens ti him, but id watch that laundry if i was an inmate, thats for sure.
ReplyDelete"OJ Simpson Scores HIV By Getting Clean Bed Sheets Delivered Every Day"
ReplyDeleteKarma for double murder!
ReplyDeleteThe Enquirer also did a lot of really good reporting on OJ's murder case, and trial. They're not always right but they're way better than the mainstream media. They also had the psychically charged blue dot that was supposed to bring you luck and help you win the lotto.
ReplyDeleteThey did not just have oral sex, pleaaaaase! That's what they all
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@spacecowboy: Nice to see you around these parts again. They need to start pumping Truvada -a pre-exposure prophylactic which can prevent HIV- into the prison system too.
@SYF: slow clap for the dirty laundry one liner
Random fact: I knew Judge Woody Clarke, who was a DNA expert on the OJ trial. Very interesting to hear about the case from him. Fuck OJ!
Enquirer was one of two publications that busted Tiger's little harem project. The other was US Weekly based on one of Rachel Uchitel's best friends spilling the beans to US Weekly. The Enquirer were the ones that kept saying Michael had a serious drug problem for years before he finally died.
ReplyDeleteDisgruntled employees will spill the beans but sometimes the beans are legit.
As long as O.J. doesn't die peacefully from old age in his bed (like Rose from Titanic), i'm good.
ReplyDeleteTruvada this is new to me see CDAN is SO educational
ReplyDeleteTruvada has been called the 'miracle' HIV pill – so why is uptake so slow?
Yup! Truvada is great!
DeleteI guess karma does really exist.
ReplyDeletePlus, it totally sounds like a kiss-and-tell, exaggerated headline to me. Meh.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait: I've summoned some sympathy for little Orenthal James...
ReplyDeleteHe started with nothing, became something big, then managed to grow even more, then...this.
It's a story the Greeks & Romans would have adored...
You CANNOT get HIV from oral sex unless you exchange blood and seminal fluids, and the HIV+ partner is experiencing a shedding of the virus (happens every 28 days or so) as that's how you become infected. It's 99.9999999999999% unlikely that OJ has anything, other than major embarrassment from everyone knowing he likes chicks with dicks.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious- can you get condoms in prison?? Can prisoners have them or are they banned? Are they allowed but noone wants to be seen with them because it implies you a having sex with another guy which, while it happens, is still a forbidden topic amongst the prisoners?
ReplyDeletePS- re - prison rape- of course if someone is getting prison raped they don't have a choice but, if he has a brain, the raper might consider using one.
DeleteI don't have much sympathy for O.J. Simpson at this point. He got away with murder and then stupidly commits another felony. I don't believe in Karma but those that do could argue that it is biting his ass hard now
ReplyDeleteWord @IJU!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't believe anything the National Enquirer prints. Their "sources" are always whackadoodles. That being said, I don't give a rat's rear end about that scumbag.
Gayeld said:
ReplyDelete...because I'm fairly certain there are laws against knowingly exposing someone to HIV with telling them.
What is a level of not caring that is beyond "I don't give a fuck about OJ Simpson's rights?" because I'm there. There are laws against nearly beheading your ex-wife with a knife and slashing an innocent friend to death outside a condo in which your two children are sleeping, and yet ...
It seems like it would be likelier that she could catch something from him than the other way around.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to OJ, it seems like anything could happen--that guy has lived one insane life full of things that "could never happen".
such bullshit. she's the one who's + and she gave him head? He has nothing to worry about. HIV is not transmitted that way. Sorry NE, fact check first please.
ReplyDeleteWhy'd she pick OJ? He's fat! Used to be handsome but not anymore.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that would be the main reason I wouldn't pick OJ Simpson to give a blow job - he's FAT. I wouldn't mind so much that he's a murdering vicious sociopath.
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