Friday, October 17, 2014

Off Topic

A guy in Florida cleared a courtroom when he said he had Ebola and would like to have his case continued. Yeah, you knew it had to be a guy in Florida.

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  1. Good 'Ole Florida. Where people go to flaunt their cray cray.

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    1. I resemble that remark.

      And I always say it's all of the Sunshine; it drives people to do strange things. You need a healthy balance of sun and clouds.

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    2. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey... That's enough. No haters on Florida. We have to live here with our lovely weather and low taxes.

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  2. How aboot a governor who refuses to debate because his opponent is using a fan to keep his dick cool?

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    1. That was hilarious! Why couldn't he share it like the last guy did??

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    2. Lmao. Good one

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  3. That was hilarious.

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  4. Wtf what a jackass

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  5. Rick Scott looks like Reverend Kane, the creepy old dude from Poltergeist.

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  6. Or how aboot Florida electing that very same governor 4 years ago even though he had embezzled $ 1.5 billion in Medicare funds from the government?? And used part of the $300 million the board of directors paid him to go away to buy the election?

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  7. Pip I had to google that and that's pretty much on the ball! He does although an older version of Rick Scott.

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  8. Hope the bailiffs beat him a new butthole.

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  9. @Sandyb,for real w/the dick/fan story?

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  10. Well rolo technically the fan was underneath the podium so it would be blowing coolness mostly on his dick.

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  11. Why it's always gotta be my people?

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  12. Yep, only in florida.
    Oh, and Arizona.

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  13. Florida, the Sunshine State.

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  14. Vote YES for Amendment 2. Thank you

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  15. Jackass is right.
    Yeah, what is enola? Because i havent seen the slide of this virus everyday on every single newspaper and website for a month.

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  16. and what about a former governor who took money from an attorney who was running a huge Ponzi scheme so he would appoint the judges the Ponzi schemer wanted? They're both assholes - I'm voting for the Libertarian.

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  17. I thought Crist was better than Scott.

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  18. Crist is absolutely no better than Scott. A flip flopper like you've never seen. If he thought it would get him elected he'd join the communist party. Vote libertarian!!!. Oh yeah, vote for amendment 2!!

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  19. First time poster long time reader..... has anyone noticed how Gov Rick Scott bares a striking resemblance to Fire Marshall Bill from in Living Color (LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHING)

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  20. On World's Dumbest, the best clips are always from either Florida or one of the Carolinas.

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  21. I grew up in Florida. It's a cesspool.

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  22. I grew up in Florida. It's a cesspool.

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  23. It's a great way to get a seat on crowded public transport.

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