Friday, October 17, 2014

Jon Gosselin Is Now Homeless

After bouncing multiple rent checks, Jon Gosselin was evicted from his Pennsylvania house and is now effectively homeless. The father of eight, lost his job and blew through all of the money he was paid for Couple's Therapy last year. Apparently when he has worked a regular job he expects to still be treated like a celebrity and is kind of a pain to work with. If I were him and I thank everything that is holy that I am not him, I would push the club promotion thing hard. There are enough clubs out there who would pay the guy $2000 to show up for the night and enough people who would be fascinated around the country to come see him and he could make a decent living. It does not take too many $2000 nights to make six figures and give him the rest of the year to spend with your kids and have a place that you can afford. 

27 comments:

  1. At least he will always have those sweet Affliction shirts. Good luck bruh!

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  2. He should move to Vegas and be a gigolo for cowboys4angels.. haha. Here there are quite a few spots opening up of late..

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  3. oh yeah lets go to da club! Jon Gosslein is hosting yo! I am sure that will wrangle people in...

    He could move in with his buddy Michael Lohan

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  4. They'd have to pay me the two grand to see this guy..okay, I'd go for half that..

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  5. I guess things didn't work out with the young girl he was dating awhile back?

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  6. i would not go to a club to see him be a loser.

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  7. I though he lived off the grid in a cabin in the woods.

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  8. I probably wouldn't recognize him if I saw him in public and if he tried to give me attitude I'd probably punch a bitch oot!

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  9. Who on earth would pay to go see him? For what?

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  10. He can sell his ed hardy t-shirts at a garage sale for cash

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  11. OT: Did anyone read about the "former kindergarten teacher" who quit her job to make six figures a year twerking in Vine videos? SIX FIGURES. Jon could probably do something like that. People have some unique fetishes.

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  12. Ok, Jon, WTF man, Kate is supposed to be the shit ass parent in your equation. Get it together.

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  13. Anyone here willing to 'fess up that they'd pay to see this guy??? LOL

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  14. Does this tool pay child support?

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  15. DJ Ick Nast in da house!

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  16. No sympathy from me. Sorry!

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  17. I always thought he stopped working real jobs do he wouldn't have to pay child support, or not as much. Did he forfeit having to pay anything by allowing Kate to put the kids on tv?

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  18. I feel bad for his kids. Born into a three-ring circus and the encores just keep coming.

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  19. If I were him, I'd move to a small inexpensive college town, get a job in IT (that was his field, right?), and live super cheaply and avoid the media forever.

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  20. Jon and Kate should just face reality and get back together because no one else wants them. They could then go back to filming their reality show.

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  21. He could always make a porno with Farrah Abraham. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit while typing that. Ugh.

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  22. 2000 for Jon gosselin? Sounds like enty's never booked guests for clubs before

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  23. Wonder if he ever wishes he'd stayed with Kate? He'd still be living their beautiful house while she took care of everything, he'd just have to be her whipping boy.

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  24. Just when you think someone has dropped into total obscurity. I hope he finds something to do with his life that doesn't require daily up dates with gossip blogs.,

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  25. Maybe he could sell that wicked collection of Ed Hardy shirts & hats he owns.....

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  27. Anonymous6:55 AM

    I thought he lived in the woods or something

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