What A+ list is on a seemingly impossible mission to find a pair of comfortable lifts in time for the upcoming awards show?
This B list actress with A+ name recognition recently bought several homes by a creek in North Carolina. It's easy commuting distance and she wanted a place for each of her paramours away from her daughter.
This A+ list reality star who should be C- list accidentally put her husband's leather pants in the washer. Two questions: why was she doing laundry, and how did she not see the chain mail mask in his hamper?
This B list reality celebrity comes across as sweet as sugar, but has the worst taste in men. Shortly after separating from her partner, she realized that she missed a certain type of man - the type who likes kids, and not in a good way. I feel sorry for her daughters.
When I first moved to Las Vegas 18 years ago, I worked as a bartender at the MGM Grand and ran into Tori Spelling back stage. What a stick of a person! So, skinny! And, she was so full of herself that she refused to interact with any crew working the event. IF not for her dad, she would still be a nobody like me :-)
How in the H does a hospital admit a patient if they are not ill?
re, Tori the brat, I remember reading back when she was with 90210 and never thought her own "career" would never nosedive, refused to be photographed with "old timers" from Star Trek. Huh? Star Trek will be remembered forever, unlike her.
If your dad is on the hospital board like someone I used to know, you can be checked in for two days bed rest after your latest coke binge before going back to school as fresh as a daisy
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ReplyDeleteWhat A+ list is on a seemingly impossible mission to find a pair of comfortable lifts in time for the upcoming awards show?
ReplyDeleteThis B list actress with A+ name recognition recently bought several homes by a creek in North Carolina. It's easy commuting distance and she wanted a place for each of her paramours away from her daughter.
This A+ list reality star who should be C- list accidentally put her husband's leather pants in the washer. Two questions: why was she doing laundry, and how did she not see the chain mail mask in his hamper?
This B list reality celebrity comes across as sweet as sugar, but has the worst taste in men. Shortly after separating from her partner, she realized that she missed a certain type of man - the type who likes kids, and not in a good way. I feel sorry for her daughters.
This makes me hate Mr X more than Tori.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if Mr. X understands the idea of a blind. Something that's not on every single gossip site the same day would be good!
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of hospital admits and hooks you to an iv for a stupid reality show?
ReplyDeleteooo ooo @7 the second one is Katie Holmes :)
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ReplyDeleteTom cruise
Katie H
Kanye
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Mama June
DeleteY, Mr X??? Y??
ReplyDelete^1) could be prince and the BET awards too!
ReplyDeleteand the last one is mama june and the frist one is Peter Dinklage (becuz you love GOT)
ReplyDeleteSpelling, and yes she is sick, a complete nut case.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first moved to Las Vegas 18 years ago, I worked as a bartender at the MGM Grand and ran into Tori Spelling back stage. What a stick of a person! So, skinny! And, she was so full of herself that she refused to interact with any crew working the event. IF not for her dad, she would still be a nobody like me :-)
ReplyDeleteOy mama June duh.
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ReplyDelete1/ tom cruise
2/ katie holmes
3/kimm k and kanye
4/mama june
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@David....I believe it. Very entititled ...funny how so often lack of money and lack of any discernible talent = arrogance.
ReplyDelete@Seven,Thank You So Much for today's BIs b/c I rely on these to wake my brain up & as my feeble attempt to evade & deter any symptoms of dimentia
ReplyDeleteWait - how many guesses do I get?
ReplyDeleteWell fuckme. If ida woke up earlier, i could of even got this one.
ReplyDeleteHow in the H does a hospital admit a patient if they are not ill?
ReplyDeletere, Tori the brat, I remember reading back when she was with 90210 and never thought her own "career" would never nosedive, refused to be photographed with "old timers" from Star Trek. Huh? Star Trek will be remembered forever, unlike her.
If your dad is on the hospital board like someone I used to know, you can be checked in for two days bed rest after your latest coke binge before going back to school as fresh as a daisy
DeleteReminds me back in '94 when SNL would do that Tori Spelling Show sketch. Turns out they predicted that shit perfectly.
ReplyDeleteTori the Drama Queen
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