Katy Perry Will Be Your Super Bowl Halftime Performer
Promising on ESPN this weekend that she would never pay to play the Super Bowl which the NFL apparently wanted, she nonetheless secured the gig and will be performing in front of an estimated television audience of over 120M people. Not a bad job if you can get it. Rihanna had been rumored to get the job but with the whole controversy of her song getting pulled because she had been the victim of domestic violence, she was apparently ticked off with not only CBS, but the entire NFL and didn't have any desire to play. The problem with the NFL wanting acts to pay to play is that they need someone who is going to keep viewers around during the 30 minute plus halftime show. The singers or bands they want are not the type who need to pay because they already sell millions of records and make millions of dollars every time they perform. Plus, who can really monetarily quantify the boost in record sales or airplay or increased people attending shows. What we will get is probably a medley of shits combined with three or four really quick costume changes and probably nothing at all controversial which is what the NFL wants.
terrific :(
ReplyDeleteShe doesnt appeal to mnost football fans.
good typo there on hits Enty!
ReplyDeleteWell I know one lady here that will be super happy! : )
ReplyDeleteReno where you at girly??
ReplyDeleteI perform the same medley every time I eat at Chipotle
ReplyDeleteThey need a big show, she puts on a big show. She's half-dressed, which will please the testosterone types; she has cute outfits and fun makeup and hairstyles, which will please the estrogen crowd. It's a good choice. And I don't even like her music.
ReplyDeleteLots of people will need a shits medley by halftime.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the NFL lets Snoop Dog do his share of her shits?
ReplyDeletethat typo is the true definition of a Freudian slip
ReplyDeleteWell, count me out as a viewer. I have an aversion to KP.
ReplyDeleteI'll watch! Will be more interesting than the game, which doesn't say much.
ReplyDeleteMedley of shits....
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha
She ain't no Beyoncé
Shits was an awesome typo!
ReplyDeleteWe can blame JT and JJ for the fuckery we have to endure during Super Bowl halftime.
Cupcake titties 4 everyone! !
ReplyDeleteLet the glitter and sprinkles shits begin. .
Medley of shit?!
ReplyDeleteHow...appropriate! Hahahahahhahahahhah!!!! :D
Someone please explain first sentence of this blind. She went on espn this weekend swore she wouldn't play Super Bowl and then turns around and takes the gig?
ReplyDeleteshe sucks. talentless twat
ReplyDeleteWierd Al would have been much more entertaining.
ReplyDeleteshe went on saturdays college game day and when asked if she would pay to play superbowl she said no..
ReplyDeletebut i guess she was just Wild and Crazy enough in a fuzzy sweater that covered up her janet jacksons so the nfl thought she was Safe enough
I like her. This is a good thing
ReplyDelete@lilP - no, the nfl was saying they are going to CHARGE the artists for the honor of playing the halftime show, and KP said she would never "pay to play" the show. So she must have either changed her mind, or they reneged on that statement and ended up paying her to appear.
ReplyDeleteEither way, I won't be watching. The game or the show. After the swiftness with which they swung the money hammer at Colin Kaperninny for wearing "unauthorized" headphones on TV after allowing the Ray Rice thing to simmer for a disgusting amount of time, I am having increased trouble not just boycotting the whole organization. So I won't be watching no matter who they snag to play halftime. /rant
Thank you. Why would anyone pay the nfl to play that show with all the controversy & the money they make. It would look good on them if they couldn't grt s big name artist. Katy perry no thznks
DeleteThat is a show I will pass = she is so bad, without those tits of hers, she would have never made it so big.
ReplyDeleteUgh.
No, just no.
ReplyDeleteKaty puts on an incredible show...I think this will be good!
ReplyDeleteIf Katy Perry doesn't crack your knuckles, REMEMBER!! You always have ANIMAL PLANET & it's HALF TIME PUPPY BOWL!
ReplyDeleteya also gotchya:Kitten Bowls,Fish Bowls,Zombie Bowls,Cheerleader Bowls, et al.
@sandyb, omg, I didn't know Enty meant 'Hits'... I just thought Enty was being opiniated about Katy's music. LOL...
ReplyDelete@Reno, I think it'll be great & She'll be great &the Whole Superbowl will be great becuuuuz,the halftime was sooo great becuz she waz soo great!!!
Today trash mouth Enty is on duty.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry is so annoying.
ReplyDeleteThey should have chosen Blondie. Let them show that Katy twit how it's done.
Nope. Not watching the super bowl, will watch the commercials on YouTube/Twitter, won't watch the halftime show. Been done with the NFL for a while, this year seals it for good.
ReplyDeleteAt least it's less nauseating than Weird Al.
ReplyDeleteThis is just an interesting enough possibility for a good show; that when I heard about it this morning, I sent in my rsvp to work stage crew for the producers this year (a specific stage crew function). Last show I worked was the Beyonce 1/2time. Regretted not working the last one after RHCPs were added (love them). Didn't plan on doing the show again until SanFran in '16, but Katy Perry... yeah. Gonna be a fun and interesting 2 weeks, I think.
ReplyDeleteok trilby.. now give us the dish on beyonce
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